Godot ☕️
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Sustained by spite and caffeine. || Roleplay | Parody, authored by Jinx | Icon: https://bsky.app/profile/kiashie.bsky.social/post/3l74cwfufet2j
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Just heard about two dudes in prison beating up Redd White
Which is kinda strange to me cause I actually paid for three
Which is kinda strange to me cause I actually paid for three
September 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Just heard about two dudes in prison beating up Redd White
Which is kinda strange to me cause I actually paid for three
Which is kinda strange to me cause I actually paid for three
Extended my stay at prison by a year cause I beat the snot out of Redd White at some point
August 5, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Extended my stay at prison by a year cause I beat the snot out of Redd White at some point
When my mother got sick, she told me not to bother wasting money on fancy flowers for her grave. She said just find a pack of wild flowers and let nature do her thing.
Hers is the wildest, but also the most colorful grave around there. I think she'd love it
Hers is the wildest, but also the most colorful grave around there. I think she'd love it
July 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM
When my mother got sick, she told me not to bother wasting money on fancy flowers for her grave. She said just find a pack of wild flowers and let nature do her thing.
Hers is the wildest, but also the most colorful grave around there. I think she'd love it
Hers is the wildest, but also the most colorful grave around there. I think she'd love it
"Alright, thanks, amigo."
"I'm not sure about Klavier, but I do know Simon is between cases at the moment. Room 906 is his office."
"Think either of them might have a minute for an old man?"
July 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
"Alright, thanks, amigo."
"Think either of them might have a minute for an old man?"
"Indeed it did. I'm glad they've had an easier go at it than me. Well, relatively speaking."
"I’m sure you are. Took you a little longer to get there, after all."
July 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
"Think either of them might have a minute for an old man?"
"I’m sure you are. Took you a little longer to get there, after all."
"Mhm. I'm quite proud of both of them."
"Good, that‘s good. Had a feeling, but you never know. Glad to hear they‘re doing okay."
July 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
"I’m sure you are. Took you a little longer to get there, after all."
Only if it‘s the good kind
Is that why the building just started smelling like coffee all of a sudden??
Went into the prosecutor’s building just to see if I could pull it off again and they just let me in. You can truly bullshit yourself into anything
July 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Only if it‘s the good kind
"Good, that‘s good. Had a feeling, but you never know. Glad to hear they‘re doing okay."
Miles sighed.
"Klavier still works here. He's really made a name for himself as a prosecutor. As does Simon, who has truly become a force to be reckoned with in court."
Despite himself, he smiled. Truly a proud dad moment.
"Klavier still works here. He's really made a name for himself as a prosecutor. As does Simon, who has truly become a force to be reckoned with in court."
Despite himself, he smiled. Truly a proud dad moment.
"Who's insulting? I liked those kids. The blond one was following me around when I worked here, good kid, snotty, but good heart. The other was just a fledgling when I met him in prison, poor thing."
July 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"Good, that‘s good. Had a feeling, but you never know. Glad to hear they‘re doing okay."
"Who's insulting? I liked those kids. The blond one was following me around when I worked here, good kid, snotty, but good heart. The other was just a fledgling when I met him in prison, poor thing."
Miles narrowed his eyes at Godot.
"First of all, I would would appreciate it if you would refrain from insulting my employees. Second of all, why do you ask?"
"First of all, I would would appreciate it if you would refrain from insulting my employees. Second of all, why do you ask?"
"I'm just looking around. Say, do you still have a snotty blond kid working here? And maybe a guy with a hawk?"
July 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
"Who's insulting? I liked those kids. The blond one was following me around when I worked here, good kid, snotty, but good heart. The other was just a fledgling when I met him in prison, poor thing."
"I'm just looking around. Say, do you still have a snotty blond kid working here? And maybe a guy with a hawk?"
"Ugh, don't get me started. . . It's been the bane of my existence as of late. But I'm glad to see you're around."
"Hi, Edgeworth."
