Darron Cardosa
@bitchywaiter.bsky.social
Bitchy Waiter, writer, service industry expert.  New here and looking forward to it. I’d appreciate a follow. Tip your server.
One of my coworkers only knew Cyndi Lauper as “that lady from the eczema commercial,” and I need some time to process this information.
February 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
One of my coworkers only knew Cyndi Lauper as “that lady from the eczema commercial,” and I need some time to process this information.
I am looking for my next non-fiction book to read. I stopped watching the news and listening to current event podcasts on November 6 and now I am a reader!
January 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I am looking for my next non-fiction book to read. I stopped watching the news and listening to current event podcasts on November 6 and now I am a reader!
I mouthed off at a customer recently, who was belittling a coworker. My manager spoke to me about it, and it has been noted in my HR file, like, on my “permanent record.”
Was it worth it? Abso-fucking-lutely.
Was it worth it? Abso-fucking-lutely.
January 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I mouthed off at a customer recently, who was belittling a coworker. My manager spoke to me about it, and it has been noted in my HR file, like, on my “permanent record.”
Was it worth it? Abso-fucking-lutely.
Was it worth it? Abso-fucking-lutely.
To the people who rush to get in front of me on the escalator and then just stand there: why?
January 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
To the people who rush to get in front of me on the escalator and then just stand there: why?
My dog is as over today as I am.
January 21, 2025 at 12:38 PM
My dog is as over today as I am.
If this app becomes full of Musk, I’m done.
January 21, 2025 at 12:27 PM
If this app becomes full of Musk, I’m done.
I feel like I need to move away from Threads. Is it nicer over here?
January 21, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I feel like I need to move away from Threads. Is it nicer over here?
Make your Valentine’s Day reservations now, people.
January 3, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Make your Valentine’s Day reservations now, people.
www.huffpost.com/entry/joy-re... Maybe it’s because so many of us stopped watching the news after November 5th.
MSNBC Reportedly Tells Two More Anchors To Take Pay Cuts Amid Ratings Tank
The left-leaning cable channel has been listing badly in the ratings since the election.
www.huffpost.com
December 21, 2024 at 3:13 AM
www.huffpost.com/entry/joy-re... Maybe it’s because so many of us stopped watching the news after November 5th.
Me after 45 days of rain in NYC: We really need some rain.
Me on the first day it rains: Ewww.
Me on the first day it rains: Ewww.
November 22, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Me after 45 days of rain in NYC: We really need some rain.
Me on the first day it rains: Ewww.
Me on the first day it rains: Ewww.
Will George Santos be able to accept a cabinet position from prison?
November 21, 2024 at 12:43 PM
Will George Santos be able to accept a cabinet position from prison?
I am here as well as Threads. Not sure which one I will be on most.
November 20, 2024 at 6:37 PM
I am here as well as Threads. Not sure which one I will be on most.
I have an article published in Food & Wine this month and I’m super excited about it.
July 6, 2023 at 12:18 AM
I have an article published in Food & Wine this month and I’m super excited about it.
My dog is cowering behind our toilet. I hope you’re enjoying your stupid fireworks.
July 5, 2023 at 2:04 AM
My dog is cowering behind our toilet. I hope you’re enjoying your stupid fireworks.
My dog is already worried about the fireworks. Do those Thunder Jacket things really work? Should I get him some kind of sedative?
July 2, 2023 at 2:13 PM
My dog is already worried about the fireworks. Do those Thunder Jacket things really work? Should I get him some kind of sedative?
Me over here trying to figure out how to get more followers.
July 2, 2023 at 12:16 AM
Me over here trying to figure out how to get more followers.
I have only been on this app for about a week. I want to learn more. Who should I follow? Who is fun?
July 2, 2023 at 12:03 AM
I have only been on this app for about a week. I want to learn more. Who should I follow? Who is fun?
This is me and my dog Parker.
June 29, 2023 at 12:56 AM
This is me and my dog Parker.
This isn’t Twitter, so this isn’t a Tweet. What is it called?
June 29, 2023 at 12:48 AM
This isn’t Twitter, so this isn’t a Tweet. What is it called?
I finally got an invitation to join this app, and now, I realize I don’t know anyone on it. Anyway, hello out there!
June 28, 2023 at 10:39 PM
I finally got an invitation to join this app, and now, I realize I don’t know anyone on it. Anyway, hello out there!