Bryan Haggerty
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Bryan Haggerty
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Former Tweep exploring the new frontier.
Seemingly every other week I get this prompt from Google in Gmail suggesting I convert my personal account to a Google Workspace account. I imagine I'm subjected to this because a Google PM wanted to get promoted and this was a new made up metric they could put in the promo packet.
October 31, 2025 at 10:16 PM
A small earwig crawled up onto my keyboard and when I tried to brush it away, it crawled INSIDE the keyboard—it lives there now 🤮
April 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Now seems obvious that after Biden declared student loan forgiveness he should have just hired a few 20-something engineers to delete all the student loan records. apnews.com/article/educ...
Musk team’s access to student loan systems raises alarm over borrowers' personal information
Democrats are opposing Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency as it turns its attention to the Education Department, with lawmakers raising questions about DOGE’s access to internal systems c...
apnews.com
February 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Everyone is wishing they could go back to brat summer.
February 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
You could have gone to bed and woken up without ever knowing that TikTok was offline. The praise messaging though does affirm that its operators are well aware of how to operate within a dictatorial environment.
January 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
What a missed opportunity while at Twitter that we weren’t blasting out to our users praise for President Obama.
January 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Ok, thought I felt a little something a moment ago. #earthquake earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/...
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earthquake.usgs.gov
January 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Recent email the PG&E CEO made me wonder why the state of CA couldn’t behave like any other activist investor, get a majority stake of the stock, get board seats, influence how the company operates, get stock dividends to re-invest in local infra. Doesn’t have to be a government take over.
January 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Are people using these AI writing tools Apple added in iOS 18? It’s also a bit of an intimidating UI for a first run experience.
January 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Christmas Eve Luminarias.
December 25, 2024 at 6:11 AM
I remember getting this on cassette for Christmas that year.
December 19, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Since the election I’ve basically stopped listening to podcasts, and it’s not as though I was overly subscribed to politics podcasts.
December 11, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Seems like every tsunami zone map website is getting ddos’d right now as everyone tries to look up their location.
December 5, 2024 at 6:56 PM
First time getting a tsunami warning.
December 5, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Was my local Target also a time machine?
December 1, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Is Apple’s implementation of RCS just entirely broken? Have a family group chat which now exists as 3 separate group chats with people constantly missing messages.
November 29, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Can’t wait to play this game and see Twemoji in card game form.
Okay folks, this morning we launched our Kickstarter campaign for our new *amazing* card game, One Billion Users. You can back it here:

www.kickstarter.com/projects/mma...
One Billion Users: The Social Media Card Game
A competitive card game to build the biggest and best social media platform
www.kickstarter.com
November 19, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Is Bluesky popping off right now? Getting a lot of new follows.
November 11, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Didn’t realize I was this early on with Bluesky, but more importantly, always fun to still see Twemoji pop up in different places.
September 20, 2024 at 12:05 AM
In an alternate universe the US President is asking Trudeau why he didn’t rake the leaves in his forests.
June 8, 2023 at 4:56 AM
I got to imagine people in the north east are thinking the wildfire smoke is simply a fluke. We thought this too on the west coast and now we literally refer to it as a season! Can only assume this will become more regular there too.
June 8, 2023 at 12:35 AM
When I say I’m not on Twitter anymore, it feels like a 90s version of, “I don’t even own a TV”.
May 30, 2023 at 7:31 PM
Someone is already writing a draft of the DeSantis campaign obituary, which opens with describing the campaign ending the same way it began—a total DeSaster.
May 25, 2023 at 12:24 AM
Reposted by Bryan Haggerty
Good from @cwarzel.bsky.social that raises the question why some reporters who would never post on Rumble or Truth Social keep posting on Twitter the same way they always have https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2023/05/elon-musk-ron-desantis-2024-twitter/674149/
www.theatlantic.com
May 23, 2023 at 9:01 PM
When you give a light honk to the person looking at their phone while idling at a now green light and then they slam the gas in embarrassment.
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May 23, 2023 at 10:09 PM