⊹ ࣪ ˖ ㅤ vampveh!ㅤ
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It seems that worrying about this hopeless man is useless after all. But all is well, the party will surely be so crowded it'll be fairly easy to escape his sight.
... Specially because looking at him now makes him look at his own reflection. A little uncomfortable.
"You're hopeless." he says, +
... Specially because looking at him now makes him look at his own reflection. A little uncomfortable.
"You're hopeless." he says, +
Oh yeah, and deliberately ignoring the embarrassing tantrum he threw that day because the letter had a different way to address him.
Shhh
Shhh
October 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
It seems that worrying about this hopeless man is useless after all. But all is well, the party will surely be so crowded it'll be fairly easy to escape his sight.
... Specially because looking at him now makes him look at his own reflection. A little uncomfortable.
"You're hopeless." he says, +
... Specially because looking at him now makes him look at his own reflection. A little uncomfortable.
"You're hopeless." he says, +
"Said the man who asked me to punch him so he wouldn't have to come...." he mumbles. Then, he looks down enough to realize his cravat is all crooked.
... without thinking, he grabs it to properly fix it.
"You realize you have to be polite and amicable, right? No ignoring people?"
... without thinking, he grabs it to properly fix it.
"You realize you have to be polite and amicable, right? No ignoring people?"
"To represent the Akademiya as the Grand Sage by Petition from the dendro archon herself."
He said that nonstop as if he's bwen rehearsing this conversation a hundred of times before.
"Refusing would be an incredible disrespect for her, you know."
He said that nonstop as if he's bwen rehearsing this conversation a hundred of times before.
"Refusing would be an incredible disrespect for her, you know."
"I'm talking about your FACE!!"
He makes sure to poke the cheeks sticking out from underhead his mask.
"I just KNOW you have that disgusting look on your face. Why did you come anyway???"
He makes sure to poke the cheeks sticking out from underhead his mask.
"I just KNOW you have that disgusting look on your face. Why did you come anyway???"
October 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
"Said the man who asked me to punch him so he wouldn't have to come...." he mumbles. Then, he looks down enough to realize his cravat is all crooked.
... without thinking, he grabs it to properly fix it.
"You realize you have to be polite and amicable, right? No ignoring people?"
... without thinking, he grabs it to properly fix it.
"You realize you have to be polite and amicable, right? No ignoring people?"
"I'm talking about your FACE!!"
He makes sure to poke the cheeks sticking out from underhead his mask.
"I just KNOW you have that disgusting look on your face. Why did you come anyway???"
He makes sure to poke the cheeks sticking out from underhead his mask.
"I just KNOW you have that disgusting look on your face. Why did you come anyway???"
Blinks.
"...I let the kids from Zubayr theater craft the mask for me. Is it really that ugly to you? They're just ten year olds, let them have some grace."
Rare opportunity to mess with him in another nation taken.
"...I let the kids from Zubayr theater craft the mask for me. Is it really that ugly to you? They're just ten year olds, let them have some grace."
Rare opportunity to mess with him in another nation taken.
"If you're going to wear that ugly face all night, you should just go back home."
October 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
"I'm talking about your FACE!!"
He makes sure to poke the cheeks sticking out from underhead his mask.
"I just KNOW you have that disgusting look on your face. Why did you come anyway???"
He makes sure to poke the cheeks sticking out from underhead his mask.
"I just KNOW you have that disgusting look on your face. Why did you come anyway???"
"If you're going to wear that ugly face all night, you should just go back home."
THIS CLOSE of turning around and walk back to Sumeru
But he's doing it for Nahida.
But he's doing it for Nahida.
October 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
"If you're going to wear that ugly face all night, you should just go back home."
// sorry. he'll be back to bunny later. i have a PARTY to attent to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
// sorry. he'll be back to bunny later. i have a PARTY to attent to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaveh does not bite him, thankfully, but the way he's boxing and kicking might have hurt his assailant anyway. He's desperate, what can he do?!
But once he's more than two feet away from the ground, he stops, freezing in fear. That is so, so far away. +
But once he's more than two feet away from the ground, he stops, freezing in fear. That is so, so far away. +
Capturing him is the responsible thing to do, if he’s some sort of pet or invasive species——and maybe he can ask that grey-haired fellow for help locating his owner.
Setting the box down, he sticks his hands into the pit, doing his best to gently scoop him up.
