@bingomanatee.bsky.social
@marwellaspaceart.bsky.social do you have a boyfriend
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
@marwellaspaceart.bsky.social do you have a boyfriend
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Are those "MANY GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS" in the room with you right now, Piggy?
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Are those "MANY GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS" in the room with you right now, Piggy?
@jimmykimmel.com you and Colbert should start the Concealed News Network
September 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
@jimmykimmel.com you and Colbert should start the Concealed News Network
Since you both have been at the receiving end of small minded corporate bureaucrats…
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@stephencolbertshow.bsky.social × @jeramyclarkson.bsky.social
A late-night road-trip special: fast cars, roadside diners, witty banter—and some very questionable driving. Make it happen. #jonstewartinthesidecar
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@stephencolbertshow.bsky.social × @jeramyclarkson.bsky.social
A late-night road-trip special: fast cars, roadside diners, witty banter—and some very questionable driving. Make it happen. #jonstewartinthesidecar
August 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Since you both have been at the receiving end of small minded corporate bureaucrats…
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@stephencolbertshow.bsky.social × @jeramyclarkson.bsky.social
A late-night road-trip special: fast cars, roadside diners, witty banter—and some very questionable driving. Make it happen. #jonstewartinthesidecar
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@stephencolbertshow.bsky.social × @jeramyclarkson.bsky.social
A late-night road-trip special: fast cars, roadside diners, witty banter—and some very questionable driving. Make it happen. #jonstewartinthesidecar
I nailed @ronnychieng.bsky.social as Kahn in the King of the Hill reboot
August 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I nailed @ronnychieng.bsky.social as Kahn in the King of the Hill reboot
Trump rapes children.
July 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Trump rapes children.
@asavage.bsky.social You may be the king of duct tape, but, are you packing tape?
July 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
@asavage.bsky.social You may be the king of duct tape, but, are you packing tape?
@thedailyshow.com don’t wait to get cancelled. Start your own network. Dave Chspelle can run it. call it #starwars
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July 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
@thedailyshow.com don’t wait to get cancelled. Start your own network. Dave Chspelle can run it. call it #starwars
@stephencolbert.bsky.social @jonstewartdaily.bsky.social at some point you’ll have enough cancelled comedians to have your own network. #ownthegame
July 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
@stephencolbert.bsky.social @jonstewartdaily.bsky.social at some point you’ll have enough cancelled comedians to have your own network. #ownthegame
@stephencolbert.bsky.social media exists to serve talent and your audience; as the top rated late night host you could probably bump any other host you felt like to increase the ad revenue of another network. If you were “Costing CBS money” you wouldn’t get a wind down of a WHOLE FUCKING YEAR
July 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
@stephencolbert.bsky.social media exists to serve talent and your audience; as the top rated late night host you could probably bump any other host you felt like to increase the ad revenue of another network. If you were “Costing CBS money” you wouldn’t get a wind down of a WHOLE FUCKING YEAR
Man X really is dead- I tried sticking it out but OMFG THE BOTS! At first I thought, “Puur dumb Elon, everyone’s hating on him and he can’t figure out how to control the bots”
July 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Man X really is dead- I tried sticking it out but OMFG THE BOTS! At first I thought, “Puur dumb Elon, everyone’s hating on him and he can’t figure out how to control the bots”
Harry Chaplin or Neil Tyson: who knows more about time?
June 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Harry Chaplin or Neil Tyson: who knows more about time?
@cluednblu.bsky.social sorry America got so messed up. We wil fit it soon. #pardonourdust
May 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
@cluednblu.bsky.social sorry America got so messed up. We wil fit it soon. #pardonourdust
Come on what has science ever done for us other than the internet, cars planes vaccines birth control lower infant mortality organ transplants our nuclear arsenal and stuff like that..
May 19, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Come on what has science ever done for us other than the internet, cars planes vaccines birth control lower infant mortality organ transplants our nuclear arsenal and stuff like that..
@javascriptjs.bsky.social how much of your time/ life do you piss away with config? I spent months on a NX repo before giving up and stepping down to yarn WS. Not to pick on NX but an I the only “senior dev” who wishes 80% of these “Helper systems” would just die off so we can get things done?
May 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
@javascriptjs.bsky.social how much of your time/ life do you piss away with config? I spent months on a NX repo before giving up and stepping down to yarn WS. Not to pick on NX but an I the only “senior dev” who wishes 80% of these “Helper systems” would just die off so we can get things done?
Man — X has got sick: aside from celebs there’s a hive of bots and celeb impersonators
May 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Man — X has got sick: aside from celebs there’s a hive of bots and celeb impersonators
Truth is a conspiracy to destroy Donald Trump
April 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Truth is a conspiracy to destroy Donald Trump
@neildegrassetyson.com I know there’s no way of knowing for sure what happened before the Big Bang but let’s be open to the possibility that it was crazy ass tariffs
April 11, 2025 at 9:25 AM
@neildegrassetyson.com I know there’s no way of knowing for sure what happened before the Big Bang but let’s be open to the possibility that it was crazy ass tariffs
@neildegrassetyson.com There are hundreds, possibly thousands, of craters on the Moon that are extinction-level in size — if they had hit Earth instead, they would have triggered mass extinction or even global collapse. -chatGPT
April 1, 2025 at 6:16 AM
@neildegrassetyson.com There are hundreds, possibly thousands, of craters on the Moon that are extinction-level in size — if they had hit Earth instead, they would have triggered mass extinction or even global collapse. -chatGPT
In his first term I talked about Trump because I thought maybe I could swerve some of his supporters. Now I do it because if I don’t it just rattles around in my skull driving me nuts.
March 14, 2025 at 8:03 AM
In his first term I talked about Trump because I thought maybe I could swerve some of his supporters. Now I do it because if I don’t it just rattles around in my skull driving me nuts.
@neildegrassetyson.com can we make a rail gun capable of putting a flat earther in a spacesuit into orbit?
March 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
@neildegrassetyson.com can we make a rail gun capable of putting a flat earther in a spacesuit into orbit?
From the look of it Keebler Elves put a smidge of crack in every cookie. Or maybe just the ones on the ends so they can skin off the top of the crack opt for themselves
March 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
From the look of it Keebler Elves put a smidge of crack in every cookie. Or maybe just the ones on the ends so they can skin off the top of the crack opt for themselves
So you know: putting on clown face for Halloween or a kids birthday party is offensive to real clowns.
March 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
So you know: putting on clown face for Halloween or a kids birthday party is offensive to real clowns.
I’m not a hypocrite I’m paying forward all I learned from the older women I slept with in college
February 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I’m not a hypocrite I’m paying forward all I learned from the older women I slept with in college