BHZ Mayor
@bhzmayor.bsky.social
We're not your little n-ggas, like for real. All that big homie stuff, that's for little n-ggas. Little n-ggas have big homies. We're not little n-ggas, so we don't even respect big homies.
This is what's supposed to pass as search results these days.
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This is what's supposed to pass as search results these days.
The NeoGAF defense
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The NeoGAF defense
This was two days ago.
I'm gonna be honest. I'm surprised the Dems have held strong this long cause I know as I type this, it's at least a few just dying to fold.
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
This was two days ago.
I'm gonna be honest. I'm surprised the Dems have held strong this long cause I know as I type this, it's at least a few just dying to fold.
November 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I'm gonna be honest. I'm surprised the Dems have held strong this long cause I know as I type this, it's at least a few just dying to fold.
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The story is true the images are unrelated. Amazing how many people will fall for the algorithm's bullshit. Check Beaverton, Oregon 2021 car thief baby on Google if you don't believe me.
October 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The story is true the images are unrelated. Amazing how many people will fall for the algorithm's bullshit. Check Beaverton, Oregon 2021 car thief baby on Google if you don't believe me.
"This must go to court." Bruh. NEWSFLASH NIGGA. That's YOUR job. Make it happen.
September 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
"This must go to court." Bruh. NEWSFLASH NIGGA. That's YOUR job. Make it happen.
I am begging Democratic leadership to show just a shred of balls for once. Please.
America is meant to be a bastion of free speech.
Everybody across the political spectrum should be speaking out to stop what’s happening to Jimmy Kimmel.
This is about protecting democracy.
This must go to court.
Everybody across the political spectrum should be speaking out to stop what’s happening to Jimmy Kimmel.
This is about protecting democracy.
This must go to court.
September 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I am begging Democratic leadership to show just a shred of balls for once. Please.
The dumb character gradually becoming so stupid to the point that it's a wonder they remember to breathe.
17. What TV show trope needs to retire?
September 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The dumb character gradually becoming so stupid to the point that it's a wonder they remember to breathe.
Don't be surprised if 👃🏻 calls for a moment of silence for that one dude on Smackdown tonight. As a matter of fact, to borrow from Pac, expect it like you expect Jesus to come back.
September 12, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Don't be surprised if 👃🏻 calls for a moment of silence for that one dude on Smackdown tonight. As a matter of fact, to borrow from Pac, expect it like you expect Jesus to come back.
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Etsy Witches right now
September 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Etsy Witches right now
This is what Krillin expected Goku to do with that rock.
In Super Mario Odyssey, kicking things is Mario's highest priority, overriding all other actions. If a kickable object, such as a football, is thrown at Mario while he is asleep, he will momentarily wake up just to kick it before instantly going back to sleep.
September 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This is what Krillin expected Goku to do with that rock.
Live your life in a way where half a country isn't trying to speak your death into existence.
August 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Live your life in a way where half a country isn't trying to speak your death into existence.
Playing Sonic 1 and 2 with my mom and having her take over during the water levels because I was scared of the drowning music. Or playing Sonic 2 with my 3 y/o at the time sister and watching her imitate Tails looking around in Sky Chase zone.
19. What is your fondest memory revolving around video games?
August 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Playing Sonic 1 and 2 with my mom and having her take over during the water levels because I was scared of the drowning music. Or playing Sonic 2 with my 3 y/o at the time sister and watching her imitate Tails looking around in Sky Chase zone.
Jak X caused me to break a controller, but Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 had me break a headset on stream so let's go with that.
6. What video game has caused you the most amount of rage?
August 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Jak X caused me to break a controller, but Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 had me break a headset on stream so let's go with that.
Quite a few actually
Bear and bird explore a witch's lair
kid and his otter/weasel friend try to find out how to turn him back into a human
cat-like alien and his robot friend explore the galaxy
spider monkey and his girlfriend try to save their gorilla friend from pirate crocodiles
Bear and bird explore a witch's lair
kid and his otter/weasel friend try to find out how to turn him back into a human
cat-like alien and his robot friend explore the galaxy
spider monkey and his girlfriend try to save their gorilla friend from pirate crocodiles
5. Without saying the name, what is your favorite video game?
August 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Quite a few actually
Bear and bird explore a witch's lair
kid and his otter/weasel friend try to find out how to turn him back into a human
cat-like alien and his robot friend explore the galaxy
spider monkey and his girlfriend try to save their gorilla friend from pirate crocodiles
Bear and bird explore a witch's lair
kid and his otter/weasel friend try to find out how to turn him back into a human
cat-like alien and his robot friend explore the galaxy
spider monkey and his girlfriend try to save their gorilla friend from pirate crocodiles
Also Sonic the Hedgehog
4. What video game made you fall in love with gaming?
August 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Also Sonic the Hedgehog
Sonic the Hedgehog
2. Without telling me your age, what video game was popular during your childhood?
August 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Sonic the Hedgehog
Super Mario Bros
1. What was the first video game that you ever played?
August 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Super Mario Bros
New York Undercover after you-know-what in the third season finale and everything that happened after that.
July 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
New York Undercover after you-know-what in the third season finale and everything that happened after that.
When it's raining and someone drives past me and water splashes on my car. I be taking that shit personal like they did it on purpose.
Weirdest thing that gets you angry?
May 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
When it's raining and someone drives past me and water splashes on my car. I be taking that shit personal like they did it on purpose.
This shit fucked me up for like two weeks.
February 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
This shit fucked me up for like two weeks.