Sometimes Kendrick raps like Sean Connery talks...

Americans are googling how to move to Canada after Trump won. It’s easy…Just move to India first, then come in with the next batch. #america #canada #india #trump

If Mike Tyson wins tonight, I’m going to eat, eat, Eat emtheeeth for breakfasth, lunth, and dinner…

If Jake Paul wins tonight, I’m going to have Sheppard’s pie for lunch tomorrow.

I always wondered how we can see light years into space, but can’t tell you about anything in the water past 7 miles or what’s in the Antarctic?

Blue Sky…You seem different yet familiar. It’s like I farted but it smells like someone elses stink, but im cool wit it cause it came from me.