Calapaisio
@bigredrangerdanger.bsky.social
36. Red beard. Gaymer. Artist. Creator. 🌈
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I really want to smash a hairy ass right about now. 😮💨
December 14, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I really want to smash a hairy ass right about now. 😮💨
One of the women that works for me dressed up as me for Halloween and I almost died lol
November 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
One of the women that works for me dressed up as me for Halloween and I almost died lol
Having spent 4 days in Brooklyn, I'm dead fucking tired. Two nights in a row I was at Animal ☠️
October 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Having spent 4 days in Brooklyn, I'm dead fucking tired. Two nights in a row I was at Animal ☠️
How the season change already has me.
October 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
How the season change already has me.
Nothing beats your water heater waking you up at 2am by triggering its breaker. The horror
August 18, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Nothing beats your water heater waking you up at 2am by triggering its breaker. The horror
You + your fave Pokémon
August 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
You + your fave Pokémon
My mood today:
August 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM
My mood today:
Stupid problem: I'm so sick of being so regular every single morning. It's honestly annoying.
August 1, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Stupid problem: I'm so sick of being so regular every single morning. It's honestly annoying.
This is my favorite series of all time.
Today's Classic Cover of the Day is Sabriel by Garth Nix, illustrated by husband-and-wife pair Leo and Diane Dillon!
July 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
This is my favorite series of all time.
Visa and Mastercard are pieces of absolute shit for bending the knee to a small far right fascist group based out of Australia telling me if I can buy porn with my fucking credit card or not. Unkindly fuck off.
July 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Visa and Mastercard are pieces of absolute shit for bending the knee to a small far right fascist group based out of Australia telling me if I can buy porn with my fucking credit card or not. Unkindly fuck off.
Perfect date idea: back your car over my head. 💅🏻
July 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Perfect date idea: back your car over my head. 💅🏻
Since Bluesky hates GIFs so much... here is a video of the spider pussy from Wicked City from my previous post:
July 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Since Bluesky hates GIFs so much... here is a video of the spider pussy from Wicked City from my previous post:
Every time is watch Wicked City by Yoshiaki Kawajiri, I think of @katya-zamo.bsky.social and spider pussy. Because there is actually spider pussy in that movie.
July 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Every time is watch Wicked City by Yoshiaki Kawajiri, I think of @katya-zamo.bsky.social and spider pussy. Because there is actually spider pussy in that movie.
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Feeling my oats today and feeling good about my body.
July 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Feeling my oats today and feeling good about my body.
My toxic trait is always commenting gifs and responding with gifs when people speak to me. ☠️
July 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
My toxic trait is always commenting gifs and responding with gifs when people speak to me. ☠️
Sometimes I'm confident in my boob and belly ratio.
July 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Sometimes I'm confident in my boob and belly ratio.
Straight people in queer spaces is really starting to bother the hell out of me. When they enter our spaces they change the dynamic and usher in violence and prejudice. I don't think they should be allowed.
July 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Straight people in queer spaces is really starting to bother the hell out of me. When they enter our spaces they change the dynamic and usher in violence and prejudice. I don't think they should be allowed.