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Why are TV remotes all a color that’s the hardest to see in a dark room.
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Just a reminder that the entire state of Mississippi is still blocked from Bluesky.
November 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
One Battle After Another is the worst Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas homage I've ever seen.
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The trend of forcing closed captioning into every online video has got to end.
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The fact I can't see the aurora means I'll be the last of us to get zapped when the sun enters its Red Giant phase, so I got that going for me.
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Hey Bluesky do you think you can solve your bot problem please.
November 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Toronto Maple Leafs and Blue Jays, name a better choking duo.
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Of course this goes to extra innings.
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Amazing baseball commentary from all the new Los Angeles/Ohtani fans out there. Drawing the line at a decades old game strategy instead of having the discussion about how LA outspends everyone in a sport with no payroll caps in order to essentially purchase trophies.
October 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
If your gas station has unmutable video ads at the pump I will simply just go to another gas station.
October 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Are lists broken in Bluesky? I’m getting posts from people in them that I didn’t add to the list.
October 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I saw someone posting a link to a code package that allows someone to download social media content locally curate it and interact with it with and then upload updates later.

My friend, you have just reinvented the Usenet newsreader.
October 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Everyone go watch a bunch of Robert Redford movies tonight. Pick one you’ve never seen if you can. It’ll be worth it.
September 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Getting the week started off right by accidentally ripping off a fart in front of strangers in public.
September 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
There's always that one person who posts a YouTube link to some obscure, whimsical music video as a response on a Very Important Topic Thread. I have never clicked any of those links.
September 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Why are public spaces so noisy? Is there anywhere anyone can have a normal conversation.
September 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
A Brother laser printer will change your world.
September 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Happy Gilmore 2 was surprisingly fantastic, I admit I was wrong about it going in.
August 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
My idea of living fancy is having the premium toilet paper rolls.
August 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Oh no. Anyway.
August 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Today I decided to play Papa Roach lovehatetragedy for the first time in years. What a great decision.
July 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
If I were in charge of Discovery channel or whatever I would start a show that debunks every episode of every paranormal adventure brain rot show ever aired on that channel in the last 15 years.
July 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
“If I can’t continue doing shows on a regular basis, I just want to be well enough to do one show where I can say, ‘Hi guys, thanks so much for my life.’ That’s what I’m working towards, and if I drop down dead at the end of it, I’ll die a happy man.”

RIP Ozzy.
July 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
We have a word for ‘tldr’, its ‘summary’.
old man yells at cloud is written on a newspaper
ALT: old man yells at cloud is written on a newspaper
media.tenor.com
July 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
No, I will not disable my adblocker, not under any circumstances.
July 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM