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The goated gas station man says “work and, work and sleep, every day until we leave this life.”
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The goated gas station man says “work and, work and sleep, every day until we leave this life.”
A lady threw up at the art museum and they went into lockdown
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
A lady threw up at the art museum and they went into lockdown
World’s largest sleep deficit 🥇
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
World’s largest sleep deficit 🥇
It’s kind of cool how the new Dodge ram comes with a built-in beer cooler and no turn signals
November 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It’s kind of cool how the new Dodge ram comes with a built-in beer cooler and no turn signals
Using a diminished chord, even just once, makes you a musical genius
November 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Using a diminished chord, even just once, makes you a musical genius
You ever get those 8:45am cheez it cravings
November 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
You ever get those 8:45am cheez it cravings
I love to have $.17 available in cash rewards
November 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I love to have $.17 available in cash rewards
I hate the sound that soup makes when you drink it, and I hate when it splatters. Otherwise it’s a great meal.
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I hate the sound that soup makes when you drink it, and I hate when it splatters. Otherwise it’s a great meal.
Gibson is indica and fender is sativa
November 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Gibson is indica and fender is sativa
Bob Dylan went off when he did Nashville skyline
November 6, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Bob Dylan went off when he did Nashville skyline
Asking my t mobile customer service agent if they’ve ever read The Trial by Kafka
November 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Asking my t mobile customer service agent if they’ve ever read The Trial by Kafka
Ordering anything other than a normal coffee when there’s a long line at the coffee shop is immoral
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Ordering anything other than a normal coffee when there’s a long line at the coffee shop is immoral
I’ll let any company steal my data if it means I get a check for $51.84 three yrs later
November 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I’ll let any company steal my data if it means I get a check for $51.84 three yrs later
Idk how I got on the trump text message list but I’ve gotten eight today 🤡 🔫
November 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Idk how I got on the trump text message list but I’ve gotten eight today 🤡 🔫
Drinking a beer and I forgot how hard this shit goes
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Drinking a beer and I forgot how hard this shit goes
They shot me with the diarrhea gun
October 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
They shot me with the diarrhea gun
What would Herbie Hancock do
October 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
What would Herbie Hancock do
Should I call the cops on her for trespassing
October 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Should I call the cops on her for trespassing
Am I not supposed to use my phone at the gas pump for explosion risk or am I supposed to use it to scan GSTV QR codes
October 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Am I not supposed to use my phone at the gas pump for explosion risk or am I supposed to use it to scan GSTV QR codes
My office is a graveyard for flies. Come on in!
October 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM
My office is a graveyard for flies. Come on in!
I will set new world record for phoning it in this week.
October 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I will set new world record for phoning it in this week.
*looking at juicy ass* fuck my life
October 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
*looking at juicy ass* fuck my life
The 8 mile blunt wraps taste just like the real thing
October 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The 8 mile blunt wraps taste just like the real thing
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I owned a working can opener
October 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I owned a working can opener