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barbie but i can’t find my screenshot of trixie mattel saying my religious upbringing affected me
it’s literally all coming together
October 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
kurt vonnegut was right. you do go on a walk to pick up one thing from the store and see some terrific looking babies
October 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
sometimes people try a little too hard to transcribe sex noises, in their fanfiction. sometimes i wish they would just describe it to me in words. as soon as you have more than 2 vowels in a row you should be questioning your choices
October 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
look im glad time and maturity have helped me understand what’s going on when i have post-hang social anxiety but i wish the knowing yourself better came with not having the feeling anymore
October 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
October 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
October 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
got a new app to try and help me control my screen time and idk if it’s working but the prizes are these shiny rocks which really speak to me
October 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
listening to pet sounds by The Beach Boys, one of the most famous albums of all time, and going DO PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THIS bc it’s rly that good
October 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
coulda had this whole day without the tummy ache. something for u to think about next time @ god
October 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
THEY WANTED $17 FOR TWO JUMBO CLAW CLIPS AT WALGREENS. BE SO FOR REAL
October 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
just found out that boo seungkwan of seventeen died in fictional mpreg childbirth so here’s a list of men i wouldve expected to learn abt this trope from instead:
1. Bucky
2-9. Wei Wuxian
10. John Watson (bbc)
11. kendall roy
12. Kent parson
13. Lewis Hamilton
14. wei Wuxian again
15. paul mccartney
October 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
[looking at the character map of an extremely detailed high fantasy or scifi world] i see, i see. and who is the taemin?
October 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
adhd medication is so fun bc if im sleep deprived im not even tired im just stupid and then the next day i wake up from my normal amount of sleep like who was that???? anyway,
October 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
anyway, oh my fucking god
October 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
“how do you feel about Dan and Phil” i told the fucking irls discord how do u think i feel
October 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
GoT book posting // i know i’m going to hate him eventually but tyrion lannister IS the most fun character right now and i DO think he would have loved gay sex
October 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
remembering the day we learned in elementary school that you are only allowed to print images of legal currency if they are 75% the size (or less) of the real bill and i went home and printed pictures of dollar bills at 74% size just to feel something
October 13, 2025 at 6:04 AM
you think your life is hard? [laughs] yeah, i went three places today. and there were people at all of them
October 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
latest Trader Joe’s flower attempt. i wish i would’ve grabbed the purple sea lavender but c’est la vie. my flower choices are limited by which flowers i have already googled are safe for cats bc lingering in front of the display googling is a nightmare
October 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
GoT book posting / there’s simply no way Ned stark and Robert Baratheon never did brojobs. I’m not happy im saying this either
October 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
GoT book posting / every time the narrative mentions that an employee in kings landing under Baratheon is a holdover from the targaryens im like. i think your new regime missed a day at regime change school
October 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
game of thrones update: sansa and ned…..boohoo…..arya and jon…..BOOHOO…….ARYA AND SANSA……BOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO
October 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
ok well i WAS in a bad mood
October 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
in NOOOOOOOOO! mode (every form of change or planning or possible future task i will need to complete or decision i will need to make makes me want to scream and cry)
October 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
been trying to do Luddite Hour lately (no phone, no puter, no headphones, no tv, etc) but because i do not own a watch Luddite Hour usually turns into me running into the kitchen & checking the oven clock & realizing it has been Luddite Two Hours. which is sort of anti capitalist
October 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM