Marica
@bigsharktail.bsky.social
Shark tail oo ha ha.
A drop of the sea, here on land.
A drop of the sea, here on land.
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Marica
@bigsharktail.bsky.social
· Mar 26
"Listen, landlubber. I charge by the hour as long as I'm here, whether I'm working or not. The cleaning fee is going to be a lot higher if you don't just let me get the job done."
Shark maid OC by BadJokesLucia.
Multiverse compatible.
Adult writer, adult muse.
MDNI
Shark maid OC by BadJokesLucia.
Multiverse compatible.
Adult writer, adult muse.
MDNI
Itching to bite something...
April 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Itching to bite something...
"...I agree that tits are nice, but I'm not going to show mine off just for the sake of showing them off. They're big enough that I can't exactly hide them, so I can't even do anything special with them without being a stripper. And I don't like any of you landlubbers enough for that."
April 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
"...I agree that tits are nice, but I'm not going to show mine off just for the sake of showing them off. They're big enough that I can't exactly hide them, so I can't even do anything special with them without being a stripper. And I don't like any of you landlubbers enough for that."
"Yes. Wanting to be a nurse doesn't mean you can just wear a red cross to pose as a medic. It's a crime. Maid impersonation is similar."
"Is it really impersonation if some people want to be one?"
"...Is maid impersonation a joke to you people?"
April 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
"Yes. Wanting to be a nurse doesn't mean you can just wear a red cross to pose as a medic. It's a crime. Maid impersonation is similar."
"...Is maid impersonation a joke to you people?"
"It's maid monday. It's a contracual obligation for everyone breathing."
"Oi. Don't try stealing my job. I don't like it, but it's better than retail."
April 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"...Is maid impersonation a joke to you people?"
"Oi. Don't try stealing my job. I don't like it, but it's better than retail."
April 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
"Oi. Don't try stealing my job. I don't like it, but it's better than retail."
She's... Humming again singing while working?
"Coconut coconut sharks in the water..."
...Okay, something must have just gotten stuck in her head while doomscrolling YouTube in bed last night.
"Coconut coconut sharks in the water..."
...Okay, something must have just gotten stuck in her head while doomscrolling YouTube in bed last night.
March 31, 2025 at 11:30 PM
She's... Humming again singing while working?
"Coconut coconut sharks in the water..."
...Okay, something must have just gotten stuck in her head while doomscrolling YouTube in bed last night.
"Coconut coconut sharks in the water..."
...Okay, something must have just gotten stuck in her head while doomscrolling YouTube in bed last night.
"Yeah, you're gonna join them in the afterlife. I thought you landlubbers finally learned to stop doing shit that gives you such brief lifespans."
"But it brings me closer to my ancestors if I do this!"
"And did you know that there's a reason people stopped doing that crazy shit? Stick to cooked meat, landlubber."
March 31, 2025 at 3:06 AM
"Yeah, you're gonna join them in the afterlife. I thought you landlubbers finally learned to stop doing shit that gives you such brief lifespans."
"And did you know that there's a reason people stopped doing that crazy shit? Stick to cooked meat, landlubber."
"In some cultures it is considered a delicacy to eat food. Did you know that I descended from people who'd eat deer heart immediately after catching a deer?"
...Huh?
...Huh?
"...Sushi is processed differently compared to land meat, which makes it safe. What I'm doing now is comparable to if you just caught a fish and ate it straight away. You'll get horribly ill."
March 31, 2025 at 2:46 AM
"And did you know that there's a reason people stopped doing that crazy shit? Stick to cooked meat, landlubber."
"...Sushi is processed differently compared to land meat, which makes it safe. What I'm doing now is comparable to if you just caught a fish and ate it straight away. You'll get horribly ill."
"I eat sushi regularly. So I can handle it!"
TAIL SMACK ATTACK!
"No. Bad. You humans can't handle raw meat."
"No. Bad. You humans can't handle raw meat."
March 31, 2025 at 2:40 AM
"...Sushi is processed differently compared to land meat, which makes it safe. What I'm doing now is comparable to if you just caught a fish and ate it straight away. You'll get horribly ill."
TAIL SMACK ATTACK!
"No. Bad. You humans can't handle raw meat."
"No. Bad. You humans can't handle raw meat."
...NOM!
...She's eating raw pork chops smothered in barbecue sauce...
March 31, 2025 at 2:29 AM
TAIL SMACK ATTACK!
"No. Bad. You humans can't handle raw meat."
"No. Bad. You humans can't handle raw meat."
...She's eating raw pork chops smothered in barbecue sauce...
March 31, 2025 at 2:27 AM
...She's eating raw pork chops smothered in barbecue sauce...
Restless tail swinging.
March 31, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Restless tail swinging.