Setting the box down, he sticks his hands into the pit, doing his best to gently scoop him up.
October 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Kaveh does not bite him, thankfully, but the way he's boxing and kicking might have hurt his assailant anyway. He's desperate, what can he do?!
But once he's more than two feet away from the ground, he stops, freezing in fear. That is so, so far away. +
But once he's more than two feet away from the ground, he stops, freezing in fear. That is so, so far away. +
this is all AlHaitham's FAULT!!!!
October 16, 2025 at 10:52 AM
this is all AlHaitham's FAULT!!!!
"SQUEEEAAAKEEE"
He screams, though his bunny voice isn't loud at all, like his usual voice. He falls, thankfully on his paws, but the fear and despair are intense enough for him to freeze as the Unknown Man appears from beyond the hole ...
ESCAPED LIVESTOCK?! NO WAY. +
He screams, though his bunny voice isn't loud at all, like his usual voice. He falls, thankfully on his paws, but the fear and despair are intense enough for him to freeze as the Unknown Man appears from beyond the hole ...
ESCAPED LIVESTOCK?! NO WAY. +
Ah well… He’s long since accepted his fate of being a ‘crazy weirdo.’
“Ears don’t match native leporids… Are you someone’s pet? Or escaped livestock…”
“Ears don’t match native leporids… Are you someone’s pet? Or escaped livestock…”
October 16, 2025 at 10:52 AM
"SQUEEEAAAKEEE"
He screams, though his bunny voice isn't loud at all, like his usual voice. He falls, thankfully on his paws, but the fear and despair are intense enough for him to freeze as the Unknown Man appears from beyond the hole ...
ESCAPED LIVESTOCK?! NO WAY. +
He screams, though his bunny voice isn't loud at all, like his usual voice. He falls, thankfully on his paws, but the fear and despair are intense enough for him to freeze as the Unknown Man appears from beyond the hole ...
ESCAPED LIVESTOCK?! NO WAY. +
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you're an idiot, and i'm in love with you. guess that makes me an idiot, too.
October 15, 2025 at 7:09 AM
you're an idiot, and i'm in love with you. guess that makes me an idiot, too.
Normal Kaveh wouldn't be a big fan of cucumbers but they look damn scrumptious right now. And Alhaitham- CURSE HIM- hasn't opened the door the entire day! He'll have him repay whoever loses their greens.
With a sigh of sadness, he hops to chomp the offerings... unaware.... but squeaking happily.
With a sigh of sadness, he hops to chomp the offerings... unaware.... but squeaking happily.
Zandik remains crouched a few paces away, quiet as he watches the odd rabbit’s approach.
It would, of course, be irresponsible for him to let a potentially lost pet run loose…
The cabbage leaves rustle gently as the evening breeze passes through, brushing against meticulously sliced cucumber.
It would, of course, be irresponsible for him to let a potentially lost pet run loose…
The cabbage leaves rustle gently as the evening breeze passes through, brushing against meticulously sliced cucumber.
bunveh's been out the entire day, tired and upset and ... hungry. So hungry. All the damn time. He wasn't that hungry before! Twenty flowers weren't enough?!
He comes across the plate by chance. He has a bad nose. It calls to him ... but he won't just steal (more)... he can't ....
He comes across the plate by chance. He has a bad nose. It calls to him ... but he won't just steal (more)... he can't ....
October 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Normal Kaveh wouldn't be a big fan of cucumbers but they look damn scrumptious right now. And Alhaitham- CURSE HIM- hasn't opened the door the entire day! He'll have him repay whoever loses their greens.
With a sigh of sadness, he hops to chomp the offerings... unaware.... but squeaking happily.
With a sigh of sadness, he hops to chomp the offerings... unaware.... but squeaking happily.
bunveh's been out the entire day, tired and upset and ... hungry. So hungry. All the damn time. He wasn't that hungry before! Twenty flowers weren't enough?!
He comes across the plate by chance. He has a bad nose. It calls to him ... but he won't just steal (more)... he can't ....
He comes across the plate by chance. He has a bad nose. It calls to him ... but he won't just steal (more)... he can't ....
Setting out a plate of nice, fresh leafy greens... That definitely do not have a trap connected to them.
An opportunity strikes.
October 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
bunveh's been out the entire day, tired and upset and ... hungry. So hungry. All the damn time. He wasn't that hungry before! Twenty flowers weren't enough?!
