This has to be the worst June in the history of the Mets and their annual June collapse right? #Mets #LGM #NYM

Welp WW3 is about to happen. So stop waiting and just DM her asking if you can eat a 20 piece mcnugget out her booty.

I am sorry but against contenders this season the #Knicks have looked abysmal all season. This team needs something else to make the next step. Landry Shamet aint it #NewYorkForever

I think I am gonna use this just to bitch about NY sports and Marvel Rivals. Oh and the occasional rant about wanting to jump off a bridge. Newho look at how I carried my team in ranked only to lose

@jisobeldelisle.bsky.social makes me feel the sexiest in my weirdness

Today is the last day you can post this picture

“Adrian Dittman” is Elon Musk, let this tweet sink in.

Laziness is a human right.

Anyone telling you that you need to maximize your day to more workload efficiency should be mocked and shunned from society.

Naps are a necessity.

Anyone that makes a spreadsheet to analyze daily task scheduling should be dragged behind a car.

I was just stuck in traffic grooving to "Im Sprung" did not realize I was next to a funeral procession....I was going ham too.

Bedbug defends parasites.