@birchface.bsky.social
Hey autocorrect, “were” is a valid, common word. We are not always in need of your correction.
December 10, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Hey autocorrect, “were” is a valid, common word. We are not always in need of your correction.
Failure happens along the way.
December 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Failure happens along the way.
The amount of people who do not brush their teeth daily astounds me. Take better care of that non-renewable resource, dinuses.
December 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The amount of people who do not brush their teeth daily astounds me. Take better care of that non-renewable resource, dinuses.
There is a hole in the market for realistic living arrangements for the times: apartments in cities designed for adult roommates - bedrooms don’t share walls and separate bathroom per bedroom.
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
There is a hole in the market for realistic living arrangements for the times: apartments in cities designed for adult roommates - bedrooms don’t share walls and separate bathroom per bedroom.
Why do men always have the TV at yelling level of volume?
December 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Why do men always have the TV at yelling level of volume?
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
Can we make reflective clothing really cool? I feel like that is a small shift that would be surprisingly helpful to humanity. Too many pedestrians dress like ninjas and are hard to see when it is dark or foggy or rainy.
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Can we make reflective clothing really cool? I feel like that is a small shift that would be surprisingly helpful to humanity. Too many pedestrians dress like ninjas and are hard to see when it is dark or foggy or rainy.
90% of times when AI is used is literally just a waste of time and water that nobody asked for.
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
90% of times when AI is used is literally just a waste of time and water that nobody asked for.
Psychosomatic sabotage.
November 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Psychosomatic sabotage.
The juxtaposition of sending a beau some hot pics and then proceeding to haunch on the toilet to pull out a tampon before you pop into the tub.
November 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The juxtaposition of sending a beau some hot pics and then proceeding to haunch on the toilet to pull out a tampon before you pop into the tub.
Is there a drug that makes you feel the same way as being 1-2 drinks deep? I always feel more like myself, as if the film of general anxiety has been peeled off.
November 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Is there a drug that makes you feel the same way as being 1-2 drinks deep? I always feel more like myself, as if the film of general anxiety has been peeled off.
Short form videos are a curse.
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Short form videos are a curse.
Everyone thinks it’s them against the world and something is just out to get them. I well know that it’s me fighting against me. I am the final boss and the player.
October 17, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Everyone thinks it’s them against the world and something is just out to get them. I well know that it’s me fighting against me. I am the final boss and the player.
Hoodie season is a treacherous time for a straight lady in the trades. Seeing that much muscular flesh first thing in the morning is.. unnerving.
October 17, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Hoodie season is a treacherous time for a straight lady in the trades. Seeing that much muscular flesh first thing in the morning is.. unnerving.
Love that time of the month when you’re waiting for your period to start. Wearing a liner and checking your undies like you’re literally an adult baby. You do not put a tampon in dry so you are at the will of a fickle bastard that will only begin at the most inopportune time possible.
October 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Love that time of the month when you’re waiting for your period to start. Wearing a liner and checking your undies like you’re literally an adult baby. You do not put a tampon in dry so you are at the will of a fickle bastard that will only begin at the most inopportune time possible.
What is the difference between being cool and harmlessly weird?
September 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
What is the difference between being cool and harmlessly weird?
Thongs are fart silencers
September 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Thongs are fart silencers
Does a panic attack count as cardio?
September 19, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Does a panic attack count as cardio?
Can seagulls walk backwards?
September 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Can seagulls walk backwards?
Conspiracy theory: super soft toothbrushes recommended by dentists are ineffective and result in needing to go to the dentist more.
September 12, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Conspiracy theory: super soft toothbrushes recommended by dentists are ineffective and result in needing to go to the dentist more.
Tickled by the juxtaposition of a grown man with neck tattoos drinking a tiny carton of choccy milk.
September 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Tickled by the juxtaposition of a grown man with neck tattoos drinking a tiny carton of choccy milk.
Black tea with bergamot shouldn’t taste like fruit loops. It is delicious but it isn’t earl grey.
September 9, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Black tea with bergamot shouldn’t taste like fruit loops. It is delicious but it isn’t earl grey.
After the crippling, muscle-tearing hell this week has been I bow to never do the devil’s movement known as “burpees” again for as long as I live.
September 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
After the crippling, muscle-tearing hell this week has been I bow to never do the devil’s movement known as “burpees” again for as long as I live.
You have to be willing to let go. Of everything and everyone.
August 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
You have to be willing to let go. Of everything and everyone.
Really need to forest bathe and water the local plants with my salt water reserves - but since it’s so dry you can be charged with a $25k fine for being in the forest. Do you think the cops would believe that I was helping?
August 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Really need to forest bathe and water the local plants with my salt water reserves - but since it’s so dry you can be charged with a $25k fine for being in the forest. Do you think the cops would believe that I was helping?