Bil Withonel
@bilwithonel.bsky.social
I like my days sunny, and my art dark.
"You're so bad at that, you're not even doing it wrong"
November 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
"You're so bad at that, you're not even doing it wrong"
I really enjoy the people who think everything is a conspiracy and don't and won't believe demonstrable facts who also believe OUIJA boards are low tech walkie talkies that let you talk to dead people.
November 10, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I really enjoy the people who think everything is a conspiracy and don't and won't believe demonstrable facts who also believe OUIJA boards are low tech walkie talkies that let you talk to dead people.
Respect, admiration, and apologies. You can demand all you want, but you'll never get or earn any.
October 31, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Respect, admiration, and apologies. You can demand all you want, but you'll never get or earn any.
Gen X - The younger generation is so soft
Also Gen X - I just carried a bag of groceries up the 4 steps on my porch. I need 500mg on ibuprofen, a hot compress and a nap.
Also Gen X - I just carried a bag of groceries up the 4 steps on my porch. I need 500mg on ibuprofen, a hot compress and a nap.
September 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Gen X - The younger generation is so soft
Also Gen X - I just carried a bag of groceries up the 4 steps on my porch. I need 500mg on ibuprofen, a hot compress and a nap.
Also Gen X - I just carried a bag of groceries up the 4 steps on my porch. I need 500mg on ibuprofen, a hot compress and a nap.
I want to get a table at a convention, bill myself as a Supernatural Investigator, and anyone who comes up to talk to me, ill just shrug and say "I haven't found shit"
September 9, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I want to get a table at a convention, bill myself as a Supernatural Investigator, and anyone who comes up to talk to me, ill just shrug and say "I haven't found shit"
Sometimes, you just have to draw it out of your system
August 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Sometimes, you just have to draw it out of your system
"If I wad the Devil himself, I couldn't have picked a more suitable punishment"
July 15, 2025 at 11:24 AM
"If I wad the Devil himself, I couldn't have picked a more suitable punishment"
Last night, I woke up at 11:11pm. I looked at the clock and said "I'm good, don't really need a wish. Someone who needs it can have it"
July 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Last night, I woke up at 11:11pm. I looked at the clock and said "I'm good, don't really need a wish. Someone who needs it can have it"
I forgot I have this app most of the time
July 3, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I forgot I have this app most of the time
Bringing joy to the Joy Bringers
May 2, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Bringing joy to the Joy Bringers
Canadian Geese are the Orcas of the sky
April 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Canadian Geese are the Orcas of the sky
Talking to someone yesterday, I said "there is no good reason to ever be anything but optimistic" and then immediately had an out of body experience and paintbrushed myself. I need to listen to me more often. Me is pretty smart.
April 15, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Talking to someone yesterday, I said "there is no good reason to ever be anything but optimistic" and then immediately had an out of body experience and paintbrushed myself. I need to listen to me more often. Me is pretty smart.
Tony Snark Returns (I still got it)
Them: I love singing!
Me: I'm glad your enthusiasm isn't for cliff diving.
Them: I love singing!
Me: I'm glad your enthusiasm isn't for cliff diving.
April 4, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Tony Snark Returns (I still got it)
Them: I love singing!
Me: I'm glad your enthusiasm isn't for cliff diving.
Them: I love singing!
Me: I'm glad your enthusiasm isn't for cliff diving.
Man, it's gonna suck when I get dementia.. I have such hilarious memories
March 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Man, it's gonna suck when I get dementia.. I have such hilarious memories
I don't own a Jeep.
March 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I don't own a Jeep.
Working with a Gen Z.
Rush comes on the Playlist and suddenly I'm Johnny from Cobra Kai.. "Yeah! This is the good shit!!"
Rush comes on the Playlist and suddenly I'm Johnny from Cobra Kai.. "Yeah! This is the good shit!!"
March 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Working with a Gen Z.
Rush comes on the Playlist and suddenly I'm Johnny from Cobra Kai.. "Yeah! This is the good shit!!"
Rush comes on the Playlist and suddenly I'm Johnny from Cobra Kai.. "Yeah! This is the good shit!!"
And then he said, and I quote: "Hoyyyahh" with no trace of irony.
March 14, 2025 at 9:03 AM
And then he said, and I quote: "Hoyyyahh" with no trace of irony.
I need a good 2 minute "ugly laugh" with various "laugh aftershocks" that happen sporadicly for the next few hours.
March 12, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I need a good 2 minute "ugly laugh" with various "laugh aftershocks" that happen sporadicly for the next few hours.
"Socially resourceful"
March 4, 2025 at 10:42 AM
"Socially resourceful"
All you have to do is be nice to people.
And its so easy to be nice to people.
And its so easy to be nice to people.
March 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
All you have to do is be nice to people.
And its so easy to be nice to people.
And its so easy to be nice to people.
Original location of Jim Jones' People's Temple... Drink up, kids!!!
February 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Original location of Jim Jones' People's Temple... Drink up, kids!!!
Haunt actors, the Many Haunts One Family gathering is TONIGHT!!
February 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Haunt actors, the Many Haunts One Family gathering is TONIGHT!!
"We're running out of cravings/milkshake options!"
February 5, 2025 at 8:57 AM
"We're running out of cravings/milkshake options!"