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Birel 🦝🤙🏼
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birel.bsky.social
queria muito poder entrar no meu cérebro, se é q isso faz sentido já q eu já estou e sou oq tem dentro dele
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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paulodosreis.bsky.social
isso n é aquele negocio da hatsune miku ?
litia.scares.men dildo gigante ortopédico @litia.scares.men · 1d
mds o bolsonaro tá tendo vômito fecaloide???
November 13, 2025 at 10:41 AM
birel.bsky.social
treat?
November 13, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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naosouindiano.bsky.social
"transforme seus hobbies em renda extra" PELO AMOR DE DEUS NÃO FAÇA ISSO NÃO!
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
birel.bsky.social
parem de desenvolver genAI e desenvolvam uma forma de sentir gostos e cheiros pela internet
November 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
birel.bsky.social
quero comprar umas velas aromáticas, meu celular ouviu isso, mas é o tipo de coisa q eu não tenho segurança em comprar pela internet pq depende de eu saber o CHEIRO de algo q nunca comprei
November 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
birel.bsky.social
legal a Brie Larson como voz da Rosalina
uma pena q o Mario é o fudido do Chris Pratt e por isso nunca vou assistir em inglês
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
birel.bsky.social
Não preciso mais dessa carta maldita graças ao @brinopocket.bsky.social 🙌🏼

Mas quem quiser me adicionar ainda pode 😆
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
birel.bsky.social
alguém que joga TCG Pocket tem o Donphan EX q seja do pacote do Ho-Oh e ***NÃO*** do pacote Deluxe?
só preciso desse bostinha pra completar a coleção e só me aparecem com o do Deluxe 🫠

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November 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
birel.bsky.social
ainda bem q a energia esperou eu estar terminando o banho pra cair, pq senão eu teria q me matar
November 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
birel.bsky.social
ia botar o fone mas a rádio na van do trabalho começou a tocar Breakaway - Kelly Clarkson
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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falseknees.bsky.social
Kneesvember 2025 Day 4
The three knights are beside their respective steeds on the ground layered in yellow oak leaves. The yellow knight has a bumblebee, who is eating from a plate of flowers; the blue knight, who has a crossbow and an eyepatch, has a dragonfly who is eating from a bucket of pink slop; the red knight, speaking expressively with wings spread wide, has a snail. Later that evening, the knights packed for their queste. "I have ne'er afore encountered a Dragon" admitted the yellow knight, who fought for honour and glory, "are they large beasts?" "And where shall we seek one?" added the blue knight, who was very cool. "Friends! Worry not, for I am an expert in such matters! said the red knight, who was a great liar. Note: there is a small drawing of Grell and Bagglyn watching the knights very obviously from behind a fence.
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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falseknees.bsky.social
Kneesvember 2025 Day 3
Two peasant warblers are speaking to each other in the crowd. The first is yellow and gray-blue and is wearing a red hat, medieval-style. The second is dark gray and orange-yellow and is wearing a sort of brown tunic, medieval-style? The crowd around them are all drawn in uniform purple to make them blend in. "I wish t' see a Dragon!" exclaimed Bagglyn, a lowly worm-whistler from Mudhole, straining to see over the crowd. "I know wherein them noble knights keep their noble steeds!" replied her friend, Grell, the stable boy, "We could follow 'em in secret on their noble queste!"
November 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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falseknees.bsky.social
Kneesvember 2025 Day 2
A large crowd of birds is gathered in front of the Queen, who is an ovenbird wearing a crown and a purple cape with white furry trim. There are three knights standing at the end of the royal rug: a redstart wearing a helmet with a red plume, a yellow warbler with a belted sword and metal boots, and a cerulean warbler who has some straps but we see nothing else. There are yellow and purple bunting flags and some banners showing the Queen's image. Growing increasingly eccentric in Her old age, the Queen ordered Her three finest knights on a most dangerous queste: to retrieve the head of a Dragon!
November 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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falseknees.bsky.social
Kneesvember 2025 Day 1
Birds are flying toward a castle with several red-roofed towers built at the top of an enormous oak tree. The sky is blue and there are wispy clouds. The tree is full of orange leaves and there are red and yellow trees in the distance. The image is bordered by a red, yellow, and blue, uh... border, with little stars and patterns. On the Queen's seventh birthday, brids from across the warbler realm were flocking to Oakcliffe Castle to take part in the festivities. (The first letter is illustrated in its own cute little box, technically termed an historiated initial, like in medieval manuscripts)
November 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
birel.bsky.social
silenciando nubank pq tá um assunto recorrente e tenho os dois pés atrás com essa empresa desde q ela me mandou uma carta manuscrita há uns anos atrás sem eu nunca ter demonstrado interesse num banco de mentira e nem ter sido recomendado por ninguém

desde então só foi evoluindo os motivos pra odiar
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
birel.bsky.social
banhando ao som altíssimo de Shooting Stars
a person in a pink shirt is falling through the stars
Alt: a person falling through the stars blinking in various colors
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November 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
birel.bsky.social
sinto informar, mas o moço da cervejaqueta é IA
November 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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marciovianna.bsky.social
Muitas coisas nas redes sociais são resumíveis como a bronca da Rochelle na Tonya, em "Todo Mundo Odeia o Chris": "por sua culpa, o que não era da conta de ninguém, agora é da conta de todo mundo".
November 9, 2025 at 12:52 PM
birel.bsky.social
ele meio q parece o Pedro Pascal ou tô ficando doido????
November 9, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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comiccontext.bsky.social
Inside a prison cell, an older man and a younger man hug. The older man is a prisoner. The younger man is in civilian clothes. The older man says, “Everything is going to be ALL RIGHT.“
November 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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culturaguik.bsky.social
Eu acho engraçado o quão pouco isso repercute, porque é só uma pessoa nb falar que usa gênero neutro e WAAAAAH todo mundo se revolta de falar "bonite" mas aí tá cheio de "m4t0u" "@bus0u" por aí e de repente ninguém se incomoda, ninguém se lembra de pessoas com dislexia, etc etc
arrigo.bsky.social Arrigo @arrigo.bsky.social · 6d
Até no trailer no canal oficial do Prime tão usando essas baboseiras dessa grafia. Já não tem a ver com algoritmo, é só estupidez mesmo.
November 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
birel.bsky.social
<enfiando a cara no braço e gritando de tesão>
meo.bsky.social marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 7d
lord i see what u have done for others
mamdani looking up at his wife. she is grabbing his chin with her hand. this too is socialism
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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juliedivah.bsky.social
minha irmã, que é desonline, uma vez me mandou a seguinte mensagem e penso nisso frequentemente
print de mensagens de texto "Por que todas as dancinhas agora parecem Libras na frente dos genitais ou com bracinhos de Horácio e pulinhos e sarradas? TikTok? Fitdance? Quem inventou isso? E, principalmente, por que todo mundo aderiu?"
November 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
birel.bsky.social
um amigo me "obrigou" a ouvir o último lançamento do mundinho eligebetê e... não é pra mim
Pinguim de massinha sentado encolhido com as asas pra frente do corpo com uma expressão de acanhado.
November 7, 2025 at 11:26 AM