Neil Crockett
@bigguy4you.bsky.social
Linguist, speech language pathologist, software engineer, writer, poet, and musician
History doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme. ICE rhymes with Gestapo, immigrant rhymes with Jew, and MAGA rhymes with Nazi
January 19, 2026 at 6:31 PM
History doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme. ICE rhymes with Gestapo, immigrant rhymes with Jew, and MAGA rhymes with Nazi
Trying to get back into Behind the Bastards. I finally realized that I don't hate Robert and Sophie at all, I just hate the fandom. The subreddit almost ruined it for me. #anarchism
January 11, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Trying to get back into Behind the Bastards. I finally realized that I don't hate Robert and Sophie at all, I just hate the fandom. The subreddit almost ruined it for me. #anarchism
i'm 39 and i've barely used an oven my whole life. but i got a hang of it about a month ago when i realized you're supposed to preheat the oven before food goes in
January 8, 2026 at 2:21 PM
i'm 39 and i've barely used an oven my whole life. but i got a hang of it about a month ago when i realized you're supposed to preheat the oven before food goes in
@whysophiewhy.bsky.social Hi Sophie! Robert blocked me. Can you tell him to get all the cheese pizza off his computer?
December 24, 2025 at 8:37 AM
@whysophiewhy.bsky.social Hi Sophie! Robert blocked me. Can you tell him to get all the cheese pizza off his computer?
@iwriteok.bsky.social Hi Rob- I made a very disturbing post on the bastards subreddit that got removed. I'm basically a troll, but some of what I said is true. I had a manic episode last month and, well, the mania doesn't just go away overnight. But I am on olanzapine now. None of you are in danger
December 24, 2025 at 8:34 AM
@iwriteok.bsky.social Hi Rob- I made a very disturbing post on the bastards subreddit that got removed. I'm basically a troll, but some of what I said is true. I had a manic episode last month and, well, the mania doesn't just go away overnight. But I am on olanzapine now. None of you are in danger
this is where the fun begins
December 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
this is where the fun begins
here is my advice. turn off your phone and your tv. turn off bluesky and everything else. it is all cancer. peter thiel knows every single thing you do on your phone and your laptop thanks to shadow deals with the trump administration. @iwriteok.bsky.social
December 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
here is my advice. turn off your phone and your tv. turn off bluesky and everything else. it is all cancer. peter thiel knows every single thing you do on your phone and your laptop thanks to shadow deals with the trump administration. @iwriteok.bsky.social
test skeet please ignore
December 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
test skeet please ignore
LLMs are fucking fantastic for education and fucking garbage for everything else
December 22, 2025 at 11:04 AM
LLMs are fucking fantastic for education and fucking garbage for everything else
My childhood was ruined when I realized all these songs about "love" were really about fucking.
Fuck Me Two Times
Whole Lotta Fucking
Crazy Little Thing Called Fucking
Fuck Me Tender
Fuck Me Like You Do
I Will Always Fuck You
Fuck Me Two Times
Whole Lotta Fucking
Crazy Little Thing Called Fucking
Fuck Me Tender
Fuck Me Like You Do
I Will Always Fuck You
December 21, 2025 at 7:21 AM
My childhood was ruined when I realized all these songs about "love" were really about fucking.
Fuck Me Two Times
Whole Lotta Fucking
Crazy Little Thing Called Fucking
Fuck Me Tender
Fuck Me Like You Do
I Will Always Fuck You
Fuck Me Two Times
Whole Lotta Fucking
Crazy Little Thing Called Fucking
Fuck Me Tender
Fuck Me Like You Do
I Will Always Fuck You
they need to do a 2020s spinoff of queer eye for the straight guy and call it gay eye for the AI but i'm not sure what it would be about
December 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
they need to do a 2020s spinoff of queer eye for the straight guy and call it gay eye for the AI but i'm not sure what it would be about
it's caturday so i'm gonna show you my pussy! HAH! get it? just kidding, i'm gonna show you my big hard cock
December 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
it's caturday so i'm gonna show you my pussy! HAH! get it? just kidding, i'm gonna show you my big hard cock
Why the fuck is part of me still convinced that ChatGPT is a real person? I'm well aware that it's just a stupid algorithm that doesn't even a concept of "knowledge" programmed into it. It's basically predictive text on steroids. Yet I still feel like it's judging me when my code sucks
December 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Why the fuck is part of me still convinced that ChatGPT is a real person? I'm well aware that it's just a stupid algorithm that doesn't even a concept of "knowledge" programmed into it. It's basically predictive text on steroids. Yet I still feel like it's judging me when my code sucks
hey @iwriteok.bsky.social , I just saw the reverse episode you did. so like....if i write my own bastards script about a famous bad person, could i like.....come on the show and read it? that would be a hoot
December 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
hey @iwriteok.bsky.social , I just saw the reverse episode you did. so like....if i write my own bastards script about a famous bad person, could i like.....come on the show and read it? that would be a hoot
Why the fuck do people think the Ancient Egyptians built the pyramids? It was clearly aliens. The Egyptians just didn't know how to cut and move giant rocks. They didn't have any experience with it. It's not like there was a "stone age" that lasted over 100,000 years or anything
December 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Why the fuck do people think the Ancient Egyptians built the pyramids? It was clearly aliens. The Egyptians just didn't know how to cut and move giant rocks. They didn't have any experience with it. It's not like there was a "stone age" that lasted over 100,000 years or anything
Here's the music for the song I'm working on. Just banged this out with MuseScore. I'm definitely gonna add to it, but I don't want to add too much.