He comes across the plate by chance. He has a bad nose. It calls to him ... but he won't just steal (more)... he can't ....
He comes across the plate by chance. He has a bad nose. It calls to him ... but he won't just steal (more)... he can't ....
After freaking out and failing at communicating with anyone... Kaveh stopped by a random garden and ate all its flowers. He only realized when it was too late- they were so tasty and he was so hungry...
All he can do is hop back towards his house, but... the handle is just incredibly too high up.
All he can do is hop back towards his house, but... the handle is just incredibly too high up.
October 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
After freaking out and failing at communicating with anyone... Kaveh stopped by a random garden and ate all its flowers. He only realized when it was too late- they were so tasty and he was so hungry...
All he can do is hop back towards his house, but... the handle is just incredibly too high up.
All he can do is hop back towards his house, but... the handle is just incredibly too high up.
SQUEEEEEEEAK!!
This is how Kaveh learns bunnies make no sound other than... whatever this is. He never thought about it. But now...
This is how Kaveh learns bunnies make no sound other than... whatever this is. He never thought about it. But now...
October 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
SQUEEEEEEEAK!!
This is how Kaveh learns bunnies make no sound other than... whatever this is. He never thought about it. But now...
This is how Kaveh learns bunnies make no sound other than... whatever this is. He never thought about it. But now...
// bunny kaveh event for 10 days or so 🥰 dw he'll be back to normal before the halloween gala
October 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
// bunny kaveh event for 10 days or so 🥰 dw he'll be back to normal before the halloween gala
now there is a panicking bunny running around Sumeru City, getting stepped on by unaware passers-by...
October 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
now there is a panicking bunny running around Sumeru City, getting stepped on by unaware passers-by...
He was feeling so tired yesterday, he ended up falling asleep without realizing. Today, however, he feels great! So full of energy! Ready to tackle all his problems!
... but, for some reason .... why is the desk so UP HIGH?!
.... why is he so close to the floor!? Where are his HANDS!?!
... but, for some reason .... why is the desk so UP HIGH?!
.... why is he so close to the floor!? Where are his HANDS!?!
October 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
He was feeling so tired yesterday, he ended up falling asleep without realizing. Today, however, he feels great! So full of energy! Ready to tackle all his problems!
... but, for some reason .... why is the desk so UP HIGH?!
.... why is he so close to the floor!? Where are his HANDS!?!
... but, for some reason .... why is the desk so UP HIGH?!
.... why is he so close to the floor!? Where are his HANDS!?!
ghh…. I don’t feel so good…
October 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
ghh…. I don’t feel so good…
A costume… Unfortunately I cannot afford something elaborate… though I do have some jewelry my mom left behind….
October 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
A costume… Unfortunately I cannot afford something elaborate… though I do have some jewelry my mom left behind….
Reposted by ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ㅤ vampveh!ㅤ
you could do so much better than me.
October 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
you could do so much better than me.
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the way they encourage one another to push high. ／ touch the sunlight against their tender leaves.
October 8, 2025 at 5:30 AM
the way they encourage one another to push high. ／ touch the sunlight against their tender leaves.
[ 𝑯𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑶𝑾𝑬𝑬𝑵 𝑮𝑨𝑳𝑨 𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑻 ]
It is not like Kaveh has the funds to be picking elaborate costumes, despite his enormous desire to do so. Therefore, this time, he choose something simple, a fontanian vampire-y costume that fits enough.
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It is not like Kaveh has the funds to be picking elaborate costumes, despite his enormous desire to do so. Therefore, this time, he choose something simple, a fontanian vampire-y costume that fits enough.
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October 8, 2025 at 1:16 AM
[ 𝑯𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑶𝑾𝑬𝑬𝑵 𝑮𝑨𝑳𝑨 𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑻 ]
It is not like Kaveh has the funds to be picking elaborate costumes, despite his enormous desire to do so. Therefore, this time, he choose something simple, a fontanian vampire-y costume that fits enough.
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It is not like Kaveh has the funds to be picking elaborate costumes, despite his enormous desire to do so. Therefore, this time, he choose something simple, a fontanian vampire-y costume that fits enough.
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hey red, ugly as ever, i see. haha, i'm just kidding. you're even uglier than usual.
October 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
hey red, ugly as ever, i see. haha, i'm just kidding. you're even uglier than usual.
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// bunveh event soon. just thought i'd let you know in advance
September 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
// bunveh event soon. just thought i'd let you know in advance