Dirtstallion von Belfort Duke of Urectum
bigchipsallin.bsky.social
Dirtstallion von Belfort Duke of Urectum
@bigchipsallin.bsky.social
Digery do or digery don't, there is no dingo.
-Australian Yoda (Wisest of all Yoda's)
Hope cannot be taken only given.
There are forces that will try to take your hope, not just because it gives you power, but because with it, you can give others power.
While hope can never be taken, it can be shared.
To share hope with others, is the greatest blessing we can give.
November 14, 2024 at 2:26 AM
I really look forward to some presidential election in the far future where the two parties nominate two gay people who just are savage in their campaigns. Like the passive aggressive shade and snark are out in full force and stuff so destructive, said so well, with a smile. That's my American Dream
October 25, 2024 at 10:55 PM
I know bots up doot alot of content to make stuff more visible but seriously a bot that up doots posts and things with no or very few interactions or posts from new posters would get my vote for president. Gives me warm fuzzys to see up doots and I think others would too.
October 24, 2024 at 3:17 PM
I got to vote yesterday!
BANZAI!! BANZAI!!
Although i just moved and apparently my voter registration didn't carry over my birthday in the computer for some reason
To the poll worker. . .
Sir, I was, in fact born, and no, I do not have proof on hand
October 22, 2024 at 7:08 PM
I'm tired of blind dudes grabbing my junk to get my dick size! We need an audible size chart for blind folks to stop the grab-a-goo.
Suggestion below.
Penis: ding
PEnis: ding-a-ling
PENis: dong
PENIs: Donkey Gong 64
PENIS: DONG-ASUARUS REX
I'll accept my noble prize now
October 21, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Great idea time! Hell's Kitchen but it's a drug lab instead of a kitchen and Dwayne Johnson narrates it. "Can you smell the rocks they cooking in tonight's episode of Hell's Crackhen!"
October 20, 2024 at 2:12 AM