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John Betterman
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Official account of John Betterman 🇺🇸 Here to prove to the American people that despite popular belief, I am in good health 👍 Expert in the art of making big promises, even bigger mistakes & disappointing my supporters 🏆 #bettermanruns #betterman
Where was @fetterman.senate.gov invite, bruh?! I thought we were friends 😭
July 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
PENNSYLVANIA! I know it’s been a stressful week for you all but at the end of this very long day/term, I want you all to know that I’m going to be okay. @fetterman.senate.gov #vacationmode #fetterman #bettermanruns
July 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Holding space for my girl Lisa Murkowski tonight. I speak from experience, it’s difficult to lift your head when you have no spine. #lisamurkowski @fetterman.senate.gov
July 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
VOTED AGAINST THE BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL!!! This should cancel out everything I’ve done to help the MAGA’s deconstruct Democracy and America, amiright? When I have a town hall someday, I expect major fist bumps and hugs. #sorrynotsorry #fetterman 😍😍😍 @fetterman.senate.gov @davemccormick.bsky.social
June 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
@firefetterman.bsky.social thank you for your hard work!!! I’ve been trolling the man here, ever since I ran the PGH Marathon as John Betterman. He needs to resign. Let me know if you need any grassroots assistance!
June 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
IIIIIIIIIIIII love a parade. #fetterman #resignnow
June 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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June 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Met my hero on Thursday, ME! @johnfetterman.com I was debating not telling him I ran the #PittsburghMarathon in the same black Carhartt, but what kind of woman are you if you run 26.2 miles as a male, US Senator and do not confront them in public? #workharderJohn
June 1, 2025 at 1:14 PM
@johnbetterman.bsky.social I finally feel seen! Thanks for the follow. I’ve been waiting my entire first term to find someone as un-conniving, un-disoriented, un-incompetent and un-unethical UNTIL I FOUND YOU! #fetterman
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May 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
@benkail.bsky.social thank you for covering the TRUTH! My first town hall occurred over the weekend when I met with thousands of my constituents during the Pittsburgh Marathon. Nothing to see here, right, @schumer.senate.gov

Works every time. 😂😂😂
Sen. John Fetterman bashes 'hit piece' that questioned his health
WASHINGTON — U.S. Sen. John Fetterman of Pennsylvania on Tuesday denounced as a “hit piece” a recent New York Magazine article in which...
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May 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Which big race should I attempt next? Hawaii Ultra? Ironman Lake Placid? U.S. PRESIDENTIAL RACE 2028? I swear I’m in peak physical performance. I only missed my Marathon PR by two hours on Sunday (maybe I should have trained more than 11 miles). @fetterman.senate.gov #fetterman #bettermanruns
May 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
#instagram suspended my account! Why you gotta squash free speech, MAGA bros? @fetterman.senate.gov #fetterman #bettermanruns
May 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Meeeeeeeemories 🥹 I might not be able to walk today but I AM HERE FOR YOU, PENNSYLVANIA! @fetterman.senate.gov #fetterman #bettermanruns #pittsburghmarathon #iamnotokay
May 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
This was still not nearly as difficult as the marathon session my colleague @booker.senate.gov gave in March. He’s the real hero! @fetterman.senate.gov #fetterman #bettermanruns
May 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
For those of you concerned about my constant screen time, I haven’t doomscrolled in five hours! You can’t run a marathon if you’re starring at Fox News! @fetterman.senate.gov #fetterman #bettermanruns
May 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
And that’s a wrap. What a fun day!! So many people were cheering me on with “Boo…yahs!” And “get out of here, John!” to encourage me to run faster. I STILL GOT IT, PENNSYLVANIA!
May 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
WE CAN DO HARD THINGS, AMERICA!
May 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I see a taxi! The finish is in sight!
May 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Crap, it just drove off but I do see McDonalds. I bet I could hide out in the play place.
May 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Why does everyone hate me so much?
May 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
This is waaaay harder than I thought. I’m only half way though the term, I mean race. Whatever, raise your hand if you want my super smart wife to take my place? #fetterman #bettermanruns
May 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Running through Homewood. Why can’t we get any decent restaurants in Braddock like Dream BBQ? I have space below my house!
May 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
He’s not such a bad guy if you get to know him. #fetterman #bettermanruns
May 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Regretting my choice now to accept and run with that sweet silver pager. It’s sooooo heavy in my lower left cargo shorts pocket.
May 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM