you've never met anyone like me.
writer of erotica was @lucifermrningst from Twitter
http://links.lucifersmorningstar.com
So anyways living out of your car sucks
So anyways living out of your car sucks
5 different guys *using the worst pick up lines in human history*
5 other guys feel the need to tell the first 5 "she's not going to sleep with you"
Me *has a fucking headache by now and keeps scrolling*
5 different guys *using the worst pick up lines in human history*
5 other guys feel the need to tell the first 5 "she's not going to sleep with you"
Me *has a fucking headache by now and keeps scrolling*
Prosecutor *plays security video recorded in 4k*
Me "shit..."
Prosecutor *plays security video recorded in 4k*
Me "shit..."
Me "you're sitting in his chair"
Me "you're sitting in his chair"