Hercules Lemke Merscher
bitmaybewise.com
Hercules Lemke Merscher
@bitmaybewise.com
Coding for a living and for fun -- bitmaybewise.com
Backend Engineer at GitLab
Bit Maybe Wise - ABEND dump #23
bitmaybewise.substack.com/p/abend-dump...
ABEND dump #23
Book reading philosophy, browser trust issues, career pendulums, and space BBQ.
bitmaybewise.substack.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
open.spotify.com/track/0aTZCg... -- eu escuto essa música gravada ao vivo, e ouço o Falcão cantando hahahaha
All The Rage Back Home - Live
Interpol · Live at Third Man Records · Song · 2024
open.spotify.com
November 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Bit Maybe Wise - Tsonnet #27 - Consistency, consistency, consistency
bitmaybewise.substack.com/p/tsonnet-27...
Tsonnet #27 - Consistency, consistency, consistency
The one where I reorganize function parameters and feel weirdly accomplished.
bitmaybewise.substack.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Bit Maybe Wise - Tsonnet #26 - Chain me maybe, part 2
bitmaybewise.substack.com/p/tsonnet-26...
Tsonnet #26 - Chain me maybe, part 2
No reference leaks allowed.
bitmaybewise.substack.com
October 29, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Bit Maybe Wise - Tsonnet #25 - Chain me maybe, part 1
bitmaybewise.substack.com/p/tsonnet-25...
Tsonnet #25 - Chain me maybe, part 1
Teaching Tsonnet to walk through nested object fields.
bitmaybewise.substack.com
October 28, 2025 at 10:13 AM
MacOS Tahoe -- do not recommend!
October 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Reposted by Hercules Lemke Merscher
Jesus aí dizendo o que precisa ser dito.
Sweet, Jesus
October 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Reposted by Hercules Lemke Merscher
Is it freedom you love? Or is it something else? 🤔
October 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Bit Maybe Wise - Tsonnet #24 - Getting to the root of things: top-level object access
bitmaybewise.substack.com/p/tsonnet-24...
Tsonnet #24 - Getting to the root of things: top-level object access
Tsonnet now supports top-level object access with the $ operator, allowing you to reference root-level fields from anywhere in nested structures.
bitmaybewise.substack.com
October 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Bit Maybe Wise - ABEND dump #22
bitmaybewise.substack.com/p/abend-dump...
ABEND dump #22
Welcome to the ABEND dump!
bitmaybewise.substack.com
September 24, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Reposted by Hercules Lemke Merscher
"And after the break you will learn how mass extermination of American citizens can Make America Great Again. We will be right back."
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
September 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Reposted by Hercules Lemke Merscher
September 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Reposted by Hercules Lemke Merscher
Se vc planta ódio, não espere colher amor.
September 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Reposted by Hercules Lemke Merscher
Acho tão alecrim dourado quem diz que estimativa de software não deveria existir. Foi isso que quis dizer nesse post no LinkedIn de forma mais contida.
August 31, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Bit Maybe Wise - Debugging shift-reduce conflicts: Lessons learned building Tsonnet's parser
bitmaybewise.substack.com/p/debugging-...
Debugging shift-reduce conflicts: Lessons learned building Tsonnet's parser
Sometimes the best way to understand parsing conflicts is to watch your parser make mathematically wrong decisions.
bitmaybewise.substack.com
September 1, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Bit Maybe Wise - Tsonnet #22 - Fixing a "lazy" bug
bitmaybewise.substack.com/p/tsonnet-22...
Tsonnet #22 - Fixing a "lazy" bug
Fixing Tsonnet's lazy evaluation inconsistency in objects
bitmaybewise.substack.com
August 24, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I’ve lost the count of how many times I uncovered bugs while writing about the thing I just implemented. You should consider writing for yourself, even if never publishing anything.
August 22, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Bit Maybe Wise - Tsonnet #21 - Making object definitions more dynamic
bitmaybewise.substack.com/p/tsonnet-21...
Tsonnet #21 - Making object definitions more dynamic
Extending Tsonnet's object syntax to support local variable definitions next to object fields.
bitmaybewise.substack.com
August 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Bit Maybe Wise - Tsonnet #20 - Adding the sweet stuff
bitmaybewise.substack.com/p/tsonnet-20...
July 29, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Reposted by Hercules Lemke Merscher
Era mais fácil ter se vacinado.
August 18, 2023 at 1:04 AM
Reposted by Hercules Lemke Merscher
July 18, 2025 at 9:13 AM