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Hotel operators never die, they just checkout #JokeOfTheDay
December 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Hotel operators never die, they just checkout #JokeOfTheDay
The man with the handbars has to leave before he finishes dinner, so he mustache away his food for later #JokeOfTheDay
December 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The man with the handbars has to leave before he finishes dinner, so he mustache away his food for later #JokeOfTheDay
We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the Minneapolis #JokeOfTheDay
December 25, 2025 at 8:15 AM
We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the Minneapolis #JokeOfTheDay
The woman really wanted to buy a large estate but she didn't dare mansion it to her husband #JokeOfTheDay
December 24, 2025 at 8:52 AM
The woman really wanted to buy a large estate but she didn't dare mansion it to her husband #JokeOfTheDay
Reassembling the skeletons of prehistoric mammels can be a mammoth undertaking #JokeOfTheDay
December 23, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Reassembling the skeletons of prehistoric mammels can be a mammoth undertaking #JokeOfTheDay
I had a conversation with an idiot today. Moron that later. #JokeOfTheDay
December 22, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I had a conversation with an idiot today. Moron that later. #JokeOfTheDay
If you say Absolutely Nothing backwards you get absolutely nothing #JokeOfTheDay
December 20, 2025 at 9:38 AM
If you say Absolutely Nothing backwards you get absolutely nothing #JokeOfTheDay
I've been married for 10 years, I haven't made a decision for seven. (Jason Cook) #JokeOfTheDay
December 18, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I've been married for 10 years, I haven't made a decision for seven. (Jason Cook) #JokeOfTheDay
I forgot my inflatable Michael Gove, which is a shame 'cause halfway through he disappears up his own a***hole. (Kevin Day). #JokeOfTheDay
December 17, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I forgot my inflatable Michael Gove, which is a shame 'cause halfway through he disappears up his own a***hole. (Kevin Day). #JokeOfTheDay
Scotland had oil, but it's running out thanks to all that deep frying. (Scott Capurro) #JokeOfTheDay
December 16, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Scotland had oil, but it's running out thanks to all that deep frying. (Scott Capurro) #JokeOfTheDay
I was given some Sudoku toilet paper. It didn't work. You could only fill it in with number 1s and number 2s. (Bec Hill) #JokeOfTheDay
December 13, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I was given some Sudoku toilet paper. It didn't work. You could only fill it in with number 1s and number 2s. (Bec Hill) #JokeOfTheDay
Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief. (Mark Watson) #JokeOfTheDay
December 12, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief. (Mark Watson) #JokeOfTheDay
I've written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn't fit it into my set. (Masai Graham) #JokeOfTheDay
December 11, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I've written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn't fit it into my set. (Masai Graham) #JokeOfTheDay
I've decided to sell my Hoover ... well, it was just collecting dust. (Tim Vine) #JokeOfTheDay
December 10, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I've decided to sell my Hoover ... well, it was just collecting dust. (Tim Vine) #JokeOfTheDay
They’re always telling me to live my dreams. But I don’t want to be naked in an exam I haven’t revised for. (Grace the Child). #JokeOfTheDay
December 9, 2025 at 7:38 AM
They’re always telling me to live my dreams. But I don’t want to be naked in an exam I haven’t revised for. (Grace the Child). #JokeOfTheDay
Clowns divorce: custardy battle. (Simon Munnery) #JokeOfTheDay
December 8, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Clowns divorce: custardy battle. (Simon Munnery) #JokeOfTheDay
The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves. (Alun Cochrane) #JokeOfTheDay
December 7, 2025 at 10:16 AM
The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves. (Alun Cochrane) #JokeOfTheDay
Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That’s not a miracle. That’s tapas. (Mark Nelson) #JokeOfTheDay
December 5, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That’s not a miracle. That’s tapas. (Mark Nelson) #JokeOfTheDay
If I could take just one thing to a desert island, I probably wouldn’t go. (Dave Green) #JokeOfTheDay
December 4, 2025 at 7:41 AM
If I could take just one thing to a desert island, I probably wouldn’t go. (Dave Green) #JokeOfTheDay
Surely every car is a people carrier? (Adam Hess) #JokeOfTheDay
December 2, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Surely every car is a people carrier? (Adam Hess) #JokeOfTheDay
Kim Kardashian was saddled with a huge arse … but enough about Kanye West. (Stewart Francis) #JokeOfTheDay
December 1, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Kim Kardashian was saddled with a huge arse … but enough about Kanye West. (Stewart Francis) #JokeOfTheDay
I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It’s now Hans free. (Darren Walsh) #jokeoftheday
November 30, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It’s now Hans free. (Darren Walsh) #jokeoftheday
Elton John hates ordering Chinese food. Soya seems to be the hardest word. (Phil Nicol) #JokeOfTheDay
November 29, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Elton John hates ordering Chinese food. Soya seems to be the hardest word. (Phil Nicol) #JokeOfTheDay
I’ll tell you what’s unnatural in the eyes of God. Contact lenses. (Zoe Lyons)
November 28, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I’ll tell you what’s unnatural in the eyes of God. Contact lenses. (Zoe Lyons)
Back in the day, Instagram just meant a really efficient drug dealer. (Arthur Smith) #JokeOfTheDay
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Back in the day, Instagram just meant a really efficient drug dealer. (Arthur Smith) #JokeOfTheDay