Billy Kirkwood - Comedian
@billykirkwood.bsky.social
"Minor league Genius, Major League Asshole"
Comedian
Wrestling commentator
Creator of things
Absolute fucking sweetheart
Finally taking my Bluesky seriously and walking it everyday. (I won't)
Comedian
Wrestling commentator
Creator of things
Absolute fucking sweetheart
Finally taking my Bluesky seriously and walking it everyday. (I won't)
My first and last post on blue sky for months....
Awful.
See you in 2026
Awful.
See you in 2026
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 AM
My first and last post on blue sky for months....
Awful.
See you in 2026
Awful.
See you in 2026
Golfers
Mad question but also a serious one
If you where doing to try and hit a marshmallow so someone could catch it in their mouth
What club would you use?
It's for a bit I swear.
Mad question but also a serious one
If you where doing to try and hit a marshmallow so someone could catch it in their mouth
What club would you use?
It's for a bit I swear.
July 18, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Golfers
Mad question but also a serious one
If you where doing to try and hit a marshmallow so someone could catch it in their mouth
What club would you use?
It's for a bit I swear.
Mad question but also a serious one
If you where doing to try and hit a marshmallow so someone could catch it in their mouth
What club would you use?
It's for a bit I swear.
Short horror story ideas
1 - "You're having a bad poop...and there's a wasp"
2 - "You're having a good poop, bits is a christening"
1 - "You're having a bad poop...and there's a wasp"
2 - "You're having a good poop, bits is a christening"
July 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Short horror story ideas
1 - "You're having a bad poop...and there's a wasp"
2 - "You're having a good poop, bits is a christening"
1 - "You're having a bad poop...and there's a wasp"
2 - "You're having a good poop, bits is a christening"
Happy Father's Day C**ts :)
June 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Happy Father's Day C**ts :)
I forgot I had a Bluesky
⚔️ TONIGHT ⚔️
Comedians go head-to-head in the notoriously brutal Roast Battle! 🔥
🎩 Roastmaster: @billykirkwood.bsky.social
👑 Judges: @ryancullencomedy.bsky.social, #GiuliaGalastro & @deantbeirne.bsky.social
★★★★★ Broadway Baby
🎥 Streamed live on NextUp Comedy!
🎟️ buff.ly/gpFFGf5
Comedians go head-to-head in the notoriously brutal Roast Battle! 🔥
🎩 Roastmaster: @billykirkwood.bsky.social
👑 Judges: @ryancullencomedy.bsky.social, #GiuliaGalastro & @deantbeirne.bsky.social
★★★★★ Broadway Baby
🎥 Streamed live on NextUp Comedy!
🎟️ buff.ly/gpFFGf5
June 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I forgot I had a Bluesky
I know it's just a sizzler reel
But it just looks
So...much..fun!
Fassenbender
Hasslehoff
Arnie
10 minutes of a awesome!
Hollywood give us what we want!
youtu.be/JQRuka2aJy4?...
But it just looks
So...much..fun!
Fassenbender
Hasslehoff
Arnie
10 minutes of a awesome!
Hollywood give us what we want!
youtu.be/JQRuka2aJy4?...
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May 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I know it's just a sizzler reel
But it just looks
So...much..fun!
Fassenbender
Hasslehoff
Arnie
10 minutes of a awesome!
Hollywood give us what we want!
youtu.be/JQRuka2aJy4?...
But it just looks
So...much..fun!
Fassenbender
Hasslehoff
Arnie
10 minutes of a awesome!
Hollywood give us what we want!
youtu.be/JQRuka2aJy4?...
Finally making the exodus properly from X
It really has turned into a rotten pile of minced, mind cartridge
....I brought Pringles
It really has turned into a rotten pile of minced, mind cartridge
....I brought Pringles
May 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Finally making the exodus properly from X
It really has turned into a rotten pile of minced, mind cartridge
....I brought Pringles
It really has turned into a rotten pile of minced, mind cartridge
....I brought Pringles
This is it the first weekend of the 2025 Glasgow comedy festival kicks off
First shows Friday (tonight) and tommorow for Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman live at Blackfriars
Edinburgh festival smash gets unleashed in Glasgow
Starts 6pm sharp!
www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/events/engli...
