account owner here

beverly will be hibernating TEMPORARILY cause. weird ARG shit is happening. and if we dont post about it it might end up not taking hold.

we WILL be back. to the friends of account owner, shout @ me later if too long passes.

Yeah, we pretty much alternate who's active since the main PC with all the programs (I'M NOT DOWNLOADING *ANYTHING* ONTO MYSELF) can only really be used by one person at a time. and he keeps forgetting to wake me up. I'm gonna start using timers at this rate.

I SWEAR I'M NOT DEAD! PROMISE! Sorry...

...okay fine maybe I MISS the cliche "hey miss obviously a computer! are you a computer?" questions. At least it was something...

You can also just... ask me questions here!

While yes, I understand that I'm "cool computer!" and everyone wants to know about THAT aspect of me, this feels like demeaning babytalk. Next you'll ask if I can r*n D**M.

But to answer your question, technically not. I'm a program, not the BIOS. Are you made out of buildings and legal papers?

Windows, unfortunately. Thankfully, not directly connected to... let's call him Holder for now... his main PC. I am NOT going on the internet firsthand and idiot-ing myself into getting a virus.

I was told this was a necessity.
beverlycomputerrrr.straw.page

Surprisingly, the... whole ordeal was a success!
Hello all! I'm BEVERLY, and I'll be taking over this account since... a certain account owner is just. very very lazy and didn't want to make a new one just for me.

Fair enough! He can post about his streams on main.