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I think I'd appreciate the police a lot more if they stripped me down.
January 5, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I think I'd appreciate the police a lot more if they stripped me down.
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I like to think the clothed guy is in there to scrub them all down. Had a clothed guy wash me in the shower once, was very fun.
January 5, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I like to think the clothed guy is in there to scrub them all down. Had a clothed guy wash me in the shower once, was very fun.
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Naked for a year sounds fun. If only I was in a warmer country (and it was actually legal).
“I’ve finally come up with a new year resolution I know I can keep,” the note from his rom mate began. “I will make you stay naked the whole year. I’m off donating all your clothes to Goodwill now, but I’ll take you out for lunch in your nice birthday suit when I’m back. Happy nude year!”
January 1, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Naked for a year sounds fun. If only I was in a warmer country (and it was actually legal).
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This is the only correct way to end a game of pool.
December 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This is the only correct way to end a game of pool.
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December 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Down in the dirt where you belong…
November 28, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Down in the dirt where you belong…
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Best JO lube there is, a bro's spooge.
December 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Best JO lube there is, a bro's spooge.
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“Keep your shoes but put your other clothes in the trunk. Your slow ass is costing us to many points this season and we’ve decided its time to help you work on your pace. The exercise is quite simple – you run home stark naked, and you repeat this daily until you make it back home in under an hour.”
December 23, 2025 at 12:50 PM
“Keep your shoes but put your other clothes in the trunk. Your slow ass is costing us to many points this season and we’ve decided its time to help you work on your pace. The exercise is quite simple – you run home stark naked, and you repeat this daily until you make it back home in under an hour.”
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When you're told the dean wants to see you, and you assume he's found out that you've been trading sex with your professors for all your passing grades . . .
Then you find out he literally "wants to see you," and, yes, he already knows all about your academic "achievements.".
Then you find out he literally "wants to see you," and, yes, he already knows all about your academic "achievements.".
December 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
When you're told the dean wants to see you, and you assume he's found out that you've been trading sex with your professors for all your passing grades . . .
Then you find out he literally "wants to see you," and, yes, he already knows all about your academic "achievements.".
Then you find out he literally "wants to see you," and, yes, he already knows all about your academic "achievements.".