tara
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removing the bones and organs from my boss so i can make a set of armor that will help me fight the rest of his family
March 1, 2025 at 6:43 AM
removing the bones and organs from my boss so i can make a set of armor that will help me fight the rest of his family
i always forget how big 9mm rounds are
February 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
i always forget how big 9mm rounds are
car might be dead on account of i just can’t stop blowing trannies
February 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
car might be dead on account of i just can’t stop blowing trannies
try microwaving your condoms
February 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
try microwaving your condoms
i would take out a huge bank loan to do this to people in first class tbh so that’s fair imo
February 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
i would take out a huge bank loan to do this to people in first class tbh so that’s fair imo
for anyone keeping up with the tghb arc i got diagnosed with bipolar 1 and am on antipsychotics now lol
February 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
for anyone keeping up with the tghb arc i got diagnosed with bipolar 1 and am on antipsychotics now lol
i’m very proud of myself for being able to suck my gf off in about ~5 min (10 max) even though she’s on lexapro?? and it’s a good thing too because it’s one of the only times i feel pretty which is probably fine
February 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
i’m very proud of myself for being able to suck my gf off in about ~5 min (10 max) even though she’s on lexapro?? and it’s a good thing too because it’s one of the only times i feel pretty which is probably fine
any tanks playing retail wow that wants a raiding spot in 11.1? 4/8m pref but open to other experience :) dm me bc i would rather heal if i can but will tank if i have to
February 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
any tanks playing retail wow that wants a raiding spot in 11.1? 4/8m pref but open to other experience :) dm me bc i would rather heal if i can but will tank if i have to
this is actually so me
February 9, 2025 at 7:29 AM
this is actually so me
i love giving head but the downside is that once you nut with someone’s dick in your mouth, you’re pretty much guaranteed to never win an argument with that person again. “okay well you came from sucking MY dick” man fuck you
February 6, 2025 at 9:14 AM
i love giving head but the downside is that once you nut with someone’s dick in your mouth, you’re pretty much guaranteed to never win an argument with that person again. “okay well you came from sucking MY dick” man fuck you
i do still wish i could top, or like actively wanted to top, or be dominant, or do any of the things good gfs do ???
February 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
i do still wish i could top, or like actively wanted to top, or be dominant, or do any of the things good gfs do ???
for example when i told her i have no gag reflex so she put her entire hand in my throat to see if it was true and i just looked up at her smiling with tears streaming down my face and she said good girl, it fixed something in me
February 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
for example when i told her i have no gag reflex so she put her entire hand in my throat to see if it was true and i just looked up at her smiling with tears streaming down my face and she said good girl, it fixed something in me
i’ve decided to use this account to earnestly horny post so i can be more normal on main now that i deleted my priv twt
February 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
i’ve decided to use this account to earnestly horny post so i can be more normal on main now that i deleted my priv twt
tbh the problem isn’t that trump won it’s that trump won because half the country wants me dead and half of those people only want me dead because they want to fuck t girls and can’t deal with that internally like adults
February 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
tbh the problem isn’t that trump won it’s that trump won because half the country wants me dead and half of those people only want me dead because they want to fuck t girls and can’t deal with that internally like adults
February 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Read this now cuz you'll need it for the future (free PDF below).
January 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Read this now cuz you'll need it for the future (free PDF below).
i’ve started chewing on plastic spoons
January 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
i’ve started chewing on plastic spoons
does bsky have an alt-right detransitioner subplot yet or is this site not funny enough
January 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
does bsky have an alt-right detransitioner subplot yet or is this site not funny enough
guys try to remember i’m cancelled here, please be considerate of the bsky culture
January 2, 2025 at 11:09 AM
guys try to remember i’m cancelled here, please be considerate of the bsky culture
started putting pills in my dick hole instead of boofing about a month ago and now the doctor says i’m “immunocompromised” but they don’t know if it’s related
January 1, 2025 at 4:41 AM
started putting pills in my dick hole instead of boofing about a month ago and now the doctor says i’m “immunocompromised” but they don’t know if it’s related
love the very “this place sucks now!!!” energy from the ~big accounts~ because i love watching them realize that what they really wanted was a discord server
December 7, 2024 at 8:05 PM
love the very “this place sucks now!!!” energy from the ~big accounts~ because i love watching them realize that what they really wanted was a discord server