He grins. "How's the law?"
He grins. "How's the law?"
July 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
"I'm just looking around. Say, do you still have a snotty blond kid working here? And maybe a guy with a hawk?"
"Hi, Edgeworth."
He grins. "How's the law?"
He grins. "How's the law?"
"Oh for the love of- and right after I had a lengthy discussion with them about tighter security!"
A sigh.
". . . Hello, Mr. Armando."
A sigh.
". . . Hello, Mr. Armando."
Went into the prosecutor’s building just to see if I could pull it off again and they just let me in. You can truly bullshit yourself into anything
July 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
"Hi, Edgeworth."
He grins. "How's the law?"
He grins. "How's the law?"
Went into the prosecutor’s building just to see if I could pull it off again and they just let me in. You can truly bullshit yourself into anything
July 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Went into the prosecutor’s building just to see if I could pull it off again and they just let me in. You can truly bullshit yourself into anything
@flammaeiniustitia.bsky.social
"You know, I thought this is my parole hearing, but you look way more nervous than me. Will you stop pacing already?"
"You know, I thought this is my parole hearing, but you look way more nervous than me. Will you stop pacing already?"
July 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
@flammaeiniustitia.bsky.social
"You know, I thought this is my parole hearing, but you look way more nervous than me. Will you stop pacing already?"
"You know, I thought this is my parole hearing, but you look way more nervous than me. Will you stop pacing already?"
"Ugh, shut up."
"Thank you, that would make me very sad."
"I‘ll try not to die in the meantime."
June 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
"Ugh, shut up."
"I‘ll try not to die in the meantime."
"Perfect. I'll get right on it."
"Sure, why not."
June 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
"I‘ll try not to die in the meantime."
"Sure, why not."
"Chicken noodle, then?"
"Anything‘s fine, really."
June 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
"Sure, why not."
"Anything‘s fine, really."
"Exactly.
Now tell me what kind you like."
Now tell me what kind you like."
"Alright, alright, you do what you must. Not like anything can stop ya anyway."
June 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
"Anything‘s fine, really."
"Alright, alright, you do what you must. Not like anything can stop ya anyway."
"Until then, I'm getting you soup."
"Well, my doc might organize me some meds. Her studies kinda depend on my continued existence. Depends when she‘s notified about it, though."
June 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
"Alright, alright, you do what you must. Not like anything can stop ya anyway."
"Well, my doc might organize me some meds. Her studies kinda depend on my continued existence. Depends when she‘s notified about it, though."
"And so what if I am! I seriously doubt they're doing anything other than giving you water in there!"
"Hah! You‘re such a mother hen."
June 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
"Well, my doc might organize me some meds. Her studies kinda depend on my continued existence. Depends when she‘s notified about it, though."
"Hah! You‘re such a mother hen."
"I'm gonna arrange for you to at least have some soup. That's ridiculous."
"I got coffee and a blanket and that‘s pretty much it. Wanna bet if I make it?"
June 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
"Hah! You‘re such a mother hen."
Maya keeps sending me that hamster with the big eyes. What is she trying to tell me
June 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Maya keeps sending me that hamster with the big eyes. What is she trying to tell me
"I got coffee and a blanket and that‘s pretty much it. Wanna bet if I make it?"
"Yeesh, do you at least have stuff to treat it?"
Got myself a sweet little flu. The doc wasn’t joking when she said my immune system is bust.
June 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
"I got coffee and a blanket and that‘s pretty much it. Wanna bet if I make it?"
Got myself a sweet little flu. The doc wasn’t joking when she said my immune system is bust.
June 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Got myself a sweet little flu. The doc wasn’t joking when she said my immune system is bust.
// All the bots want daddy Godot, I get it
June 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
// All the bots want daddy Godot, I get it
Some of the brown‘s been growing out again, but only in some spots. Makes me look like some weird raccoon or something.
June 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Some of the brown‘s been growing out again, but only in some spots. Makes me look like some weird raccoon or something.