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Kyle Bishop
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Take Me Away From Here
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February 16, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Jamal and Joker playing alongside Wemby and Luka - you love to see it
February 15, 2026 at 10:20 PM
For the man with a tennis racket, all problems look like tennis balls
February 15, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Tennis academy director: *sees Mario get beaten by monsters* that wouldn't have happened if you were good at tennis
February 15, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
This sucks
RHP Germán Márquez is signing with the San Diego Padres to a one-year deal according to @Alden_Gonzalez

Márquez, 30, made 26 starts (6.70 ERA) with the Rockies. It was his most starts in a season since undergoing Tommy John surgery in 2023.
February 14, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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Self-Portrait (rotated), potential sketch for The Creation of Adam, by Michelangelo, late 15th//early 16th c
February 14, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Happy Valentine's Day (and 1.583 year anniversary) to my beautiful wife Cassie, the best best friend I could ever ask for ❤️
February 14, 2026 at 12:14 PM
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It’s time!! My favorite sports season is beginning!! So excited for this season!
February 14, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Sunset Kit: awesome to finally have a publicly available goalie kit, and it's probably the best color the Herrera regularly wears. Could it have been a cooler pattern? Maybe. But I'm still in on this one.
February 14, 2026 at 3:15 AM
City Kit: This is the one. The pinstripe My City My Team is gorgeous! And there's cyan!
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Blackout Kit: the subtle pattern is a plus... The lack of color doesn't do it for me. What are we, San Antonio? If they update this in the next few years with cyan, I'll be in
February 14, 2026 at 3:11 AM
February 14, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Let me second
February 13, 2026 at 10:30 PM
😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Trademarking "Quad Fraud™" in case something crazy happens this week
February 13, 2026 at 10:01 PM
This is insane
February 13, 2026 at 10:00 PM
A disposable razor is honest
February 13, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Second
February 12, 2026 at 5:22 AM
February 12, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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Me, to my car: [hozier voice] take me to work
February 11, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Butter
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February 11, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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I have always depended on the strangeness of kinders
February 10, 2026 at 5:05 PM
The wife is making butter
February 11, 2026 at 9:44 PM