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Best Sci-Fi Novel of 2022 - Critters Readers Poll
* Brittle Riders

Best Dystopian Sci-Fi Novel of 2025 - LA Book Fest
* Brittle Riders

Best Science Fiction Novel of 2025 - Hollywood Book Festival
* Brittle Riders
Meet Kevin. The government thinks he built a weapon. The people who kidnapped him think he can save the world. MIT thinks he should be teaching, not studying. And his boyfriend just wants to tickle his toes.

Welcome to the world of The Darkling Wind.

Coming to AzothKhem.com in 2026.
January 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I discovered there is a color called NETFLIX Red (hex code #E50914), which I blended into a blue-based palette, to rebrand my logo for the gen-O-pod(TM) Wars.

I am well pleased with my creation.

See what else I've been up to at AzothKhem.com
January 1, 2026 at 7:23 PM
It started with a nice intergalactic orgy. It ended with the death of every man, woman, and child on the planet. Now that I have enough of this written, I put a synopsis online.

azothkhem.com/book31.html
January 1, 2026 at 4:20 PM
What's all about, Alphie?

I finally have enough written that I can share a synopsis. And some pretty pictures. Give it a click. It's free, and it's me.

azothkhem.com/book30.html
December 31, 2025 at 9:24 PM
As we gather up the fetid entrails of 2025 and prepare to burn them in a pit of acid, I feel I should remind you that not all apocalypses are dreary. Mine are full of all the blood, booze, and boobs any rational person could want.

The end of your world is the beginning of theirs.

AzothKhem.com
December 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
These two upcoming masterpieces will complete The Brittle Riders saga. Yes, I was there when I said I would never do that. But I'm off my old meds, and my wife frowns on me having sex with strangers, so I have to do something with all this energy.

Check it all out at AzothKhem.com
December 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
In case anyone asks you what I'm doing these days, send them this.

AzothKhem.com
December 30, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I woke up to this shit. Stuff About Things is not a story. It is a collection of shorts, essays, and ramblings that my wife lovingly calls "The Gateway Drug to McSciFi."

If you'd like to try McSciFi in smaller doses, this is the way to go.

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December 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
The beta version of the SCENES page is up. Feel free to wander over and gander away. There are 163 fewer images, bringing the total down to 252, including new title pages. While it's still NSFW, all of the more violent and troubling images have been removed.

azothkhem.com/scenes.html
December 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This is the dude I based on the character of Steve Urkel from Family Matters. Nope, not joking. His name is Watcher Urkel. He controls one of the most powerful and liberal kingdoms on the Plains.

Download a free PDF of Book 1 of The Brittle Riders.

dl.bookfunnel.com/5u92bn3as0
December 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The 15th Anniversary of me telling everyone nukes make X-mas fun.

Merry Christmas, Everyone!

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December 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
This is the truth. Share it far and wide.
December 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
What better way is there to kick off the subjugation of humanity than to base the underlying plot on Exodus 3:14? Instead of Moses, you get Diedre.

-- The weak, deformed, and mentally lame must be killed. How is this a controversial thought?

The Plato Wars coming 2026 on AzothKhem.com
December 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Ah, I do love the holidays, when people gather together, get hammered, and throw rocks at houses until they get more booze.

Just like Jesus wanted.

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December 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Thanks to people who are smarter, better-looking, and more observant than this humble one, I have made upgrades to videos and to the video page in general.

Plus, there are links to the entire McSciFi universe so you can wallow in my humble awesomeness.

billmcscifi.com/video.html
December 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
In the future, mundane things like bathing will be public acts assisted by robots. The Plato Wars are coming in 2026 on AzothKhem.com
December 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I've been wobbling forward on this and was advised to put up a simple teaser online, since The Plato Wars are an integral part of The Brittle Riders' universe.

There is something to titillate and piss off everyone in under two minutes.

billmcscifi.com/video.html
December 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
What do you do if you're a glowing red four-armed lesbian Fierstan? You find yourself a hot four-armed lesbian avatar of Lakshmi and kanoodle until the soap runs out.

The Brittle Riders and Goptri of the Mists are out now at AzothKhem.com
December 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
A company called Pulchra Pellis provides the ultimate in envisionments, making people's flesh art so clothing is an option, not a necessity. After Claiming Day, young men and women vie for he chance to be painted.

The Plato Wars. When AI rules the Earth, what can go wrong?

2026 on AzothKhem.com
December 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I decided to flesh out the plot of The Plato Wars. Mostly to help me keep some guardrails on this beast.

Mankind had a great idea. Free themselves from drudgery and turn the entire planet over to an AI named Plato.

The Plato Wars. Coming in 2026 on Azoth Khem.

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A more in-depth look at the Plato Wars. Coming 2026 on AzothKhem.com
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December 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The Brittle Riders and, now, in The Plato Wars, one thing I am unsubtle about is how oppressors become innovative in oppressing. In both books, I used the blatantly obvious example of types of strip poker. If you lose, your surrogate loses an item of clothing. Humiliation for fun and profit.
December 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
As is my wont, I don't dwell on much in this newsletter. Instead, I catch everyone up on what's going on, welcome a fuckton of new readers, and provide all the links you will ever need. This is my last newsletter for 2025. Until next year, stay safe and sane.

bit.ly/4iLwxXH
December 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
In The Plato Wars, Body Claiming Day is a big deal. When you turn eighteen, you get to claim complete control of your body.
Just think of it as a giant naked Mitzvah, and you'll be fine.

The Plato Wars. Everything was great until it wasn't.

Coming on AzothKhem.com
December 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Another game show from The Plato Wars. Bid and win a Cuddly Studly. Coming eventually on AzothKhem.com

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December 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I was working on creating a "bread and circuses" type of event for a future controlled by robots. Having seen how people will debase themselves for nothing, this seemed to be a logical children's show.

The Plato Wars, coming on AzothKhem.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM