mal waldron burner
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charter member: east coast regional brain fog association
spicy village sleep paralysis
December 10, 2025 at 11:14 AM
spicy village sleep paralysis
i would break veganism to eat radiator eggs
December 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
i would break veganism to eat radiator eggs
ghetto blasting plantasia
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
ghetto blasting plantasia
i’d take organized crime over the government any day
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i’d take organized crime over the government any day
having a pavlovian reaction to white castle
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
having a pavlovian reaction to white castle
i’m not gonna kill him, i’m multitasking!
November 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
i’m not gonna kill him, i’m multitasking!
for your gift you can slowly kill a living organism
November 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
for your gift you can slowly kill a living organism
it’s not like anybody born after 2005 knows what a penny is anyways
November 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
it’s not like anybody born after 2005 knows what a penny is anyways
called in a prescription to the brill building
November 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
called in a prescription to the brill building
i talk in nesting dolls
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
i talk in nesting dolls
beef meater gin, now with chunks of sirloin
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
beef meater gin, now with chunks of sirloin
HEY BUDDY TATE IS A PERFECT IMPROVISER FUCK EVERYONE ELSE THAT HAS EVER TRIED PLAYONG MUSIC
November 6, 2025 at 12:04 PM
HEY BUDDY TATE IS A PERFECT IMPROVISER FUCK EVERYONE ELSE THAT HAS EVER TRIED PLAYONG MUSIC
can we go back to 1984 and make a movie where rodney dangerfield survives the rapture
November 6, 2025 at 12:03 PM
can we go back to 1984 and make a movie where rodney dangerfield survives the rapture
i’m half asleep thinking about split level housing
November 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
i’m half asleep thinking about split level housing
UP ON THESE CANTORNOS HOURS FR IRL NO CAP
October 31, 2025 at 3:56 PM
UP ON THESE CANTORNOS HOURS FR IRL NO CAP
what’s he gonna do, shoot me through the internet?
October 31, 2025 at 12:01 AM
what’s he gonna do, shoot me through the internet?
the embryonic stages of hydraulic press videos- the pacing still leaves much to be desired
October 31, 2025 at 12:01 AM
the embryonic stages of hydraulic press videos- the pacing still leaves much to be desired
playing chicken with hughesnet
October 31, 2025 at 12:01 AM
playing chicken with hughesnet
he was taken to court twice for biting poodles
October 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
he was taken to court twice for biting poodles
everybody needs to stop fucking around and go listen to bud powell’s moods right the fuck now
October 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
everybody needs to stop fucking around and go listen to bud powell’s moods right the fuck now
2000 dollar parlay on the puppy bowl
October 29, 2025 at 10:51 AM
2000 dollar parlay on the puppy bowl
elvis has left the building. elvis had left the building. elvis has left the building.
October 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
elvis has left the building. elvis had left the building. elvis has left the building.
spending the night on 42nd street gave me a sunburn
October 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
spending the night on 42nd street gave me a sunburn
diner lobster for breakfast
October 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
diner lobster for breakfast
we can successfully stop the fur trade by eating every fur coat currently in circulation
October 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
we can successfully stop the fur trade by eating every fur coat currently in circulation