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Marcy
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ADHD. Neurospice must flow. 🧠
Chatty. Usually right but always left. 💙
Twinmom. Ego semper doctrina. 👩🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻📚
Sci-fi nerd. Ad astra per aspera. 🖖🏻

she/her 🏳️‍🌈
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bitchinmona.bsky.social
How ironic would it be if we narrowly avoid a modern retelling of WWII-era Holocaust and possibly the dawning of WWIII thanks to Bill Clinton’s dick? To be clear, I’m referring to Bill Clinton’s dick in Donald Trump’s mouth.

#BigBeautifulBill
#TrumpTrain
a man in a suit and tie is laughing
Alt: Former US President Bill Clinton laughs uncontrollably while wearing a suit and tie
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November 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
bitchinmona.bsky.social
When you start a position at a new company, why is it called onboarding and not orgientation?
a man wearing a hat and a tie dye shirt says " laugh "
Alt: an unsmiling, mustachioed man in a black ball cap and wearing a gray tshirt sits in front of an orange wall and orders the viewer to “laugh".
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November 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
bitchinmona.bsky.social
This is what “I’m not tired” looks like when you’re 6.
A six-year-old girl wearing a pink to purple ombré winter coat with hood over a pink dress with black cats slumps in her booster seat having fallen asleep. She is wearing a seat belt across her lap and chest, but her head has tilted to her left shoulder.
November 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
bitchinmona.bsky.social
FB suddenly is feeding me a bunch of right-wing nuttery, specifically anti-trans, anti-SNAP/Section 8, and anti-choice content. Is the algorithm high or is this intentional? 🤔
a man in a suit and tie welcomes you to the conservative zone
Alt: a man in a suit and tie welcomes you to the conservative zone, a parody of the introduction to the 1960s sci-fi series The Twilight Zone.
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November 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
bitchinmona.bsky.social
Planning to spend Christmas in Ottawa. Which restaurants would be a nice experience for a family of four with 6yo twins? (Gonna need some nugs and fries for one of them.)
a table with plates of food and a christmas tree
Alt: a restaurant table adorned with plates of food and a small Christmas tree
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November 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
bitchinmona.bsky.social
Wishing a very festive “bitch and moan about people saying Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas” season to all who celebrate.
three stuffed animals are dressed as snowmen and holding cups of cocoa
Alt: three claymation animals are dressed as snowmen and holding cups of cocoa while looking directly at the viewer. Snow falls in the background into a snowy ground.
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November 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
bitchinmona.bsky.social
When Canadian kids are counting seconds, do they say, “One Mississippi” or “One Missisauga”?
a boy and a girl are standing next to each other with the numbers 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 above them
ALT: a boy and a girl are standing next to each other with the numbers 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 above them
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July 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
bitchinmona.bsky.social
Ok, je sais que tout le monde (et son chat!) essaie de quitter les États-Unis, et je vous supplie: quelqu'un pourrait-il me recommander une agence d'immigration sérieuse et forte? Ma femme et moi (+nos jumeaux de 5 ans) avons besoin de déménager à #Ottawa dès tôt que possible. Merci!
Marcy est au premier plan sur une photo posée avec sa femme et ses deux enfants. Sa femme Linnea est assise à sa gauche, Eli, leur fille de 5 ans, se tient derrière elle, et Julien, leur fils aussi de 5 ans, se tient derrière Marcy, les bras autour de ses épaules. Ils sourient tous joyeusement.
July 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
bitchinmona.bsky.social
Listen, I know everyone and their cat is trying to gtfo of the US and I’m grasping at straws here, but can anyone recommend a solid immigration consulting firm? Looking to emigrate to Ottawa w/my wife & our two 5yo kids. We both have advanced degrees (though I’m missing the experience). Recs please!
OP is shown in a swimming pool next to her two children. OP and her brunette 5yo son are wearing sunglasses. All are wearing blue, and the children are wearing life jackets. OP and her blonde 5yo daughter are smiling naturally while her son squints against the son. The water is cool and bright, other unidentified people are in the background, and several patio tables with blue and white striped sun umbrellas line the length of the pool.
July 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
bitchinmona.bsky.social
Hey #Ottawa, help me out: are houses there just extra soundproof or are neighbours just not nosy? Everything seems so tightly packed that I feel like you’d be peering into the neighbours’ kitchen from your own every time you grab a glass of water. Is proximity a problem?
May 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
bitchinmona.bsky.social
Habeas corpus and due process are dead in the US. For all of us.

#Trump
#USpoli
#Boston
#AbolishICE
Facebook post from group Arlington MA Current Topics, May 10, 2025 Emergency: one of our residents has an employee who is here legally but has been picked up and detained by ICE - it sounds like they did not allow him to go home and show his paperwork. The police have said they can't do anything but does anyone have contacts who could help? A number for Sean ##### maybe? Thanks.
May 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
bitchinmona.bsky.social
It is NEVER the time for indigenous disenfranchisement but especially at a time when neoconservative ideology threatens to gain a toehold in Canada at the expense of marginalized groups.

#CDNpoli
April 29, 2025 at 5:25 AM
bitchinmona.bsky.social
Y’all Canadians are killing me with your liberal party colour being red because well, down here in the US, red is the color of authentic MAGA Syrup.

#CDNpoli
#USpoli
April 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
bitchinmona.bsky.social
#ThanksTrump is to Poilievre and the CPC what #ThanksObama was to US conservatives before that phrase rightly got turned into a meme. If only it wasn’t so obviously ironic whenever someone is "thanking" Trump for something.

