Having a cattail out on the deck.

Definitely feeling my age today. Wore a hoodie and was a dead ringer for Emperor Palpatine.

If only the CEO would explode!

This was a reply that I thought was clever. (Nobody else did.)
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Dr. Bronner's soaps are vegetarian and taste better than cow-based soaps like Ivory. They still taste pretty bad, but the almond is okay grated on pasta.

My New Year’s resolution is to eat a higher grade of chocolate.

Told my buddy I needed to loose some weight. He asked me what I did for exercise-I carry around all this extra weight!

Picked up The Skeptics Dictionary at the bookstore today. I opened it to Immigration: The sincerest form of flattery.
That sold me.

Seemed like a good day to erase X from all my devices. I’ve been here for a while, but kept going back and forth until last night. The difference was overwhelming and sad. Hell, X makes Facebook look pretty good.

I work at a library bookstore. I get first shot at some rare titles. “North American Field Guide to Dumb Birds” is now a part of my collection.

I should post something clever. Hold on a minute.