First shows Friday (tonight) and tommorow for Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman live at Blackfriars
Edinburgh festival smash gets unleashed in Glasgow
Starts 6pm sharp!
www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/events/engli...
March 14, 2025 at 7:57 AM
This is it the first weekend of the 2025 Glasgow comedy festival kicks off
First shows Friday (tonight) and tommorow for Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman live at Blackfriars
Edinburgh festival smash gets unleashed in Glasgow
Starts 6pm sharp!
www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/events/engli...
First shows Friday (tonight) and tommorow for Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman live at Blackfriars
Edinburgh festival smash gets unleashed in Glasgow
Starts 6pm sharp!
www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/events/engli...
Looking at the end of sitcoms to make sure characters get closure
I'm on about my 20th now
Mom was funnier than it has any business being
I'm on about my 20th now
Mom was funnier than it has any business being
March 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Looking at the end of sitcoms to make sure characters get closure
I'm on about my 20th now
Mom was funnier than it has any business being
I'm on about my 20th now
Mom was funnier than it has any business being
So what's the first film you think of when you think of John Candy.
I'll go first - Who's Harry Crumb.
I'll go first - Who's Harry Crumb.
March 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
So what's the first film you think of when you think of John Candy.
I'll go first - Who's Harry Crumb.
I'll go first - Who's Harry Crumb.
If your watching Elimination Chamber
Man I hate Def Rebels music
Man I hate Def Rebels music
March 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
If your watching Elimination Chamber
Man I hate Def Rebels music
Man I hate Def Rebels music
Choose 20 movies that have stayed with you or influenced you.
One movie per day for 20 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, and no reviews.
Day 1/20
One movie per day for 20 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, and no reviews.
Day 1/20
February 27, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Choose 20 movies that have stayed with you or influenced you.
One movie per day for 20 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, and no reviews.
Day 1/20
One movie per day for 20 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, and no reviews.
Day 1/20
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I like watching old movies cause people had normal teeth back then. And by old movies I just mean anything filmed before 2014.
February 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I like watching old movies cause people had normal teeth back then. And by old movies I just mean anything filmed before 2014.
Just read the news. They don't make em like Gene Hackman anymore.
A performer who raised everything he worked in from tough guy, to commander to Buffon.
From blockbusters to first timers. He did em all. Go watch a Hackman movie today folks.
A performer who raised everything he worked in from tough guy, to commander to Buffon.
From blockbusters to first timers. He did em all. Go watch a Hackman movie today folks.
February 27, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Just read the news. They don't make em like Gene Hackman anymore.
A performer who raised everything he worked in from tough guy, to commander to Buffon.
From blockbusters to first timers. He did em all. Go watch a Hackman movie today folks.
A performer who raised everything he worked in from tough guy, to commander to Buffon.
From blockbusters to first timers. He did em all. Go watch a Hackman movie today folks.
Too good to go FTW!!!
February 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Too good to go FTW!!!
Reposted by Billy Kirkwood - Comedian
Pretty much entire timeline on X consists the "thoughts" of people I hope whose gentians I hope become self aware and drag them into the
Middle of a main road
The world is awful...like an eclair filled with Glass Eyes.
Hello again Bluesky
Middle of a main road
The world is awful...like an eclair filled with Glass Eyes.
Hello again Bluesky
February 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Pretty much entire timeline on X consists the "thoughts" of people I hope whose gentians I hope become self aware and drag them into the
Middle of a main road
The world is awful...like an eclair filled with Glass Eyes.
Hello again Bluesky
Middle of a main road
The world is awful...like an eclair filled with Glass Eyes.
Hello again Bluesky
You know how when you say.
" I woke up and this thing happened.
It was me.
I did when you were asleep
" I woke up and this thing happened.
It was me.
I did when you were asleep
February 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
You know how when you say.
" I woke up and this thing happened.
It was me.
I did when you were asleep
" I woke up and this thing happened.
It was me.
I did when you were asleep
Pretty much entire timeline on X consists the "thoughts" of people I hope whose gentians I hope become self aware and drag them into the
Middle of a main road
The world is awful...like an eclair filled with Glass Eyes.
Hello again Bluesky
Middle of a main road
The world is awful...like an eclair filled with Glass Eyes.
Hello again Bluesky
February 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Pretty much entire timeline on X consists the "thoughts" of people I hope whose gentians I hope become self aware and drag them into the
Middle of a main road
The world is awful...like an eclair filled with Glass Eyes.
Hello again Bluesky
Middle of a main road
The world is awful...like an eclair filled with Glass Eyes.
Hello again Bluesky
May you dreams but like a cascade of vienetta on your souls
And maybe you enemies crack there face on every slab of hard boiled bollock hill.
Night night
And maybe you enemies crack there face on every slab of hard boiled bollock hill.
Night night
February 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
May you dreams but like a cascade of vienetta on your souls
And maybe you enemies crack there face on every slab of hard boiled bollock hill.
Night night
And maybe you enemies crack there face on every slab of hard boiled bollock hill.
Night night
Tonight gig cancelled last minute due to the venue being flooded. So it's a night in of Yoga and Coffee...yes I am hope I go F**k myself too.
Busy one next week, so tonight I get caffeinated off my tits for the royal rumble!
Busy one next week, so tonight I get caffeinated off my tits for the royal rumble!
February 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Tonight gig cancelled last minute due to the venue being flooded. So it's a night in of Yoga and Coffee...yes I am hope I go F**k myself too.
Busy one next week, so tonight I get caffeinated off my tits for the royal rumble!
Busy one next week, so tonight I get caffeinated off my tits for the royal rumble!
Ever had one of those days were you think.
"You know all those people that can't stand the sound of my voice....I totally get it"
Monday about as much fun as a recently digested Child's shoe.
"You know all those people that can't stand the sound of my voice....I totally get it"
Monday about as much fun as a recently digested Child's shoe.
January 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Ever had one of those days were you think.
"You know all those people that can't stand the sound of my voice....I totally get it"
Monday about as much fun as a recently digested Child's shoe.
"You know all those people that can't stand the sound of my voice....I totally get it"
Monday about as much fun as a recently digested Child's shoe.
Reposted by Billy Kirkwood - Comedian
✨ TONIGHT ✨
A brand-new wild, fast, funny, and often filthy show from @billykirkwood.bsky.social that bursts with positivity, frantic stand-up and some outright mentalness (not a word).
"Comedy that leaves you buzzing for hours after you leave" Broadway World
🎟️ https://buff.ly/42q1ZVb
A brand-new wild, fast, funny, and often filthy show from @billykirkwood.bsky.social that bursts with positivity, frantic stand-up and some outright mentalness (not a word).
"Comedy that leaves you buzzing for hours after you leave" Broadway World
🎟️ https://buff.ly/42q1ZVb
January 25, 2025 at 12:05 PM
✨ TONIGHT ✨
A brand-new wild, fast, funny, and often filthy show from @billykirkwood.bsky.social that bursts with positivity, frantic stand-up and some outright mentalness (not a word).
"Comedy that leaves you buzzing for hours after you leave" Broadway World
🎟️ https://buff.ly/42q1ZVb
A brand-new wild, fast, funny, and often filthy show from @billykirkwood.bsky.social that bursts with positivity, frantic stand-up and some outright mentalness (not a word).
"Comedy that leaves you buzzing for hours after you leave" Broadway World
🎟️ https://buff.ly/42q1ZVb
@yindyplayz.bsky.social welcome to dance pal :)
a monkey is dancing in front of a disco ball in a club
ALT: a monkey is dancing in front of a disco ball in a club
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January 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
@yindyplayz.bsky.social welcome to dance pal :)
Recording a special episode today of our new Wrestling Podcast - WRESTLING FOREVER ahead of Monday Night Raw landmark jump to Netflix!
Get your opinions and your questions in - just pop them in the comments below to be apart of the show!
Get your opinions and your questions in - just pop them in the comments below to be apart of the show!
January 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Recording a special episode today of our new Wrestling Podcast - WRESTLING FOREVER ahead of Monday Night Raw landmark jump to Netflix!
Get your opinions and your questions in - just pop them in the comments below to be apart of the show!
Get your opinions and your questions in - just pop them in the comments below to be apart of the show!
2025 sucks!
Just getting it in now to be ahead of the game.
Just getting it in now to be ahead of the game.
December 31, 2024 at 3:03 PM
2025 sucks!
Just getting it in now to be ahead of the game.
Just getting it in now to be ahead of the game.