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Last night I dreamt there was a Connections game that was just squares in various shades of grey & i was like “😨🙅 no.”
November 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
not some man in a puffer vest walking to Davis Square with a sword casually roped to his back… 😂
#SomervilleMA
November 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
There is a special gravity upon ONLY the green line stairs at Park Street Station, I swear my footsteps feel more laborious there than any other station.
#MBTA
October 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
when there is an automatic “out of office” reply, you should be able to unsend emails up until their out of office reply ends.
October 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
i dunno how to spell the short version of the word “usual,” but i feel like if I could just shorten it in Cyrillic, it’d be so much easier. It’s practically BEGGING for it!

—“What’re you up to?”
—“Oh, not much. The юж, ya know?”
September 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Two neuros diverged in the woods, and I—
I took the one less traveled by

#neurospicy 🌶️
August 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Just as you have a murder of crows; gaggle of geese; herd of cows…

A gathering of two or more sm0kers is known as “a nuisance of sm0kers” 💨
(just ask the neighbors 😉 )
August 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Me when my birthday month rolls around…
August 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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I don't care if you're trying to feel the rain on your skin! stop releasing your inhibitions!! they have no natural predators and they are devastating the local ecosystem!!!!
August 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
i wanna know who the genius is that decided to put a wall of mirrors parallel to a wall of urinals in like, 50% of men’s rooms everywhere.
August 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Can someone please go ahead & make a google maps overlay that shows which bus stops along Mass Ave have any actual shade at any given time of day??
#mbta #YESshade
August 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Saturdays are for slowness & coffees.
July 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Not enough people nerding out with me about seeing the space station fly over us last night.
IT WAS REALLY COOL, OKAY?!

#NASA #ISS #InternationalSpaceStation #space #TheFinalFrontier! #EastCoast #ArlingtonMA
July 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
i think i have too much time on my hands every now & then…

#30Rock #VeryWool #Wool #HughHowey #LibbyApp #iLoveLibraries📚! (Seriously—SO thankful libraries exist!)
July 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Th…they have to know, right?

#Boston #WentworthInstituteofTechnology #grindr
July 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
when ur lyft driver’s on #grindr ☠️ ☠️☠️
July 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Here’s to the woman eating *soup* on the bus! 😂
#MBTA
July 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I’d forgotten what it was like to live in Houston. It’s so kind of New England to remind me! 🥵 #TOOHot #NewEngland #summer #Houston #muggy
July 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The temptation to go full feral with my coffee intake—any amount any time of day, like my grandparents’ generation did—is strong today…
July 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
well we’re screwed either way
I can’t do anything about it tonight, tho. So.
*Remember children, dissociation is a survival skill! 🫡 we can process this in therapy later, in calmer waters…
The United States should not wage war against Iran.

Donald Trump’s bombing of Iran is unconstitutional. Only Congress can declare war — and the Senate must vote immediately to prevent an another endless war.

This is a horrific war of choice.
June 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
What do we matter, if those around us do not?
June 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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To all trans youth: We're with you.

We have your back, and we will never stop fighting alongside you for the futures you deserve.
June 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
“Trundle” is a good word to describe the pace of a school bus when you’re stuck behind one…
June 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
❌ Catch ya on the flip side?? In THIS economy?? 🙅 No!

✅ Catch ya on the FLOP side.

{ [ for the zeitgeist! ] }
June 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM