I knew I was wildly out of touch, but I didn't know I was "The Veronicas are one of the greatest artists in Australian music history" out of touch.

"Some people are called a few times during their lifetime, while others may never be called to serve as a juror" reads the helpful FAQ included in my fifth jury duty notice.

I dislike hearing the sound of my own voice in a recording, but turns out that’s nothing compared to how much I dislike reading unedited transcripts of me talking in a meeting. It’s like the reading the ramblings of the world’s most boring madman.

I don’t think that would be very safe at all, actually.

Ah, I see YouTube has added "notifications for channels you don't subscribe to" to their arsenal in their baffling yet never-ending war against a system that notifies me when channels I subscribe to have updates.

Playing framed genuinely makes me wonder what’s going on in my brain. Got it on the second frame. Never seen the movie, a trailer for it, not an homage or parody I could place, certainly not of the first two frames. But boop, there it was.

Framed #1154
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"Just two everyday blokes having a chat at the pub" is easily the worst genre of political ad.

Not sure why they decided the right energy for the topic was "Softcore VHS titles from the 90s" but here we are.