Mr. Soy
@bigsoy.bsky.social
The funny space frog from Twitter that posts about poop into a void. Share it with your coworkers, they'll hate it and stop being your coworkers!
It's a good day when I have a shit so big I feel my stomach get smaller when it comes out.
December 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It's a good day when I have a shit so big I feel my stomach get smaller when it comes out.
He doesn't know I'm here :)
December 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
He doesn't know I'm here :)
Guess who just got kicked in the balls by a ladder.
Guess who walked under a ladder and is completely fine.
December 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Guess who just got kicked in the balls by a ladder.
The nightmares persist, but so does the Ambiguous, Malevolent Presence.
December 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The nightmares persist, but so does the Ambiguous, Malevolent Presence.
The second shitting of Christ is upon us.
December 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The second shitting of Christ is upon us.
I think I might be being haunted by a terrifying specter.
August 15, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I think I might be being haunted by a terrifying specter.
I hope you heard that! Pay attention ;)
August 6, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I hope you heard that! Pay attention ;)
Happy 4th of July to everyone including all the fucking PEENERS that spend all day PEENING all over EVERYTHING and ruining my fucking life.
August 6, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Happy 4th of July to everyone including all the fucking PEENERS that spend all day PEENING all over EVERYTHING and ruining my fucking life.
Did you hear something? :)
July 29, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Did you hear something? :)
Wario Eats Too Much Shit and has a Fucking Nightmare, Coming to a theater near you in 2026.
July 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Wario Eats Too Much Shit and has a Fucking Nightmare, Coming to a theater near you in 2026.
Big Monster Bong!
Big Monster Bong!
Big Monster Bong!
Big Monster Bong!
Big Monster Bong!
Big Monster Bong!
Big Monster Bong!
July 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Big Monster Bong!
Big Monster Bong!
Big Monster Bong!
Big Monster Bong!
Big Monster Bong!
Big Monster Bong!
Big Monster Bong!
This is the most intelligent social media profile on the web.
July 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
This is the most intelligent social media profile on the web.
Happy Pride Month to everyone, including the losers and the haters who keep mailing me packages full of white powder.
June 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Happy Pride Month to everyone, including the losers and the haters who keep mailing me packages full of white powder.
Guess who's dick hurts?
Ha ha, not me you fucking dick hurt moron 🫵😂
Ha ha, not me you fucking dick hurt moron 🫵😂
May 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Guess who's dick hurts?
Ha ha, not me you fucking dick hurt moron 🫵😂
Ha ha, not me you fucking dick hurt moron 🫵😂
I just went to the Whitehouse and they made me play some kind of fucked up trivia board game and I messed up the 5th President which who the hell remembers that guy but anyway after that they sent me into a dark tent where some guys beat the shit out of me.
May 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I just went to the Whitehouse and they made me play some kind of fucked up trivia board game and I messed up the 5th President which who the hell remembers that guy but anyway after that they sent me into a dark tent where some guys beat the shit out of me.
Guess who walked under a ladder and is completely fine.
May 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Guess who walked under a ladder and is completely fine.
Oh shit Little Soy has been locked in my office for like 2 months lmaooooooooo 😂😂😂
May 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Oh shit Little Soy has been locked in my office for like 2 months lmaooooooooo 😂😂😂
Knowledge is power and power is fart.
(This post is from the Big Soy retro collection.)
(This post is from the Big Soy retro collection.)
May 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Knowledge is power and power is fart.
(This post is from the Big Soy retro collection.)
(This post is from the Big Soy retro collection.)
Can't believe Big Soy would say this.
May 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Can't believe Big Soy would say this.