"...I better not catch any of you disgusting fucks taking the five second rule seriously. If it touches the floor, throw it away. Don't eat off the floor."
March 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
"...I better not catch any of you disgusting fucks taking the five second rule seriously. If it touches the floor, throw it away. Don't eat off the floor."
She's obligated to do her first #SeductiveSunday, but this is the most fanservice she thinks anybody deserves right now.
March 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
She's obligated to do her first #SeductiveSunday, but this is the most fanservice she thinks anybody deserves right now.
"...I'm going to have to blacklist your neighborhood and never work there."
"...I know someone in my neighborhood who'd think that's kinky."
"...Or they'll carve you up on an altar."
March 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
"...I'm going to have to blacklist your neighborhood and never work there."
"...Or they'll carve you up on an altar."
"Nah. I'm sure the ghosts or demons I keep conjuring up somehow will save me."
"...I'm not doing CPR if that's what you're hoping for."
March 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
"...Or they'll carve you up on an altar."
"...I'm not doing CPR if that's what you're hoping for."
"I know. I feel dead and I am just a corpse hanging by a thread."
What.
What.
"It's so dead and boring around here that even work is more entertaining..."
March 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
"...I'm not doing CPR if that's what you're hoping for."
"It's so dead and boring around here that even work is more entertaining..."
March 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
"It's so dead and boring around here that even work is more entertaining..."
Currently eating a rotisserie chicken...
Correction, her third rotisserie chicken of the night.
Correction, her third rotisserie chicken of the night.
March 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Currently eating a rotisserie chicken...
Correction, her third rotisserie chicken of the night.
Correction, her third rotisserie chicken of the night.
"No, I don't do lawncare. No, I don't do babysitting. No, I don't make your meals. I'm a maid, not a groundskeeper, nanny, or chef. I clean, that's it."
March 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
"No, I don't do lawncare. No, I don't do babysitting. No, I don't make your meals. I'm a maid, not a groundskeeper, nanny, or chef. I clean, that's it."
Big yawn.
She just got done cleaning some office building. It was so boring, and her ears are tricking her into thinking she still hears the vacuum...
She just got done cleaning some office building. It was so boring, and her ears are tricking her into thinking she still hears the vacuum...
March 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Big yawn.
She just got done cleaning some office building. It was so boring, and her ears are tricking her into thinking she still hears the vacuum...
She just got done cleaning some office building. It was so boring, and her ears are tricking her into thinking she still hears the vacuum...
"...That's too big even for the Kraken. Are you sure you didn't just feel the call of the void in that moment and hallucinate? Because ten minutes on foot would be around a half mile, give or take."
"....I mean have you seen how long a Tentacruels tentacles are? The one who grabbed me I was 10 minutes away from water and it still grabbed me-"
...Did she meet a Dyanamax'd Tentacruel or something?
...Did she meet a Dyanamax'd Tentacruel or something?
"Skill issue."
Wha-
"You don't have to be a swimmer just because one of your pets is. Would you jump in a volcano if you started with a fire type?"
Wha-
"You don't have to be a swimmer just because one of your pets is. Would you jump in a volcano if you started with a fire type?"
March 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
"...That's too big even for the Kraken. Are you sure you didn't just feel the call of the void in that moment and hallucinate? Because ten minutes on foot would be around a half mile, give or take."
Reenacting chiropractor videos on her tail.
March 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Reenacting chiropractor videos on her tail.
"Skill issue."
Wha-
"You don't have to be a swimmer just because one of your pets is. Would you jump in a volcano if you started with a fire type?"
Wha-
"You don't have to be a swimmer just because one of your pets is. Would you jump in a volcano if you started with a fire type?"
"...My starter Pokemon is part water so even if I want to, Kind of can't."
"...Maybe you should stay out of the water, landlubber. Before you become Kraken food."
March 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
"Skill issue."
Wha-
"You don't have to be a swimmer just because one of your pets is. Would you jump in a volcano if you started with a fire type?"
Wha-
"You don't have to be a swimmer just because one of your pets is. Would you jump in a volcano if you started with a fire type?"
"...Maybe you should stay out of the water, landlubber. Before you become Kraken food."
"...Oh. Well... Uh, damn. That sounds like it must have hurt like hell.
I almost drowned by Tentacruels. Several times, in fact."
That is the closest to Reinas issues with water.
I almost drowned by Tentacruels. Several times, in fact."
That is the closest to Reinas issues with water.
"...I'd have to be bitten by a Brit to get such a lopsided bite mark..."
Ah. British teeth joke.
"A shark bite wouldn't be that weird looking. I got too close to a boat propeller when I was young."
Ah. British teeth joke.
"A shark bite wouldn't be that weird looking. I got too close to a boat propeller when I was young."
March 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
"...Maybe you should stay out of the water, landlubber. Before you become Kraken food."