#USpoli
#CDNpoli
April 29, 2025 at 5:11 AM
bitchinmona.bsky.social
THIS is historic. THIS is making a statement. THIS is also the #TrumpEffect. Imagine being such a shitshow POTUS that voicing support for a candidate (who is not even ‘running for MP’ as Trump believes) makes them so toxic the party goes from a nearly inescapable win to… this.

#CDNpoli
#USpoli
iamnotasalmon.bsky.social Canadian Resistance Front @iamnotasalmon.bsky.social · Apr 29
We did it!!! Pierre Poilivere has LOST his #carleton riding seat to @brucefanjoy
For the first time in history, people from across canada donated to brucefanjoy instead if within the own riding! I am so fucking proud of all you
April 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
bitchinmona.bsky.social
Wonder what Pierre Poilievre will say in his Christmas card to Trump this year. 🤔

#USPoli
#CDNpoli
#polcan
#MapleMAGA
#TrumpEffect
#NeverPoilievre
#PierrePoilievreBaiseurDeChevres
April 29, 2025 at 4:55 AM
bitchinmona.bsky.social
Yooo I was CACKLING at an excerpt from a speech she gave earlier poking at Trump and offering to take on California as a province, as well as Vermont, New Hampshire, and Maine (though hey, include Massachusetts pls).

#CDNpoli
#USpoli
tvnewsjunkie.bsky.social Tvnewsjunkie 🇨🇦 @tvnewsjunkie.bsky.social · Apr 29
Good for Green leader Elizabeth May retaining her seat! Happy to see a significant Green voice back in Ottawa. #CanadaElection
April 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM
bitchinmona.bsky.social
Bruh, how wild is it that one is almost nostalgic for John Howard and Kim Beasley just as Americans are almost nostalgic for George W. Bush? (( almost ))

It’s still fuck Pauline Hanson AND spiders tho.

#AusPol
#USpoli
#Ottawa
#CDNpoli
#polcan
danielkurz.bsky.social Daniel B. Kurz, M.A. @danielkurz.bsky.social · Apr 29
In 2025, for just $119 you can transform your vehicle into a 🌐 communications center w/more tech than CentCom had well into the early 2000's.

But yeah, most of us can't make it to a demonstration or union meeting.

We CAN do better to Dump Trump & Murdoch!
#Auspol #Ottawa #UnionStrong #NoKings
April 29, 2025 at 4:40 AM
bitchinmona.bsky.social
Et vous n'organisez pas de party d'avant-match pour les élections ? Je suppose que c'est un phénomène américain, même si cela ressemble davantage à une terreur abjecte pour nous depuis plusieurs cycles électoraux. 😬😩

#polcan
#cdnpoli
#USpoli
cchhccaa.bsky.social cchhccaa.bsky.social @cchhccaa.bsky.social · Apr 29
Le rassemblement libéral à Ottawa qui regarde la soirée électorale à CTV, c'est... bizarre, non? 👀🤔

#polcan
April 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
bitchinmona.bsky.social
Y’all, we might not have to worry about Trump for much longer because I’m pretty sure Pierre Poilievre is gonna take him out himself. 😅

#CDNpoli
#USpoli
#NeverPoilievre
#CanadaElection2025
April 29, 2025 at 4:26 AM
bitchinmona.bsky.social
I am SCREAMING. It’s fine to lean into MAGA until it no longer helps your case? 🙄

#CDNpoli
#election
#CanadaVotes
#CDNelxn2025
#CanadaElection2025
#PierrePoilievreBaiseurDeChevres
Tweet from Pierre Poilievre April 28, 2025: “President Trump, stay out of our election. The only people who will decide the future of Canada are Canadians at the ballot box. Canada will always be proud, sovereign and independent and we will NEVER be the 51st state. I Today Canadians can vote for change so we can strengthen…”
April 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
bitchinmona.bsky.social
Yikes. Less than 24 hours later, this skeet aged horribly. 😬😅

Unless Pope Francis comes back Wednesday which tbh would be AMAZING because then he could *really* set the record straight on a few things.
bitchinmona.bsky.social Marcy @bitchinmona.bsky.social · Apr 21
It took me so much longer than I should publicly admit to realize "number two" was his associate and not His Excellency’s Excrement. 💩

#USpoli
#U-SOS
Threads post from @authorbrittanyann_ "Not the Vatican putting out a statement that the pope sent his number two to lecture JD Vance on compassion after he refused to meet with him. 😂🤌🏻"
April 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
bitchinmona.bsky.social
It took me so much longer than I should publicly admit to realize "number two" was his associate and not His Excellency’s Excrement. 💩

#USpoli
#U-SOS
Threads post from @authorbrittanyann_ "Not the Vatican putting out a statement that the pope sent his number two to lecture JD Vance on compassion after he refused to meet with him. 😂🤌🏻"
April 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
bitchinmona.bsky.social
Poilievre. Is. Trump. PP may have fewer sexual assaults and porn star payoffs and criminal convictions but make no mistake: Trump’s convictions and Poilievre’s convictions are the same.
April 18, 2025 at 4:43 AM
bitchinmona.bsky.social
The fact that Kilmar Abrego Garcia is still alive is literally the most surprising thing that has happened in 2025. Thank you, Senator Van Hollen.
vanhollen.senate.gov Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · Apr 18
I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
Photo of Senator Chris Van Hollen with Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
April 18, 2025 at 4:14 AM