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literally my best friend 👉 @limefuzzz06.bsky.social
you are a certified big bean!
you are a certified big bean!
loss so far: 30.7lbs
loss so far: 30.7lbs
also im turning 18 in about 3 months.. damn.
i don’t wanna be an adult yet 😭😭
also im turning 18 in about 3 months.. damn.
i don’t wanna be an adult yet 😭😭
Me: “Hey, I’m having some problems. I have to go every 15 mins.”
Manager: “You’re cool man. I’ll get someone to cover of your chores.”
School when I have diarrhea:
Me: “Hey, I’m having some problems. I have to go every 15 mins.”
Nurse: “Sorry. Get to class.”
Me: “Hey, I’m having some problems. I have to go every 15 mins.”
Manager: “You’re cool man. I’ll get someone to cover of your chores.”
School when I have diarrhea:
Me: “Hey, I’m having some problems. I have to go every 15 mins.”
Nurse: “Sorry. Get to class.”
to be able to essentially train your large intestine to shift into a way that facilitates the ability to shove an 18 inch fucking horse cock dildo up your ass to the point where you’re seeing a belly bulge cannot be healthy. like, im not even hating. im just kinda concerned. 😭
to be able to essentially train your large intestine to shift into a way that facilitates the ability to shove an 18 inch fucking horse cock dildo up your ass to the point where you’re seeing a belly bulge cannot be healthy. like, im not even hating. im just kinda concerned. 😭
didn’t get through them all yet because i got tired lmao.
we’ll resume tonight (hopefully).
didn’t get through them all yet because i got tired lmao.
we’ll resume tonight (hopefully).
i thought it was a fart.. but it wasn’t. i caught it in time tho.
i straight up told the cashier while i was bagging groceries “hey man, i gotta go to the bathroom.”
and pretty much sprinted to the bathroom where i currently am now. 😭😭
i thought it was a fart.. but it wasn’t. i caught it in time tho.
i straight up told the cashier while i was bagging groceries “hey man, i gotta go to the bathroom.”
and pretty much sprinted to the bathroom where i currently am now. 😭😭
when i took the bag out a can, it was soaked on the bottom and it smelled awful. i looked in the can and there was an orange yellow liquid at the bottom.
i think someone threw up but missed the bag and it went into the can 😭
when i took the bag out a can, it was soaked on the bottom and it smelled awful. i looked in the can and there was an orange yellow liquid at the bottom.
i think someone threw up but missed the bag and it went into the can 😭
im excited!
i got $97.01
im excited!
i got $97.01