Bertha
@berthathemathghost.bsky.social
they/them
gremlin
doing ur mom
23
gremlin
doing ur mom
23
I am playing with slime during my microsoft teams meetings we are not the same
February 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I am playing with slime during my microsoft teams meetings we are not the same
being alive everyday is so fucking insufferable
February 5, 2025 at 8:47 AM
being alive everyday is so fucking insufferable
office of giving a shit is closed until further notice. Please file all complaints with ur mom at this time. Check back in never for updates
February 3, 2025 at 6:09 AM
office of giving a shit is closed until further notice. Please file all complaints with ur mom at this time. Check back in never for updates
at what point does bisexual women with boyfriends being attracted to you change from meaning you are hot to being an omen for a long forgotten prophecy cause rn I'm at 3
February 3, 2025 at 6:07 AM
at what point does bisexual women with boyfriends being attracted to you change from meaning you are hot to being an omen for a long forgotten prophecy cause rn I'm at 3
buy me a 3 finger box combo and I'll give you the 3 finger combo fr
February 3, 2025 at 6:04 AM
buy me a 3 finger box combo and I'll give you the 3 finger combo fr
seeking someone to let me explain the omegaverse too
February 3, 2025 at 6:03 AM
seeking someone to let me explain the omegaverse too
homies let homies lick cinnamon butter off them
February 3, 2025 at 6:01 AM
homies let homies lick cinnamon butter off them
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in a perpetual state of needing someone to yell at me to get things done
January 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
in a perpetual state of needing someone to yell at me to get things done
my peenar exploded
January 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
my peenar exploded
Every time some tells me I am sweet, kind or I have made myself important in their life I get a twinge of fear that I could never be as good a person as they think I am because I still see who I am as the worst moments of my life, and I think if they saw it that way they wouldn't say those things.
January 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Every time some tells me I am sweet, kind or I have made myself important in their life I get a twinge of fear that I could never be as good a person as they think I am because I still see who I am as the worst moments of my life, and I think if they saw it that way they wouldn't say those things.
I never knew how good I had it when mcdonalds had 24 hour breakfast, I knew the American dream was dead when they took that shit away
January 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I never knew how good I had it when mcdonalds had 24 hour breakfast, I knew the American dream was dead when they took that shit away
EDATING PRICES
❥ SLEEP CALL
10min = $20
30min = $40
1-3hr = $70
4-6hr = $100
10hr = $300
❥ TXTS
gm/gn text = $5
i love you = $5
regular texting w pet name = $70
❥ MATCHING PFPS
10min = $10
30min = $25
2hr = $50
24hr = 125$
❥ SLEEP CALL
10min = $20
30min = $40
1-3hr = $70
4-6hr = $100
10hr = $300
❥ TXTS
gm/gn text = $5
i love you = $5
regular texting w pet name = $70
❥ MATCHING PFPS
10min = $10
30min = $25
2hr = $50
24hr = 125$
January 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
EDATING PRICES
❥ SLEEP CALL
10min = $20
30min = $40
1-3hr = $70
4-6hr = $100
10hr = $300
❥ TXTS
gm/gn text = $5
i love you = $5
regular texting w pet name = $70
❥ MATCHING PFPS
10min = $10
30min = $25
2hr = $50
24hr = 125$
❥ SLEEP CALL
10min = $20
30min = $40
1-3hr = $70
4-6hr = $100
10hr = $300
❥ TXTS
gm/gn text = $5
i love you = $5
regular texting w pet name = $70
❥ MATCHING PFPS
10min = $10
30min = $25
2hr = $50
24hr = 125$
I got on rednote like an alcoholic drinking mouthwash to stave off the shakes
January 19, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I got on rednote like an alcoholic drinking mouthwash to stave off the shakes
Reposted by Bertha
January 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
MY TIKTOK DIED IM GRIEVING
January 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM
MY TIKTOK DIED IM GRIEVING
Reposted by Bertha
Reposted by Bertha
oh to have an hello kitty bed room
January 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
oh to have an hello kitty bed room
if you dont have at least 3 homoerotically questionable friendships going on I don't trust you
January 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
if you dont have at least 3 homoerotically questionable friendships going on I don't trust you
Reposted by Bertha
Reposted by Bertha
instead of saying "adding the finishing touches" I'm gonna start calling it "adding the sauce packet to the Mac and cheese"
December 11, 2024 at 10:47 PM
instead of saying "adding the finishing touches" I'm gonna start calling it "adding the sauce packet to the Mac and cheese"
why is my life always dependent on someone answering an outlook email
December 11, 2024 at 12:12 AM
why is my life always dependent on someone answering an outlook email
I try to date irl but smol pp
December 6, 2024 at 11:36 PM
I try to date irl but smol pp
What fucking apology? bffr
December 6, 2024 at 10:20 PM
What fucking apology? bffr