BigDumbHomer
@bigdumbhomer.bsky.social
Not big. Not Homer.
Feel the tension in the void.
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Feel the tension in the void.
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BigDumbHomer
@bigdumbhomer.bsky.social
· May 31
Gravity is a push force. I am being pushed to the center of the earth, not pulled. Dark matter and dark energy are merely space time itself trying to be flat by pushing energy/matter together. I will die on this hill.
I saw a dog today.
February 13, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I saw a dog today.
He's still your president. His government is still full of criminals and pedophiles.
You are an unserious and untrustworthy country USA.
You've earned being ignored and left behind by the good parts of the world.
You are an unserious and untrustworthy country USA.
You've earned being ignored and left behind by the good parts of the world.
February 10, 2026 at 2:49 PM
He's still your president. His government is still full of criminals and pedophiles.
You are an unserious and untrustworthy country USA.
You've earned being ignored and left behind by the good parts of the world.
You are an unserious and untrustworthy country USA.
You've earned being ignored and left behind by the good parts of the world.
Not sure I'll ever be able to trust the USA or the people who live there ever again.
Sorry to the good folks there but I'm not sorting you all out.
One basket of deplorables is the USA.
Sorry to the good folks there but I'm not sorting you all out.
One basket of deplorables is the USA.
February 6, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Not sure I'll ever be able to trust the USA or the people who live there ever again.
Sorry to the good folks there but I'm not sorting you all out.
One basket of deplorables is the USA.
Sorry to the good folks there but I'm not sorting you all out.
One basket of deplorables is the USA.
Alternate half time show.....
Fuckin' bitch ass snowflake motherfuckers.
Lolz
Fuckin' bitch ass snowflake motherfuckers.
Lolz
February 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Alternate half time show.....
Fuckin' bitch ass snowflake motherfuckers.
Lolz
Fuckin' bitch ass snowflake motherfuckers.
Lolz
You're jailing children USA.
Children. For no good reason.
Jailing them.
Children. For no good reason.
Jailing them.
January 30, 2026 at 11:33 AM
You're jailing children USA.
Children. For no good reason.
Jailing them.
Children. For no good reason.
Jailing them.
Summary execution of a prone individual in the street by a representative of the federal government.
That's it. That's what happened.
When in history has what happened next ever been better?
That's it. That's what happened.
When in history has what happened next ever been better?
January 24, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Summary execution of a prone individual in the street by a representative of the federal government.
That's it. That's what happened.
When in history has what happened next ever been better?
That's it. That's what happened.
When in history has what happened next ever been better?
Minnesota, fuckin get em.
January 24, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Minnesota, fuckin get em.
I remember when thousands of Americans were stranded in our airports on 9/11 in Canada.
We housed and fed them while the airspace was shut down.
Many of those same folks are not holding their government to account while it attacks us and other allies.
Yeah, fuck you guys. Get your shit together.
We housed and fed them while the airspace was shut down.
Many of those same folks are not holding their government to account while it attacks us and other allies.
Yeah, fuck you guys. Get your shit together.
January 23, 2026 at 3:16 PM
I remember when thousands of Americans were stranded in our airports on 9/11 in Canada.
We housed and fed them while the airspace was shut down.
Many of those same folks are not holding their government to account while it attacks us and other allies.
Yeah, fuck you guys. Get your shit together.
We housed and fed them while the airspace was shut down.
Many of those same folks are not holding their government to account while it attacks us and other allies.
Yeah, fuck you guys. Get your shit together.
I'm gonna go over this again.
You cannot make a bully go away by giving him your lunch money.
You fucking fools.
You cannot make a bully go away by giving him your lunch money.
You fucking fools.
January 8, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I'm gonna go over this again.
You cannot make a bully go away by giving him your lunch money.
You fucking fools.
You cannot make a bully go away by giving him your lunch money.
You fucking fools.
Remember in Goodfellas when the restaurant guy asks the made guys to help him?
So they took over his business, looted it dry and burned it to the ground?
Guess who you are in the metaphor USA and what step of that process you're on.....
So they took over his business, looted it dry and burned it to the ground?
Guess who you are in the metaphor USA and what step of that process you're on.....
January 7, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Remember in Goodfellas when the restaurant guy asks the made guys to help him?
So they took over his business, looted it dry and burned it to the ground?
Guess who you are in the metaphor USA and what step of that process you're on.....
So they took over his business, looted it dry and burned it to the ground?
Guess who you are in the metaphor USA and what step of that process you're on.....
Definitely don't want to be friends with the uSA anymore.
Fuck you guys, with a cactus.
Fuck you guys, with a cactus.
January 3, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Definitely don't want to be friends with the uSA anymore.
Fuck you guys, with a cactus.
Fuck you guys, with a cactus.
The president of the uSA has been defeated in battle by a Frog and their inflatabe friends.
Proper stuff.
Proper stuff.
December 31, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The president of the uSA has been defeated in battle by a Frog and their inflatabe friends.
Proper stuff.
Proper stuff.
Redactions don't change the fact that the president of the USA is a criminal pedophile.
They confirm it.
They confirm it.
December 21, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Redactions don't change the fact that the president of the USA is a criminal pedophile.
They confirm it.
They confirm it.
If the USA gets it together and ousts the fascist oligarch regime, I'm still not gonna want Canada to be friends with you anymore. Just casual acquaintances who happen to share a border.
You have proven yourselves weak and feckless.
Not to be trusted.
Sorry.
You have proven yourselves weak and feckless.
Not to be trusted.
Sorry.
December 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
If the USA gets it together and ousts the fascist oligarch regime, I'm still not gonna want Canada to be friends with you anymore. Just casual acquaintances who happen to share a border.
You have proven yourselves weak and feckless.
Not to be trusted.
Sorry.
You have proven yourselves weak and feckless.
Not to be trusted.
Sorry.
Fuck FIFA. The world cup is dead to me. Forever.
December 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Fuck FIFA. The world cup is dead to me. Forever.
You ok now USA?
I mean that Thanksgiving message from your president and all....
Need a safe word or something?
I mean that Thanksgiving message from your president and all....
Need a safe word or something?
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
You ok now USA?
I mean that Thanksgiving message from your president and all....
Need a safe word or something?
I mean that Thanksgiving message from your president and all....
Need a safe word or something?
14 to 3 Homan in the 7th end. The 7th. Wow.
November 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
14 to 3 Homan in the 7th end. The 7th. Wow.
And yet you all still let that guy and his cronies keep power and trash your country, even now.
A stain on all of you for allowing it.
A stain on all of you for allowing it.
November 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
And yet you all still let that guy and his cronies keep power and trash your country, even now.
A stain on all of you for allowing it.
A stain on all of you for allowing it.
When most of us decide debt and money are imaginary, then what?
November 8, 2025 at 12:51 PM
When most of us decide debt and money are imaginary, then what?
Given recent events I guess not all USA folks are bad, but still don't really want to be friends til you get your collective shit together.
Canada has some oligarchic tendencies which we could work out while we wait....
Canada has some oligarchic tendencies which we could work out while we wait....
November 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Given recent events I guess not all USA folks are bad, but still don't really want to be friends til you get your collective shit together.
Canada has some oligarchic tendencies which we could work out while we wait....
Canada has some oligarchic tendencies which we could work out while we wait....
FIFA is dead to me. Forever.
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
FIFA is dead to me. Forever.
I kinda don't want Canada to trade with the USA anymore. Like at all.
You're all tainted until further notice.
Sorry.
You're all tainted until further notice.
Sorry.
October 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I kinda don't want Canada to trade with the USA anymore. Like at all.
You're all tainted until further notice.
Sorry.
You're all tainted until further notice.
Sorry.
Are you OK USA?
It's just your president posted that video with the plane and all......
You good?
It's just your president posted that video with the plane and all......
You good?
October 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Are you OK USA?
It's just your president posted that video with the plane and all......
You good?
It's just your president posted that video with the plane and all......
You good?
It was someone's job to put a person in an inflatable penis costume in handcuffs yesterday.
American political discourse is a hell of a thing.
American political discourse is a hell of a thing.
October 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
It was someone's job to put a person in an inflatable penis costume in handcuffs yesterday.
American political discourse is a hell of a thing.
American political discourse is a hell of a thing.