Found out they're banning tik tok cause it's Chinese and I spilled my Chai tea all over my lap. Now I have Chai knees. They're getting band

Everyone disliked that.

I wonder if king size beds are called president sized in England

What you eat don't make me shit 🤷🏻‍♂️

If you're gonna look at some ass, park the car and get out and walk

Maybe people could save time by not talking to me at lunch

Things are looking pretty bad at dinner tonight, should I say something?

Gold chain or silver? I can't decide. Looks like im going to wear both

Hey, I'm an attractive guy, give me a follow if you agree