liz
@birkfootcontessa.bsky.social
bad at the internet ™️
chronically offline 🦋
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chronically offline 🦋
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who up rolling their feet on their wooden foot reflexology roller?
June 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
who up rolling their feet on their wooden foot reflexology roller?
my cat starts scatting like Jonathan Davis the moment the laser point comes out
June 2, 2025 at 5:54 AM
my cat starts scatting like Jonathan Davis the moment the laser point comes out
babe wake up it’s lilac season 🪻
April 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
babe wake up it’s lilac season 🪻
i know gen z is fried as hell but who is gonna tell them how uncouth it is to put in two weeks notice via text message lol
March 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
i know gen z is fried as hell but who is gonna tell them how uncouth it is to put in two weeks notice via text message lol
telling my cat she isn’t the only one who eats canned food as she stares down me and my can of black bean soup
February 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
telling my cat she isn’t the only one who eats canned food as she stares down me and my can of black bean soup
family Blazers viewing party tonite w/ @squatchdrew.bsky.social & baby bobbi
January 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
family Blazers viewing party tonite w/ @squatchdrew.bsky.social & baby bobbi
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@birkfootcontessa.bsky.social Bobbi the cat, and I.
January 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
@birkfootcontessa.bsky.social Bobbi the cat, and I.
😶
January 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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my creature 🥰👹
January 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
my creature 🥰👹
*tap* *tap* … is this thing on?
January 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
*tap* *tap* … is this thing on?
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RT if you agree
November 30, 2023 at 5:39 AM
RT if you agree
fall garden update!! everything i planted has grown! kale, broccoli, spinach, fava beans. i even had a little spinach harvest yesterday that was added to our brunch. 🌱some folks might remember my self-seeded arugula ground cover this spring; now we have nasturtium doing the same thing! 😆
November 7, 2023 at 11:09 PM
fall garden update!! everything i planted has grown! kale, broccoli, spinach, fava beans. i even had a little spinach harvest yesterday that was added to our brunch. 🌱some folks might remember my self-seeded arugula ground cover this spring; now we have nasturtium doing the same thing! 😆
she’s smoking that ear canal-tingling w33d 🫠
October 26, 2023 at 3:49 AM
she’s smoking that ear canal-tingling w33d 🫠
about to get my hands zapped for $1000 so the doctor can tell me what i already know 🫠 health insurance//healthcare in this country is so fried
October 23, 2023 at 5:21 PM
about to get my hands zapped for $1000 so the doctor can tell me what i already know 🫠 health insurance//healthcare in this country is so fried
good morning, pumpkin olive oil cake morning!
October 17, 2023 at 6:38 PM
good morning, pumpkin olive oil cake morning!
i can’t stop collecting little buddies. 🕷️🕸️
October 17, 2023 at 2:18 AM
i can’t stop collecting little buddies. 🕷️🕸️
Practical Magic // The Craft double feature this evening 🤘🔮
October 16, 2023 at 3:40 AM
Practical Magic // The Craft double feature this evening 🤘🔮
what are we up to tonite, besties?!
October 13, 2023 at 4:05 AM
what are we up to tonite, besties?!
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ABC's "Israel at War" transition card is a photo of residential buildings in Gaza being bombed by Israel.
October 11, 2023 at 9:51 PM
ABC's "Israel at War" transition card is a photo of residential buildings in Gaza being bombed by Israel.
i tried to give it a contact high😊
October 11, 2023 at 5:48 AM
i tried to give it a contact high😊
it always catches me off guard when the budtender asks if i “have any plans for the evening.” like yes my man, i’m gonna go home and get stoned outta my gourd; an absolute give-in. 🤣
October 7, 2023 at 10:53 PM
it always catches me off guard when the budtender asks if i “have any plans for the evening.” like yes my man, i’m gonna go home and get stoned outta my gourd; an absolute give-in. 🤣