TIL that on the day of my wedding, eight years ago today, 83 bears on Sakhalin Island, Eastern Russia mobbed and killed two fishermen.

I swear these events are not related.

Also, the bears were starving on the island due to overfishing of nearby waters, so I ain't mad that they got two back.

When you say, 'we've all done it,' but people's faces say they really haven't...

For ages I though Paul Simon was sating my surname in the song Call Me All. Turns out he was saying"some rolypolylittle bat-faced girl." It's not even close!

Pure raging! Can't be bothered explaining, but raging still.

I don't need a heatwave to wear shorts, socks, and flip flops. They're my daily uniform!

Went for dinner with friends tonight. Bill for alcohol came to £5. One pint between the whole table. Wow things have changed.