mister chef, from halo 2
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favourite food: sand
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God, I love being a New Yorker
February 12, 2026 at 10:44 PM
God, I love being a New Yorker
more like state of piss
February 12, 2026 at 10:48 PM
more like state of piss
okay yeah I'll play mgs4 again why not
February 12, 2026 at 10:41 PM
okay yeah I'll play mgs4 again why not
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Last time I saw an old white man get this mad at a bad bunny it was Elmer Fudd! He was the man, I mean. Not the bunny. That was bugs. Sorry. the rabbit was bugs. His name was bugs. He’d be like bad bunny in this situation.
February 10, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Last time I saw an old white man get this mad at a bad bunny it was Elmer Fudd! He was the man, I mean. Not the bunny. That was bugs. Sorry. the rabbit was bugs. His name was bugs. He’d be like bad bunny in this situation.
(guy who has never seen football) so who are they getting to throw out the first touchdown
February 8, 2026 at 10:57 PM
(guy who has never seen football) so who are they getting to throw out the first touchdown
royal rumble is coming up which means I have to do my once a year wrestling watch. tiffany stratton was at a mets game last year and hit a giraffe mascot with a steel chair, it was really fucked up
January 28, 2026 at 10:05 PM
royal rumble is coming up which means I have to do my once a year wrestling watch. tiffany stratton was at a mets game last year and hit a giraffe mascot with a steel chair, it was really fucked up
yeah I know ball. that's a football, that's a basketball. no ball I don't know
January 21, 2026 at 12:51 PM
yeah I know ball. that's a football, that's a basketball. no ball I don't know
This would hurt me but in a good way
Mtn Dew A.M. (2012-2013, 2015-2016): A blend of classic Mtn Dew soda and Tropicana orange juice. It was originally sold as a limited-time breakfast drink at Taco Bell, before returning two years later, exclusively at Applebee's restaurants.
January 21, 2026 at 12:35 PM
This would hurt me but in a good way
oh! like the mackle more
thrift store, mission street, san miguel, california, 1991
January 20, 2026 at 4:27 PM
oh! like the mackle more
Was a huge Fanta enjoyer back in 2013 how did I miss this
Peach & Apricot Fanta (2013-2013): A bright yellow, peach-and-apricot-flavored soda, primarily available in the UK, but also sold across some other European countries. Available in a sugar-free version as well.
January 14, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Was a huge Fanta enjoyer back in 2013 how did I miss this
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they're a bucking bronco of tackles this season
January 13, 2026 at 4:45 PM
they're a bucking bronco of tackles this season
finally started playing Nightreign properly recently and i'm liking it a lot, I wish I was playing Nightreign rn
January 13, 2026 at 11:54 AM
finally started playing Nightreign properly recently and i'm liking it a lot, I wish I was playing Nightreign rn
this is just golf to a guy like me
January 13, 2026 at 7:55 AM
this is just golf to a guy like me
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who did it better???
September 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
who did it better???
i saw the cash cab irl and it sped up to try and hit me
January 10, 2026 at 3:15 PM
i saw the cash cab irl and it sped up to try and hit me
he's real I knew it
Rapping dog PaRappa the Rapper, ‘90s PlayStation game character, in Tokyo
January 7, 2026 at 2:46 PM
he's real I knew it
Always saying this
January 4, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Always saying this
Nothing amazing about these mets
Amazin' Mets Cereal (1999-2000): Following the 1999 season, which marked the 30th anniversary of their first ever World Series victory, the NY Mets honored the occasion with a cereal--frosted corn flakes--celebrating their past and present.
December 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Nothing amazing about these mets
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Amazin' Mets Cereal (1999-2000): Following the 1999 season, which marked the 30th anniversary of their first ever World Series victory, the NY Mets honored the occasion with a cereal--frosted corn flakes--celebrating their past and present.
December 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Amazin' Mets Cereal (1999-2000): Following the 1999 season, which marked the 30th anniversary of their first ever World Series victory, the NY Mets honored the occasion with a cereal--frosted corn flakes--celebrating their past and present.
In Bath today, taking a sec to appreciate the many sights of this beautiful city
December 27, 2025 at 12:49 PM
In Bath today, taking a sec to appreciate the many sights of this beautiful city
He's cute. He's tall. He's got gorgeous eyes. HESBURGER. And a stunning smile. I didn't say a name, but he popped into your head, didn't he?
HESBURGER; Nokianvaltatie 17, 37100 Nokia, Finland https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=61.4808731%2C23.52117849999999&query_place_id=ChIJUXUiiGvXjkYRuoTUy2vYYmQ
December 26, 2025 at 9:50 AM
He's cute. He's tall. He's got gorgeous eyes. HESBURGER. And a stunning smile. I didn't say a name, but he popped into your head, didn't he?
haven't posted about it I don't think but I'm applying for a US visa, absolutely losing it at the low res black and white US flag and emblem they send on the letters
December 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
haven't posted about it I don't think but I'm applying for a US visa, absolutely losing it at the low res black and white US flag and emblem they send on the letters
my eternal take is that if you engage in console wars online you're a weird nerd and you should absolutely seek employment
December 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
my eternal take is that if you engage in console wars online you're a weird nerd and you should absolutely seek employment
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