Madame IJBOL
bimpimpin.bsky.social
Madame IJBOL
@bimpimpin.bsky.social
Aren’t we a lot of things.
Yall think my preceptor is going to be mad if I leave early next week to get my hair done 😬
December 9, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Every defendant on Accused is pmo so bad this season!! like i am not on your side! And yall hired nick cannon this is not the show I loved
December 9, 2024 at 2:20 AM
I have a busy weekend but I just want to make a pot roast and watch accused
December 6, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Today is the day ahhhhhh
December 6, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Beyonce’s top listener…again
December 4, 2024 at 8:03 PM
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Trust my gut? I don’t think so…I can’t even trust it with cream-based soups
December 4, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Me just getting home is crazy
December 4, 2024 at 10:23 AM
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ALL MY LIFE I THOUGHT AIR 💨 WAS FREE…. UNTIL I BOUGHT A BAG OF CHIPS.
December 2, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Not to be on Greg side but if I’m coming to you man to man and telling you I didn’t like your wife calling me a pedophile, I think Damon need to at least listen and acknowledge
December 3, 2024 at 10:58 PM
People need to be realistic why would she invite her ex new WIFE! the same ex that was abusive to her bffr
December 3, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Now idk what contessa got on #M2M
December 3, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Leave Chloe Bailey alone 😡
November 30, 2024 at 4:52 PM
I forgot I used heavy cream in the mashed potatoes, at this point im the wind section in the orchestra
November 30, 2024 at 4:50 PM
This documentary + the recent election results have shown me that this world hates black women
November 30, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Ive mustered up the strength to watch megs documentary and im pissed all over again
November 30, 2024 at 12:39 AM
I actually hate when friends break up and over a man omg Tory Lamez you will perish
November 30, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Starting a fund to get the cross kids some therapy, they’re going to need it
November 28, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Entering a wicked era that can only be rivaled by my rent era which was worse than my hamilton era
November 26, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Cynthia and Ari is not weird to me cause yes I am up under my friends and yes I cry when we are together idk I just love them so much
November 25, 2024 at 6:33 PM
In fact I AM holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity
November 25, 2024 at 5:08 AM
If you’re a fly girl get your…exactly
a woman wearing glasses is sitting in front of blue vases and a phillip network logo
ALT: a woman wearing glasses is sitting in front of blue vases and a phillip network logo
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Got presale Flo tickets because I’m one of their top listeners, don’t play with me
November 21, 2024 at 9:03 PM
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Tonight there will be a Blue Supermoon at 9:35 ET

The moon will appear about 8% larger than a normal full moon and 15% brighter than a normal full moon.

The next one won't be until January 2037. Keep any eye out tonight!
November 21, 2024 at 11:02 AM
Med school is actually so miserable but actually so funny and even though I hate my life I’m actually having a good time
November 20, 2024 at 10:34 PM
this is gender affirming care btw 😌
This patient lost a significant amount of weight & despite living an active life, he wasn’t able to address the excess skin on his chest.

His surgeon performed a Gynecomastia Correction to remove all the extra tissue on his chest. Results are 3 months post op.
November 20, 2024 at 9:47 PM