Berlaymonster
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This was first prize in a contest. Second prize was TWO exclusive interviews with Charles Michel
January 30, 2026 at 7:51 AM
This was first prize in a contest. Second prize was TWO exclusive interviews with Charles Michel
I've just read that the European Commission staff reform process is being run by a High Level Reflection Group
a man in a suit and sunglasses is standing in a living room next to another man .
ALT: a man in a suit and sunglasses is standing in a living room next to another man .
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I've just read that the European Commission staff reform process is being run by a High Level Reflection Group
December 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The new Politico advent calendar is a bit creepy
December 10, 2025 at 11:33 AM
The new Politico advent calendar is a bit creepy
Seems the EEAS investigation is leaving no stone unturned
December 4, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Seems the EEAS investigation is leaving no stone unturned
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EEAS-gate doesn't really have much of a ring to it.
Some other options:
Waterzooi-gate
Brugse-gat
Edu-gate
Diplo-gate
Rector-gate
...
Some other options:
Waterzooi-gate
Brugse-gat
Edu-gate
Diplo-gate
Rector-gate
...
December 3, 2025 at 8:24 AM
EEAS-gate doesn't really have much of a ring to it.
Some other options:
Waterzooi-gate
Brugse-gat
Edu-gate
Diplo-gate
Rector-gate
...
Some other options:
Waterzooi-gate
Brugse-gat
Edu-gate
Diplo-gate
Rector-gate
...
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Well, the omnibus has been delayed, it looks like we'll have to omniwalk again
December 2, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Well, the omnibus has been delayed, it looks like we'll have to omniwalk again
It's Friday, so we're just going to ignore this court ruling, and this headline
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
It's Friday, so we're just going to ignore this court ruling, and this headline
REMINDER: It’s influencer season again so don’t forget to get your ‘flu shots
We need to prevent a full-on influencer epidemic
We need to prevent a full-on influencer epidemic
September 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
REMINDER: It’s influencer season again so don’t forget to get your ‘flu shots
We need to prevent a full-on influencer epidemic
We need to prevent a full-on influencer epidemic
Brussels archaeological dig reveals ancient EU intranet tubes
September 8, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Brussels archaeological dig reveals ancient EU intranet tubes
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The absolute State of the European Union!
Never mind the Strasbourg stemwinders; the real #SOTEU spectacular is on 8 November in Brussels: it's the annual Press Revue, aka #NerdPromEU, back again for another unforgettable night of comedy and music
Reserve your tickets here: bit.ly/4lQKVh8
Never mind the Strasbourg stemwinders; the real #SOTEU spectacular is on 8 November in Brussels: it's the annual Press Revue, aka #NerdPromEU, back again for another unforgettable night of comedy and music
Reserve your tickets here: bit.ly/4lQKVh8
September 8, 2025 at 7:35 AM
The absolute State of the European Union!
Never mind the Strasbourg stemwinders; the real #SOTEU spectacular is on 8 November in Brussels: it's the annual Press Revue, aka #NerdPromEU, back again for another unforgettable night of comedy and music
Reserve your tickets here: bit.ly/4lQKVh8
Never mind the Strasbourg stemwinders; the real #SOTEU spectacular is on 8 November in Brussels: it's the annual Press Revue, aka #NerdPromEU, back again for another unforgettable night of comedy and music
Reserve your tickets here: bit.ly/4lQKVh8
Nice scoop for a Friday: an interview with the chair of the "Parliamentary Intergroup on Wine and Spirits"
September 5, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Nice scoop for a Friday: an interview with the chair of the "Parliamentary Intergroup on Wine and Spirits"
Which will be finished first?
August 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Which will be finished first?
It's Fun Trademarks Day at the EU Court of Justice
July 9, 2025 at 9:08 AM
It's Fun Trademarks Day at the EU Court of Justice
I see the ECR group has stolen my mission statement
July 9, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I see the ECR group has stolen my mission statement
Americans: “You Europeans are always on vacation”
Also Americans:
Also Americans:
July 7, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Americans: “You Europeans are always on vacation”
Also Americans:
Also Americans:
Not sure about this new advertising campaign aimed at MEPs
June 27, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Not sure about this new advertising campaign aimed at MEPs
The gentleman doth project too much, methinks
(h/t @eddywax.bsky.social in @euractiv.com: www.euractiv.com/section/poli...)
(h/t @eddywax.bsky.social in @euractiv.com: www.euractiv.com/section/poli...)
May 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
The gentleman doth project too much, methinks
(h/t @eddywax.bsky.social in @euractiv.com: www.euractiv.com/section/poli...)
(h/t @eddywax.bsky.social in @euractiv.com: www.euractiv.com/section/poli...)
Would now be a good time remind everyone that we published VdL's #Pfizergate texts more than three years ago?
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May 14, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Would now be a good time remind everyone that we published VdL's #Pfizergate texts more than three years ago?
www.berlaymonster.com/post/leaked-...
www.berlaymonster.com/post/leaked-...
I mean, as a new EU slogan, this kind of slaps
Put it on one of those Berlaymont banners
Put it on one of those Berlaymont banners
May 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I mean, as a new EU slogan, this kind of slaps
Put it on one of those Berlaymont banners
Put it on one of those Berlaymont banners
Forget those AI action figures. What Brussels really needs is an MEP blow-up doll for conference panels
April 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Forget those AI action figures. What Brussels really needs is an MEP blow-up doll for conference panels