yeah, I’m plurbin (watching Pluribus)

snap memories reminding me what happened a year ago today ☠️

@hollywoodhandbook.bsky.social people keep asking me how much this hat cost me and they cannot BELIEVE my answer

suddenly craving a cool vanilla coke 😋

looks like woke is back on the menu, boys 😎

rest in piss dick c

met up with a guy from grindr whose display name was “oral talent” but all he did was give a really good speech 😞

quick lil arm day before my orchestra concert 🎵 🥁

I keep seeing a commercial for dishwasher detergent and I think the dude in the commercial is using a hard “g” sound in the word “detergent”?