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She/her. Feral Pagan Millennial. Don't let my kid read this
My eighth grade English teacher HAD to know I had a crush on the boy who sat behind me when she made us read a romantic excerpt together and then prompted us "...now kiss". Thanks, Mrs Slusser. You tried.
February 16, 2026 at 4:04 AM
The best part of Instagram is when it suggests not only all your best friends from high school but also the accounts they're gooning to
February 16, 2026 at 12:51 AM
She is no more more
February 12, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I would 100% be fooled by Clark Kent's disguise. I just realized that the asshole that parks in my spot and a person I'm friendly with at work are the same guy in different shirts
February 12, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Does anyone else get the high-anxiety-jazz-hands? No? Just me?
February 11, 2026 at 12:24 PM
The best film adaptation of The Odyssey will always be O Brother, Where Art Thou
February 1, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Buy me a coffee ☕
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Binty
Writer, crafter, feral pagan millennial.
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January 25, 2026 at 3:51 AM
January 21, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Okay, but how did you feel about it before your news program told you what to think??
January 7, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Idk when this happened to me but Walter White is really hot??? 🥵
January 6, 2026 at 1:01 AM
My kid brought up Michael Jackson again and still has no idea who he is
January 1, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I am the gremlin that ate all the ice cream in the house at exactly 2AM
December 30, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Got my BIG FAT POSITIVE today!
December 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Another day, another eternity
December 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Might have seen a faint 2nd line on my test today. Testing again in 2 days. Wish me luck 🌈
December 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Double fistin at the ska show #streetlightmanifesto
December 21, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Oh. Today is Thursday. The thing that happens on Thursday is today.
December 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
It's been a long year.
Sickness. Miscarriage. Deaths.
Today the goddess brought me into Her garden to bury the baby that I lost.
I offered my blood to Her, but She took my hand and said I had given enough.
#witchsky
December 11, 2025 at 11:49 AM
When you haven't been doing dabs bc you've been deathly ill and now you have all these BIG FEELINGS wtf
December 10, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Well. My car is totaled. #spellsandprayers
October 22, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I'm no Christian but I did let a guy named Jesús inside me once
October 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Karens get such a bad rep. Every Karen I've met has been a total sweetheart. It's the Brendas of the world you gotta look out for 👀
October 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I'm never not obsessed with Viggo Mortensen
October 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Been trying to figure out why my kid has been chanting "Thank you Michael Jackson" since the latest Minecraft update and I just realized that he's talking about Mojang
October 9, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Just shoveling fiery hot coals into the diarrhea train 🌮🪏
October 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM