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binbagjohnson.bsky.social
𝔅𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔞𝔤 𝔍𝔬𝔥𝔫𝔰𝔬𝔫
@binbagjohnson.bsky.social
Strong tendency to fluctuate between profound wisdom and absurd nonsense
Wow, X is a drag. People could take a ray of light shining gracefully off a butterflies back and turn it into week long misery parade 🤣
November 18, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Covid got me feeling like ass so I'm just gonna be lazy af and build an unnecessarily large megatructure in Minecraft and be grouchy 🫠🫠
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 AM
NF's new EP is insane 🔥🔥🔥
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Most people seem to prefer a social performance over a conversation and it's very sad.
November 13, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Monty Python predicted it 😂
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Is social media getting more shallow and uninteresting or is my algorithm just poorly sick right now? 😂
November 11, 2025 at 9:03 AM
The Plot In You were amazing! Currents, Cane Hill and Saosin were amazing! Spent the whole night in the pit and now I feel my age. Bruises everywhere. Got battered all over 😂 Amazing!
November 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I'm seeing The Plot In You, Currents, Cane Hill and Saosin tomorrow!! 🥳

Today is draaaaagging! 🙃
November 7, 2025 at 10:48 AM
1000 days and I have mastered talking bollocks 😎
November 7, 2025 at 8:59 AM
My Most Played Artists of October:

1. Sleep Token
2. Zach Bryan
3. Don Broco
4. Gorillaz
5. Cane Hill
6. Phil Collins
7. The Plot In You
8. Parkway Drive
9. Fightstar
10. President
11. Currents
12. Type O Negative
13. Skindred
14. Kate Bush
15. Andrea Bocelli
16. Daft Punk
17. Stan Bush
November 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I'm still butthurt over last weeks traitors tbh 🤣
October 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I don’t think I’ve ever wanted to be friends with anyone as much as I want to be friends with Hiroshi Suzuki, the Japanese ambassador to the UK. I absolutely love this guy! 💜
October 25, 2025 at 8:56 AM
MOSH PIT CAM! Skindred were unbelievable last night!! 🤘🏻😎🤘🏻
October 24, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Got an extremely last minute ticket for Skindred last night! OH MY LORD! I am aware of my age 🫠
October 24, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Don Broco's discography is the best gym playlist since the soundtracks of the Rocky franchise 💪🏻😎👌🏻
October 21, 2025 at 10:19 AM
After almost 2 weeks of uncertainty, the tests are back, and the medication is doing its thing. The boy is doing much better. He's no longer anaemic. The jaundice has really improved. His red blood cells are back at a much safer level. 1/2
October 21, 2025 at 7:29 AM
The boy is home but we aren't out of the woods yet. We have to wait until Monday for more test results and then we will know what happens next. Hoping for the best but expecting the worst. Thank you for all of your kind and supportive messages. I appreciate you all 💜💜
October 14, 2025 at 6:43 AM
My cat is at the vet right now, really ill, and under observation. We don't know how things will turn out, but he means more to me than any human ever will.

If this ends badly, I'll need to disappear for a while.
October 13, 2025 at 7:23 AM
🔥🔥 PARKWAY DRIVE WERE FUCKING INSANE!!!! 🔥🔥
October 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
PARKWAY DRIVE TOMORROW 🫨🫨
October 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I'm not easily grossed out, but Episode 5 of Monster: The Ed Gein Story is grotesque 🤢😅
October 5, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Sleep Token, President, and Fightstar have become three bands that make me wonder how the hell I even existed for so long without them 🥰🤣
October 4, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Whoa, I had a dream that assassins murdered my entire bloodline, and I went on an absolute war path 😂 wtf is wrong with you, Brain.
October 3, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I convinced my gf that the cat had shit all over the house yesterday using an AI generated image of the cat surrounded by poo. 😂😂

Also convinced a few friends that our local pub had burnt down 🤣🤣

I was feeling mischievous 🤪
October 2, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I'm starting to think that The Truman Show is real and the directors are tormenting me for their own amusement 😂
October 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM