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Beth FUlks
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I hurt feelings not faces. I also bake things.

BallsandWieners.com
Little Petey’s desire to murder humans, no matter the circumstances, is even more disturbing for a man with a history of struggling with alcohol addiction. Is it because of a deep seated trauma? The desire to control some aspect of his life? Or is he trying to appear strong despite his weaknesses?
December 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
When I was a kid, I loved doing handstands and cartwheels. I have always wanted to try it again but have never had a padded room to attempt it. At 51, and going through menopause, it seems that padded room is just around the corner. At least I have something to look forward to. #ThinkPositive
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I think the GOP should now be the GOPP for the Grand Old Pedophile Protectors.
November 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
As winter approaches, don’t be surprised when this administration declares a “total victory” in Chicago, rather than admit their gestapo doesn’t want to be outside in the cold.
November 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Reposted by Beth FUlks
"Build A Ballroom"
October 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
If they ban all food dyes will McNuggets be that weird pink color that goop looks like before it’s nuggetfied?
November 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Reposted by Beth FUlks
Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
It blows my mind that people still think the GOP gives a shit about working class people. They are willing to let people starve so they don’t have to attempt any semblance of bipartisanship. Anyone that still supports this administration absolutely disgusts me.
PRO TIP: This is not a winning message.

Source: Last night's election results, FAFO.
November 5, 2025 at 9:34 AM
The fact that I can look up “sandwich trial” and find several hundred news articles about a trial because a man threw a sandwich at a federal agent should tell you everything you need to know about what it’s like to currently live in this weird dystopian version of the United States.
November 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Went to Dix Park today with Clara and we saw a couple of the new trolls. They are so neat in person.
November 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and it looks like I should be making it snow at Studio 54. 🕺
October 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Reposted by Beth FUlks
This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Love this!
October 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
You know, Hitler was super in to the occult. What if he figured something out? I wonder Stephen Miller would know? It would make sense to come back as the shadow man behind the president.

Just saying.
a woman in a red shirt is sitting in front of a picture of a man and woman and says mmhmm napping are we ?
ALT: a woman in a red shirt is sitting in front of a picture of a man and woman and says mmhmm napping are we ?
media.tenor.com
October 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
You know, Hitler was super into the occult. Maybe he figured something out…
[insert pic of Steven Miller, but I won’t subject anyone to that]

Better to be the man behind the man in charge, rather than the actual man in charge. Plausible deniability.
October 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Checked myself and it’s true.
I will say one thing, that's how you know trump definitely has dementia. Higher ups in the GOP don't give a shit as long as they have a puppet to be the mouthpiece and they can stay in power as long as possible.

Google has determined that selling out Americans to Nazis pays better.
Google AI appears to block results for ‘Trump cognitive decline’ but not Biden
Google appears to have blocked certain artificial intelligence search results for queries about President Donald Trump’s mental acuity
www.independent.co.uk
October 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Reposted by Beth FUlks
I will say one thing, that's how you know trump definitely has dementia. Higher ups in the GOP don't give a shit as long as they have a puppet to be the mouthpiece and they can stay in power as long as possible.

Google has determined that selling out Americans to Nazis pays better.
Google AI appears to block results for ‘Trump cognitive decline’ but not Biden
Google appears to have blocked certain artificial intelligence search results for queries about President Donald Trump’s mental acuity
www.independent.co.uk
October 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
What amount of money would you personally consider “life changing”? #IfIWonTheLotto #MoneyQuestion
September 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Reposted by Beth FUlks
I stand with PBS.

I stand with NPR.

I stand with Stephen Colbert.

I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.

I stand with the First Amendment.

PERIOD.*

*Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
September 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
So what’s the modern equivalent of Pump Up the Volume? #keepmediafree
September 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Brilliant version of non-violent protest.
Someone followed the Notional Guard around DC playing the Imperial March from Star Wars.
September 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Things have been kinda shit recently, but we’re working on fixing that.

I know it’s been a hot minute since I’ve written anything, but it’s been a little crazy. If you read this post, you saw that a little over 10 years ago I came to certain peace with certain parts of me I couldn’t change and…
Things have been kinda shit recently, but we’re working on fixing that.
I know it’s been a hot minute since I’ve written anything, but it’s been a little crazy. If you read this post, you saw that a little over 10 years ago I came to certain peace with certain parts of me I couldn’t change and that lasted for a pretty decent amount of time. This year my body turned against me in a completely different way.
ballsandwieners.com
September 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Let me be clear, “tolerance” does not mean I will sit by while you spout off nonsense.
Tolerance means I accept you have a different opinion/lifestyle. It does not mean I can’t tell you that your opinions stink like a pair of unwashed testicles on a South Florida nude beach for retirees. In July.
September 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I really need to decide if I’m a swipe typer or if I want to continue to challenge my thumbs to be ambidextrous. I’m not sure I’m that confident in my spelling ability.
September 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Imagine spending your entire life trying to force/bribe people to like you only to have most people anxiously await your death.
September 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM