Nix
@bestscientistever.bsky.social
Now, now, this won't do!
(Parody Account! NOT associated with the dev team I'm just doing this for fun!)
(Parody Account! NOT associated with the dev team I'm just doing this for fun!)
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Long time no talk, eh?
June 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Long time no talk, eh?
This place seems much more peaceful without that pesky robot. Not that I'm complaining, of course!
January 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This place seems much more peaceful without that pesky robot. Not that I'm complaining, of course!
I wonder if that robot has been through defective periods during its creation...
January 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I wonder if that robot has been through defective periods during its creation...
Ah, how could I forget? My Duke Erisia cosplay— I mean, costume! Now, hopefully that nosy Toybot doesn't walk in again...
November 22, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Ah, how could I forget? My Duke Erisia cosplay— I mean, costume! Now, hopefully that nosy Toybot doesn't walk in again...
It appears Model 08 ran someplace else again... I can never seem to understand what goes through their head when doing such impolite deeds, hence why I had already bought the tools for repairing their programming! If found wandering I need them brought back to my laboratory ASAP! Thank you again!
November 17, 2024 at 12:23 AM
It appears Model 08 ran someplace else again... I can never seem to understand what goes through their head when doing such impolite deeds, hence why I had already bought the tools for repairing their programming! If found wandering I need them brought back to my laboratory ASAP! Thank you again!
Crap.
I'm rather fond of my Dr. Stein cosplay! Just as long as no-one were to, say... Walk in on me in my cosplay... Then I'm absolutely positive I'll be fine!
November 16, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Crap.
I'm rather fond of my Dr. Stein cosplay! Just as long as no-one were to, say... Walk in on me in my cosplay... Then I'm absolutely positive I'll be fine!
November 16, 2024 at 5:14 PM
I'm rather fond of my Dr. Stein cosplay! Just as long as no-one were to, say... Walk in on me in my cosplay... Then I'm absolutely positive I'll be fine!
Nevermind. This toybot sure can be a pain... I've been nice enough to offer them a repair since there is CLEARLY something wrong with their programming but it just won't do! But no worries, for an expert like me always figures out a solution!
I love my toybot dearly but sometimes he'll just stand in one place and won't move for 10 minutes.
November 11, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Nevermind. This toybot sure can be a pain... I've been nice enough to offer them a repair since there is CLEARLY something wrong with their programming but it just won't do! But no worries, for an expert like me always figures out a solution!
IMPORTANT!!! I appear to be missing my patient's liver mid-surgery! It is of UTMOST URGENCY that it is recovered and sent back to my laboratory. Thank you!
November 10, 2024 at 11:01 PM
IMPORTANT!!! I appear to be missing my patient's liver mid-surgery! It is of UTMOST URGENCY that it is recovered and sent back to my laboratory. Thank you!
They might even name your autopsy video after me!
November 6, 2024 at 10:30 PM
They might even name your autopsy video after me!
You know what time of year it is... HALLOWEEN!!! To celebrate, I've got my franken stein costume (or cosplay, for that matter!) I wonder what the others are dressing up as...
October 31, 2024 at 7:06 AM
You know what time of year it is... HALLOWEEN!!! To celebrate, I've got my franken stein costume (or cosplay, for that matter!) I wonder what the others are dressing up as...
I swear if that certain godforsaken robot sneaks into my lab ONE more time I fear I may go apeshit.
October 26, 2024 at 11:05 AM
I swear if that certain godforsaken robot sneaks into my lab ONE more time I fear I may go apeshit.
Just went inside my lab to see an utter mess! And I think I know JUST the one that could've caused it...
October 26, 2024 at 9:05 AM
Just went inside my lab to see an utter mess! And I think I know JUST the one that could've caused it...
I love my toybot dearly but sometimes he'll just stand in one place and won't move for 10 minutes.
October 24, 2024 at 10:56 PM
I love my toybot dearly but sometimes he'll just stand in one place and won't move for 10 minutes.
My Name's Nix the Scientist!
October 23, 2024 at 11:48 PM
My Name's Nix the Scientist!
My @500000toybots.bsky.social appear to be malfunctioning... No worries! Leave it to the professional!
October 23, 2024 at 2:51 AM
My @500000toybots.bsky.social appear to be malfunctioning... No worries! Leave it to the professional!
I'm currently starving and craving for crackers. I MUST satiate my hunger with the savory taste of crackers. If only there were any crackers in this damn factory. I could really use a food break right about now.
October 20, 2024 at 8:30 PM
I'm currently starving and craving for crackers. I MUST satiate my hunger with the savory taste of crackers. If only there were any crackers in this damn factory. I could really use a food break right about now.