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another UK post. not a bodega, very concerning
November 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
finally saw the jerk chicken place at the food market by my work again after like a year and a half, it's still insanely good. having a time
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Tesco, my favourite bodega
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
don't feel safe going to NYC knowing there are human-sized labubus there now
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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wwhat if jersey shore set today? mike the situationship
March 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
watch had an update and now keeps telling me that I'm stressed all the time. you're literally a robot shut the fuck up
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
bro thinks therefore he is
November 24, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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who did it better???
September 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Not a great pic but I made pork fried rice, came out insane. god damn. expect me on iron chef shortly
November 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
sending my dipshit son to see the Mets (he will be back in 45 days)
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Shohei Ohtani
3 Scoops Away
Los Angeles Dodgers Grand Slam Sundae (2000-2000): Vanilla ice cream, loaded up with buttered pecans, toffee chunks, and chocolate flakes, with a caramel swirl. Sold exclusively at Safeway grocery stores to honor the LA Dodgers baseball team.
November 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Copeland implies the existence of Seetheland
November 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Mandela effect strikes again? It was daytime earlier but now it's nighttime
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
i will not be watching this gameshow!!!!
November 18, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Went to a McDonald's in Munich that had curly fries (with wings and big mac sauce, of course) was very good
November 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
chat gpt told me to microwave all the forks in my house
November 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
L + Ratio + Poison + Curse + Deprotect + Deshell
November 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Still find it really funny that they enforce real-world football rules in inazuma eleven, you got teens doing fire magic on the field but you're worried about being offside
November 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
playing the chronicles mode, game starts with a hokuto no ken-esqe apocalypse scenario. they're gonna fix it with football. that's what I would've done
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
New Ina11 slop dropped today, called to me like the green goblin mask and I bought it instantly
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
steam machine? we used to call them "vapes" ! #jokezone
November 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
enjoying Lumines Arise but it doesn't have the same level of variety as lumines 2, nowhere near as funny
November 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
fucked up that I'm constantly being served shakeshack ads despite there not being one in Bristol
November 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM