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Bertha
@berthathemathghost.bsky.social
they/them
gremlin
doing ur mom
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I am playing with slime during my microsoft teams meetings we are not the same
February 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
being alive everyday is so fucking insufferable
February 5, 2025 at 8:47 AM
office of giving a shit is closed until further notice. Please file all complaints with ur mom at this time. Check back in never for updates
February 3, 2025 at 6:09 AM
at what point does bisexual women with boyfriends being attracted to you change from meaning you are hot to being an omen for a long forgotten prophecy cause rn I'm at 3
February 3, 2025 at 6:07 AM
buy me a 3 finger box combo and I'll give you the 3 finger combo fr
February 3, 2025 at 6:04 AM
seeking someone to let me explain the omegaverse too
February 3, 2025 at 6:03 AM
homies let homies lick cinnamon butter off them
February 3, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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January 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
in a perpetual state of needing someone to yell at me to get things done
January 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
my peenar exploded
January 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Every time some tells me I am sweet, kind or I have made myself important in their life I get a twinge of fear that I could never be as good a person as they think I am because I still see who I am as the worst moments of my life, and I think if they saw it that way they wouldn't say those things.
January 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I never knew how good I had it when mcdonalds had 24 hour breakfast, I knew the American dream was dead when they took that shit away
January 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
EDATING PRICES
❥ SLEEP CALL
10min = $20
30min = $40
1-3hr = $70
4-6hr = $100
10hr = $300
❥ TXTS
gm/gn text = $5
i love you = $5
regular texting w pet name = $70
❥ MATCHING PFPS
10min = $10
30min = $25
2hr = $50
24hr = 125$
January 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I got on rednote like an alcoholic drinking mouthwash to stave off the shakes
January 19, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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January 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
MY TIKTOK DIED IM GRIEVING
January 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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i need ~
January 12, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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oh to have an hello kitty bed room
January 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
if you dont have at least 3 homoerotically questionable friendships going on I don't trust you
January 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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December 15, 2024 at 6:43 PM
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December 15, 2024 at 6:47 PM
instead of saying "adding the finishing touches" I'm gonna start calling it "adding the sauce packet to the Mac and cheese"
December 11, 2024 at 10:47 PM
why is my life always dependent on someone answering an outlook email
December 11, 2024 at 12:12 AM
I try to date irl but smol pp
December 6, 2024 at 11:36 PM
What fucking apology? bffr
December 6, 2024 at 10:20 PM