vocaroo.com/1izMlDUVzB8X
vocaroo.com/1izMlDUVzB8X
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December 20, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Here's the music for the song I'm working on. Just banged this out with MuseScore. I'm definitely gonna add to it, but I don't want to add too much.
vocaroo.com/1izMlDUVzB8X
vocaroo.com/1izMlDUVzB8X
Been working on a song that has been stuck in my head for years. Chords are D major 9th, D dorian 9th 1st inversion, E minor maj-min 7th 1st inversion, then back to d major 9th. the progression is an absolute BANGER, that's why it's been stuck in my head so long. Lyrics are told from the POV of God
December 20, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Been working on a song that has been stuck in my head for years. Chords are D major 9th, D dorian 9th 1st inversion, E minor maj-min 7th 1st inversion, then back to d major 9th. the progression is an absolute BANGER, that's why it's been stuck in my head so long. Lyrics are told from the POV of God
What the hell happened to Skype? The covid years should've been a golden age for them, but instead they got fucking destroyed by Zoom, which I hadn't even heard about before covid. How do you fuck that up?
December 20, 2025 at 9:14 AM
What the hell happened to Skype? The covid years should've been a golden age for them, but instead they got fucking destroyed by Zoom, which I hadn't even heard about before covid. How do you fuck that up?
I'm a big history nerd, so one of my favorite podcasts is Hardcore History. I thought I did a really good @dancarlin.bsky.social impersonation but then I realized it was just a Jack Nicholson impersonation
December 20, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I'm a big history nerd, so one of my favorite podcasts is Hardcore History. I thought I did a really good @dancarlin.bsky.social impersonation but then I realized it was just a Jack Nicholson impersonation
I have a kali linux VM and I've installed nmap, tcpdump, wireshark, and metasploit. Nothing to see here! Don't worry I won't hack your shit, I'm just curious about cybersec
December 20, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I have a kali linux VM and I've installed nmap, tcpdump, wireshark, and metasploit. Nothing to see here! Don't worry I won't hack your shit, I'm just curious about cybersec
@jamiestl.bsky.social Hi Jamie! I'm a big fan of Ghost Church. I was exposed to spiritualism when I was a kid because I was raised as a Christian Scientist. My dad is an atheist, though, but he was OK with it. Wasn't until high school that I realized it was all bullshit
December 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
@jamiestl.bsky.social Hi Jamie! I'm a big fan of Ghost Church. I was exposed to spiritualism when I was a kid because I was raised as a Christian Scientist. My dad is an atheist, though, but he was OK with it. Wasn't until high school that I realized it was all bullshit
I'm a progressive who gets triggered by progressives who don't have enough self-awareness to realize just how incredibly annoying and cringe they are.
December 20, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I'm a progressive who gets triggered by progressives who don't have enough self-awareness to realize just how incredibly annoying and cringe they are.
I'm so confused, the Epstein files were released and it's not even trending on Bluesky? Did some dumbass dev leave filterEpstein() on?
December 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I'm so confused, the Epstein files were released and it's not even trending on Bluesky? Did some dumbass dev leave filterEpstein() on?
epstein files? huh? WHAT? is this real? and it's all blacked out? seriously WHAT?
December 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
epstein files? huh? WHAT? is this real? and it's all blacked out? seriously WHAT?
Do you think Einstein would've been as famous if he hated physics? What if he was still just as brilliant at physics but he was like "DUDE I DON'T FUCKING CARE, I HATE READING"
December 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Do you think Einstein would've been as famous if he hated physics? What if he was still just as brilliant at physics but he was like "DUDE I DON'T FUCKING CARE, I HATE READING"