Bimbo Slice
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Satan, GameStop, Mushrooms, my Lover and doggies, Being an Ally, Carpenter's Apprentice. Not in that order 🤣
Come on Patriots, it's your civic duty!!1!
May 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Come on Patriots, it's your civic duty!!1!
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Yes, this is a real tweet.
April 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Yes, this is a real tweet.
New PM Carney declared, “Canada now finds itself at a hinge moment of history”. “Our old relationship of integration with the US is now over. We are over the shock of the American betrayal,” he said.
"America wants our land, our resources, our water, our country. These are not idle threats.”
"America wants our land, our resources, our water, our country. These are not idle threats.”
a man with glasses and a beard is making a face .
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media.tenor.com
April 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
New PM Carney declared, “Canada now finds itself at a hinge moment of history”. “Our old relationship of integration with the US is now over. We are over the shock of the American betrayal,” he said.
"America wants our land, our resources, our water, our country. These are not idle threats.”
"America wants our land, our resources, our water, our country. These are not idle threats.”
Of all the wretched transphobic pieces of human trash out there, why does one of them have to be the author of my favorite story of all time
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media.tenor.com
April 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Of all the wretched transphobic pieces of human trash out there, why does one of them have to be the author of my favorite story of all time
JD "The Angel of Death" Vance, everybody
*everyone runs away screaming
*everyone runs away screaming
April 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
JD "The Angel of Death" Vance, everybody
*everyone runs away screaming
*everyone runs away screaming
Krasnov must have recently found out S&P 500 stands for Standard and Poors but really wanted to focus on that last part
April 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Krasnov must have recently found out S&P 500 stands for Standard and Poors but really wanted to focus on that last part
Shocked face
🚨House Republicans just passed a bill that would disenfranchise 70 million married American women.
Under the SAVE Act, women who took their spouse’s last name and don't have an updated passport or birth certificate would be turned away at the polls.
Under the SAVE Act, women who took their spouse’s last name and don't have an updated passport or birth certificate would be turned away at the polls.
April 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Shocked face
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Settle down everyone it was not Krasnov and his merry band of morons that crashed the global economy, it was those friggin trans athletes!!
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media.tenor.com
April 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Settle down everyone it was not Krasnov and his merry band of morons that crashed the global economy, it was those friggin trans athletes!!
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trump to the stock market
April 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
trump to the stock market
Today is my birthday, I turned 42 years of age. My name is Bimbo Slice. Fuck the patriarchy and NO GODS NO MASTERS
April 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Today is my birthday, I turned 42 years of age. My name is Bimbo Slice. Fuck the patriarchy and NO GODS NO MASTERS
Did you all know that Ryan Cohen, Executive Chairman of GameStop take no salary and today bought 500k shares of the company with h his own money 😯 IN THIS ECONOMY
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media.tenor.com
April 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Did you all know that Ryan Cohen, Executive Chairman of GameStop take no salary and today bought 500k shares of the company with h his own money 😯 IN THIS ECONOMY
We don't talk about GameStop here as much as we should
April 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
We don't talk about GameStop here as much as we should
Thank god MAGA are dumb as fuck otherwise they'd see themselves getting absolutely screwed over by the Big Orange Retard and probably be pretty pissed off
April 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Thank god MAGA are dumb as fuck otherwise they'd see themselves getting absolutely screwed over by the Big Orange Retard and probably be pretty pissed off
79 top posts on Reddit talking about Cory Booker's marathon speech. Okay but other than a headline and a record. What has this done?
April 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
79 top posts on Reddit talking about Cory Booker's marathon speech. Okay but other than a headline and a record. What has this done?
These last 8 years have proven the American people and government can't be trusted to make good decisions. I'll take a European allyship over US 11 times out of 10 🇨🇦🇪🇺🤝
March 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
These last 8 years have proven the American people and government can't be trusted to make good decisions. I'll take a European allyship over US 11 times out of 10 🇨🇦🇪🇺🤝
The people that were once shocked that Krasnov could bankrupt Casinos are going to be astounded when he's done with America ☠️
March 27, 2025 at 5:47 AM
The people that were once shocked that Krasnov could bankrupt Casinos are going to be astounded when he's done with America ☠️
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This ratio is next level. And on his OWN platform, no less.
March 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
This ratio is next level. And on his OWN platform, no less.
It's always the ones you most expect
A Maryland priest has been arrested for (brace yourselves for the shock) child sex abuse. *clutches pearls in disbelief*
He’s been accused of sexually abusing a child/children from 1991-1994, but authorities believe there are more victims.
Meet Father Bill, William Mannion.
He’s been accused of sexually abusing a child/children from 1991-1994, but authorities believe there are more victims.
Meet Father Bill, William Mannion.
March 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It's always the ones you most expect
I accidentally sent my boss a text a meant to send my wife. I was pretty embarrassed. It wasn't anything racy or plans to attack another country or anything, but embarrassing nonetheless
March 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I accidentally sent my boss a text a meant to send my wife. I was pretty embarrassed. It wasn't anything racy or plans to attack another country or anything, but embarrassing nonetheless
The guy who's company can't account for $1.4 billion is in charge of the Government's spending efficiency
a white cat is sitting on a box and says but why ?
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March 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The guy who's company can't account for $1.4 billion is in charge of the Government's spending efficiency
Storm the Capitol, break and enter one of the country's highest level buildings, try to perform a coup and un-do a legal election while injuring many and killing a police officer: pardoned
Protest burn a Billionaire's car injuring no one: El Salvadorian prison
Protest burn a Billionaire's car injuring no one: El Salvadorian prison
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media.tenor.com
March 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Storm the Capitol, break and enter one of the country's highest level buildings, try to perform a coup and un-do a legal election while injuring many and killing a police officer: pardoned
Protest burn a Billionaire's car injuring no one: El Salvadorian prison
Protest burn a Billionaire's car injuring no one: El Salvadorian prison
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The Department of Education, among other things, is what funds special education for children with disabilities.
Trump’s executive order will hurt kids and parents in virtually every school district in the country.
Trump’s executive order will hurt kids and parents in virtually every school district in the country.
March 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The Department of Education, among other things, is what funds special education for children with disabilities.
Trump’s executive order will hurt kids and parents in virtually every school district in the country.
Trump’s executive order will hurt kids and parents in virtually every school district in the country.