Kate
@birbladybirb.bsky.social
chicagoland birb lady by way of new england. late 40s word nerd. be excellent to each other. and party on.
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Kate
@birbladybirb.bsky.social
· Mar 22
So, like, is it great again yet? 🤔🤔
@chrislhayes.bsky.social As my favorite TV newscaster (frfr!!), I thought you might be able to help me understand why there's been such sparse media coverage of the recent historic #flooding in #Washington state spurred by an #atmosphericriver. Any insights?
December 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
@chrislhayes.bsky.social As my favorite TV newscaster (frfr!!), I thought you might be able to help me understand why there's been such sparse media coverage of the recent historic #flooding in #Washington state spurred by an #atmosphericriver. Any insights?
Ooh! But now I'm torn between this and "Kegs-breath"!
December 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Ooh! But now I'm torn between this and "Kegs-breath"!
I used to like the idea of #givingtuesday, now I just get anxiety from all the emails. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I used to like the idea of #givingtuesday, now I just get anxiety from all the emails. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Occasionally I think I understand how time works but also tomorrow is December 1 and wtf?
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Occasionally I think I understand how time works but also tomorrow is December 1 and wtf?
I mean, OK, I know why; it feels like a tiny betrayal, but that's part of what I hate about this timeline -- we know far too much about people we don't know at all and then feel some type of way when they don't meet up to our standards or do what we think they should.
Lol at me not having any idea Cory Booker was even dating someone let alone getting married to her, but also pls tell me why I'm having what feels like an irrational gut response to the fact that she is 18 years younger than he is?
November 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I mean, OK, I know why; it feels like a tiny betrayal, but that's part of what I hate about this timeline -- we know far too much about people we don't know at all and then feel some type of way when they don't meet up to our standards or do what we think they should.
Lol at me not having any idea Cory Booker was even dating someone let alone getting married to her, but also pls tell me why I'm having what feels like an irrational gut response to the fact that she is 18 years younger than he is?
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Lol at me not having any idea Cory Booker was even dating someone let alone getting married to her, but also pls tell me why I'm having what feels like an irrational gut response to the fact that she is 18 years younger than he is?
This good sentence became really great once I decided #DanBrown and his editor had merely forgotten to kill the whole first part of it 😁 #thesecretofsecrets
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This good sentence became really great once I decided #DanBrown and his editor had merely forgotten to kill the whole first part of it 😁 #thesecretofsecrets
I do not recommend sneezing while actively using a wobble board. #notsoprotip
November 19, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I do not recommend sneezing while actively using a wobble board. #notsoprotip
Hey, @nytimes.com, 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Hey, @nytimes.com, 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
i heard there's a pretty rad #matriarchy that could help the u.s. recover, just saying 🤗
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
i heard there's a pretty rad #matriarchy that could help the u.s. recover, just saying 🤗
Has anyone heard from Ivanka lately?
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Has anyone heard from Ivanka lately?
someone mentioned #jpmorganchase a few minutes ago on a video chat, so obviously I unmuted to yell " #epstein! release the files!!!" because I am profesh to death.
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
someone mentioned #jpmorganchase a few minutes ago on a video chat, so obviously I unmuted to yell " #epstein! release the files!!!" because I am profesh to death.
feeling very EAT SH*T KIM DAVIS right about now!! #schadenfreude #samesexmarriage #itissoordered #lovewins #lovewinsagain
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
feeling very EAT SH*T KIM DAVIS right about now!! #schadenfreude #samesexmarriage #itissoordered #lovewins #lovewinsagain
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
friday fact: i could never be as cool as @merriam-webster.com 🤩🤩
November 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
friday fact: i could never be as cool as @merriam-webster.com 🤩🤩
Surely there is a Venn diagram floating around somewhere that shows the overlap between white maga men who refuse(d) to wear a mask during the (ongoing) pandemic and agents such as these who wouldn't need to mask up for safety if they weren't doing anything illegal or immoral.
November 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Surely there is a Venn diagram floating around somewhere that shows the overlap between white maga men who refuse(d) to wear a mask during the (ongoing) pandemic and agents such as these who wouldn't need to mask up for safety if they weren't doing anything illegal or immoral.
Sometimes I sound so much like an adult in emails that it kinda makes me wanna vom(it). 😂🤣
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Sometimes I sound so much like an adult in emails that it kinda makes me wanna vom(it). 😂🤣
I haven't loved so many news headlines in one 24-hour period in, well, I can't remember how long.
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I haven't loved so many news headlines in one 24-hour period in, well, I can't remember how long.